caesar flickerman*

  • Caesar Flickerman: and why not?
  • Me, watching the Hunger Games for the 500th time and knowing damn well why not: yeah why not
  • Peeta: because she came here with me
  • Me, who has every word of the book and every frame of the entire trilogy tattooed on my brain for eternity: OH SHIT BOI NO WAY
If Gilderoy Lockhart was in the Hunger Games
  • <p> <b>1.Caesar:</b> So how are you finding the Capitol?<p/><b>Gilderoy:</b> It's an odd sort of place isn't it? Do you live here?<p/><b>2.Katniss:</b> *fires arrow at Gamemakers* Thank you for your consideration<p/><b>Gilderoy:</b> If you don’t mind my saying it was pretty obvious what you were about to do and if i had wanted to stop you it would have been only too easy<p/><b>3.Cato:</b> *gets shot in hand by Katniss*<p/><b>Gilderoy:</b> Not to worry! I shall fix that arm of yours straight away<p/><b>4.Finnick:</b> Got any secrets worth my time?<p/><b>Gilderoy:</b> For full details see my published works<p/><b>5. Effie:</b> Eyes bright.Chins up. Smiles on.<p/><b>Gilderoy:</b> Well I didn't get rid of the Bandon Banshee by smiling at him<p/><b>6. Haymitch:</b> He's a peacock. A total preener.<p/><b>Gilderoy:</b> Celebrity is as celebrity does<p/></p>

“Ladies and gentleman, from District Four, please welcome Finnick Odair!” Caesar Flickerman’s voice boomed. The audience erupted into applause as Finnick came onto the stage, the bright lights illuminating his face and causing him to squint slightly. When he saw everyone staring at him expectantly, he gave them all a bright grin.

“Mr Odair, we are so glad to have you here tonight. So tell me, what was it like to leave behind your family in District Four. It was hard, I imagine.”

He nodded in response. “It was. I only hope that I’ll get to see them again.”

There was a collection of ‘aahs’ from the audience and Caesar nodded towards them. “And not just family, I hear there’s a special someone as well. Y/N?”

Finnick gave him a look of surprise and confusion. “Y/N? They’re my friend. I mean they’re special, of course, but not in that way.”

“Of course. So, they’re your friend.”

“They’re my best friend. Actually, more like a sibling. Been around for longer than I can remember.”

"So you hope to get back home and see them again?”


*Not my gif


Caesar Flickerman, the man who has hosted the interviews for more than forty years, bounces onto the stage. Its a little scary because his appearance has been virtually unchanged during all that time. Same face under a coating of pure white makeup. Same hairstyle that he dyes a different color for each Hunger Games. Same ceremonial suit, midnight blue dotted with a thousand tiny electric bulbs that twinkle like stars.

Meanwhile in the Mellark family...
  • *Baby cries*
  • Katniss: *groans* your turn, Peeta...
  • Peeta: no no, it's your turn, Katniss. I've done it a thousand times this week.
  • Katniss: But I'm too tired...
  • Peeta: Heh, coming from a girl who started a revolution..*mutters* Can't even change a diaper..
  • Katniss: *stands up* tisk, fine.
  • Peeta: *imitating Caesar Flickerman* One more question, Ms. Everdeen--or shall I say, "Girl on Fire,"?
  • Katniss: *rolls eyes*
  • Peeta: You love me. Real or not real?
  • Katniss: last straw