cactusbastard

Seriously. Why would I cosplay Kid when you make a PERFECTLY sexy one?

All I can do is the voice. 

I don’t have the sexy legs and sexy Jeffrey like you do, and I don’t plan on buying a blonde wig or dying my hair blonde anytime soon; the latter is only possible AFTER I cosplay Fem!Italy and Fem!Protag from FATE/Extra~

UM. I AM PERFECTLY HAPPY BEING A SINGLE MOTHER, THANK YOU.

I DON’T NEED A MAN TO COME UP IN HUR AND RAISE MY BABIES.

ESPECIALLY YOU TWO.

TWO INFLUENCES WILL MERELY CONFUSE YOU.

I MUST RAISE YOU ON MY OWN TO AVOID ANY CONTRADICTIONS IN OUR RAISING STYLES AND PUNISHMENTS.

OTHER BABIES ARE CURRENTLY WITH NANNY (my mom).

David, Kylie, and Dagan.