cackling @ all of these

anonymous asked:

Could you write something where Jared develops a crush on Jensen's little sister who is also an actress/model and Jensen him teases him all the time

Jared was reading his script in his trailer when he heard her giggle and then cackle from an obvious tickle fight between her and Misha.

He absentmindedly sighed and carded his hands through his moppy hair, and Jensen clapped him on the shoulder.

“You’ve got it bad dude,” his best friend smirked, “if my sister’s witch cackle gets you all distracted”.

“What? No, that’s not,” Jared minced his words, “fine, okay, but it’s Misha man.”

“Misha has you distracted?” Jensen made a barfing gesture, “dude, gross.”

“No you ass,” Jared grunted, “it’s him all over your sister, when it should be…,” he trailed off.

“You, dude, yeah I know.”

Originally posted by milanavsh

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It’s been more than a day and I’m still laughing at how the Squire pact in TOZ-X is now just a friendship bracelet while Mikleo and Sorey apparently have each other on telepathic emergency speed dial LOL.

inb4 bro gaydar jokes

lena knowing kara is supergirl and saying those stupid space pick up lines just to see kara getting nervous and then blushing a lot when she realizes what’s happening

like “are you from space?” and kara going all “n-no! pfffft what are you talking about? i’m from this planet. earth! a very nice place to be from an-” and then lena finishing with “cause your ass is out of this world” and kara blushing and just saying a breathy “oh” and stammering and not knowing what to do

nomnomcupcakesworld  asked:

Dude I am begging you to make more Latino Jason headcannons!!!!

ask and ye shall receive 

-jason totally pulls the mom move of waking up early and playing loud spanish songs while cleaning the entire place. like he goes hard don’t even try to get him out of the zone 

-both the batfam and the outlaws have come to dread waking up to the beginning of ‘bidi bidi bom bom’ bc they know what’s in store (yeah jason’s a selena fan fight me) 

-jason can cook a lot of different varieties of food, but his faves are stuff like tamales or pozole bc his mom used to make it for him when he was a kid (and he took up making it for her when she was going through withdrawal and when they had the money for ingredients)

-jason has a slight accent still, it comes from growing up on the streets and speaking a hybrid of english and spanish slang so he got teased a lot for it after bruce took him in. bc the kids knew he was different 

-he still is kinda self conscious about it, but if he’s really comfortable around the people he’s with then it’ll come out. so far, only roy and kori have heard it. bruce, dick and alfred have too but that was before his death

-when jason was still living in the Manor, one day he accidentally called alfred ‘abuelito’ while they were cooking together and got really embarrassed, but alfred told him it was perfectly fine. (and he may of teared up some but shhh) 

-jason also calls him abuelita whenever alfred mother hens him and alfred cant even nag bc it’s just nice to have jason home 

-jason also calls kori ‘princesa’ as a little nickname. when roy complained about why he didn’t get a nickname too he also got princesa

-jason lowkey loves spanish soap operas he will watch them and get invested in the story but none of his fucking friends believe him when he tries to explain what’s going on bc it sounds so absurd they just think he’s pulling their leg

-jason still hasn’t called bruce any version of being his father since coming back, but he will call him ‘papas fritas’ because bruce is ‘one salty son of a bitch’ 

-one time jay left his ipod at the manor and the whole batfam kinda shuffled through jason’s music out of curiosity and it was all pretty normal classic rock, thrown in with some modern pop (a lot of niki minaj tbh which was unexpected but also expected) but then dick finds a playlist labeled ‘workout (hardcore version)’ and it’s just the song gasolina by daddy yankee listed ten times. 

ok, but can we appreciate that the egyptian crossovers happen just after the fight with gaia, and magnus chase then starts that winter i think? meaning after the titan war things happened incredibly quickly

so let’s think about annabeth and percy, and everything that’s happened to them after the last olympian: 

  • Percy got kidnapped with his memory taken away, and it turns out roman gods exist
  • They had to travel to the ancient lands and kill a bunch of giants in another Great Prophecy
  • They had to face Gaia, a primordial
  • They discovered the egyptian gods exist, met up with some egyptian magicians, and destroyed some egyptian villains
  • They discover the norse gods exist; Annabeth’s cousin is a dead warrior; they find out the Chase family attracts immortals because they’re descended from a powerful line; and they also have to help said cousin doing who knows what
  • Apollo, one of the, ahem, annoying gods, becomes mortal, communications between the camps break down, and it turns out some roman emperors are still alive and kicking

like honestly they just finished the titan war… this was supposed to be the big event in their lifetime and then in pretty much a year and a half they go from thinking the greek gods are the only ones to exist, to finding out there are roman, egyptian and norse gods, and some of the gods don’t even have the decency to stay immortal, like these poor souls

do you remember when they had a year’s break between each quest and now look

NICKY GETTING DRUNK AND CALLING NEIL TO COMPLAIN ABOUT HIS ‘CRACKER FUCKING COUSINS’ WHO 'THINK RANCH IS ACCEPTABLE SEASONING’ AND 'HAVE NO IDEA WHAT A BOUILLON CUBE IS’ AND NEIL HAVING HIM ON SPEAKERPHONE AND THEN AT THE END OF THE RANT WHEN NICKY IS JUST RAMBLING ABT HOW HE CANT BELIEVE HES TAINTED WITH EUROPEAN BLOOD HE HEARS ANDREW BLANKLY GO 'untoasted bread? Neil do you think I’m untoasted? I think I’m pretty toasted-“ AND HE HANGS THE FUCK UP RIGHT QUICK

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Emma Thompson, Very Serious Dramatic Actor™

Mrs. Lovett, what a charming notion                                                      Eminently practical and yet appropriate, as always!                                    Oh, Mrs. Lovett                                                                                            How I’ve lived without you all these years I’ll never know!

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Dear Diary:

s-so it was a really nice day for taking photos! o((*^▽^*))o

a-and then gladio came over and even posed for me (⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

he looks so good, right?! (*´▽`*)

a-anyway! i o-offered to help gladio set up camp~! b-because it’s not right if he’s out in the wilderness all alone, right?! (・:゚д゚:・)

a-and i think noct and iggy… (・・。)ゞ

a-anyway! s-so now it’s just me and gladio! in camp. by… by ourselves…

(灬º 艸º灬)