cackles and runs off into the sunset

Magnus at Alec's Wedding
  • Priest: Is there anyone here who has any reason that these two should not be wed?
  • Magnus: *clears throat loudly and rises*
  • Crowd: :0
  • Magnus: ...
  • Magnus: I am not the kind of girl...
  • Alec: Oh god.
  • Magnus: ...who should be rudely barging in on a white veil occasion...
  • Alec: Why
  • Magnus: ...But you are not the kind of boy...
  • Alec: By the Angel.
  • Magnus: ...who should be marrying the wrong girl...
  • Alec:
  • Magnus: DON'T SAY YES RUN AWAY NOW. I'LL MEET YOU WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF THE CHURCH AT THE BACK DOOR. DON'T WAIT OR SAY A SINGLE VOW. YOU NEED TO HEAR ME OUT AND THEY SAID SPEAK NOW.
  • Alec:
  • The Priest:
  • Lydia:
  • Jace:
  • Izzy:
  • Clary:
  • Alec's Parents:
  • The Crowd:
  • The World:
  • Magnus: *eyes him seductively and flicks blue sparks off his fingertips*
  • Alec: LET'S RUN AWAY NOW. I'LL MEET YOU WHEN I'M OUT OF MY TUX AT THE BACK DOOR. BABY I DIDN'T SAY MY VOWS. SO GLAD YOU WERE AROUND WHEN THEY SAID SPEAK NOW.
  • Alec and Magnus: *cackle maniacally as they skip off hand in hand into the sunset*