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My step cousin Dean just got engaged. To a guy called Casey. Everyone calls him Cas. DEAN AND CAS ARE GETTING MARRIED. THEIR WHOLE STORY IS A GODDAMN FANFICTION. THEY MET ON A SUBWAY. DEAN SAW THAT PEOPLE WERE GANGING UP ON CASEY BECAUSE HES GAY. DEAN, BEING THE GREAT GUY HE IS, STEPPED FORWARD AND TOLD THEM TO BACK OFF. NEXT DAY THEY TOOK THE SAME SUBWAY AGAIN. AND THE NEXT DAY. AND THE NEXT. DEAN FINALLY GOT UP THE GUTS TO TALK TO CASEY AFTER ABOUT A WEEK. THEY GOT ALONG REALLY WELL SO THEY EXCHANGED NUMBERS AND SET A DATE TO HANG OUT. IT WAS WITH THIS ‘HANGING OUT’ THAT DEAN REALIZED HE WAS BISEXUAL, AT LEAST IN THE CASE OF CAS. THEY STARTED DATING AND THEN AFTER SEVEN MONTHS DEAN PROPOSED. ON THE SUBWAY THEY FIRST MET. WHICH HE HAD FILLED WITH CAS’ RELATIVES WHO HE HADNT SEEN IN YEARS, INCLUDING HIS SISTERS GABRIELA AND ANNA AND HIS BROTHER MIKLE.

HOLY SHIT I CANT WAIT FOR THE WEDDING

Anonymous asked: “wtf you’re not my roommate, how did you get in here? oh SHIT you’re really drunk AND NOW YOU’RE CRYING okay okay it’s okay shhhh, you can stay here i guess??” au

Author’s note: The story got a bit more serious than the prompt sounded, but nonetheless it has fluff, dorks falling in love, a happy ending, and I loved writing this. 

“Dammit!” Castiel cursed as he tried to unlock the door of his dorm, which was a true challenge because he was carrying his laptop, two books, and his coffee-to-go.

When he succeeded at putting his key in the lock after no less than four tries, he came to the conclusion that the door hadn’t been locked to begin with. Castiel muttered another string of curses; his roommate Balthazar had forgotten to lock the door. Again.

With an exasperated sigh Castiel slipped inside, the room completely dark. He was about to let his stuff fall to his bed so that he would have his hands free to turn on some lights, only to find that he couldn’t, because something was already on that bed. Or rather; someone, because that was clearly the silhouette of a person.

Castiel’s ears picked up on a soft sniffling sound. Squinting in the dark, Castiel put his stuff on his desk instead.

“Balth? Weren’t you supposed to spend the weekend with your family? And why are you on my bed?” Castiel interrogated, switching on the small lamp on the nightstand, eyes flickering to the empty bed on the other side of the room.

There was a muffled “leave me alone”, and Castiel gasped when he realized that it was definitely not the voice laced with the British accent that belonged to his roommate. His eyes fell on the person lying on his bed, face buried in Castiel’s pillow as if he was trying to shut out the world.  

No, definitely not Castiel’s roommate. Another quiet sob came from the pillow.

“Look, I think there’s been a major misunderstanding…” Castiel tried to reason. “You’re in my room, and this is my bed.”

The stranger now turned his head to the side, only just enough for Castiel to see two watery green eyes glower at him.

He froze as he recognized the familiar face of his handsome neighbor. Castiel thought his name was Dean, but couldn’t be entirely certain because he’d never had the nerve to actually have a conversation with the guy with the charming smile and the adorable freckles.

“I… I believe you live in the room to our left.” Castiel supplied when the guy didn’t say a word. “It’s Dean, isn’t it?” He added as an afterthought.

A curt nod from Dean, and then the guy’s eyes went wide as he glanced around the room, at last putting two and two together. He groaned, rolling over so that he was lying on his back, pressing both his hands over his eyes.

“Awesome! Just awesome… Perfect ending of a perfect day.” He slurred bitterly, obviously intoxicated. “Everything is just awesome…”

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Historically themed Destiel.

Castiel, a young prince, is a imprisoned in the tower by his brother who fears that the people could rally around Castiel and lead a rebellion if he wasn’t under lock and key. Castiel lives in genuine fear of his life. Although he is a prince, his brother might decide he is a traitor as well as a threat and have him executed.

Dean is one of the young prince’s jailers. At first he is unsympathetic to Castiel’s plight. His job is his job, something he does to put food on the table. He isn’t about to question King and country just because of a pair of big blue eyes. 

But Castiel is lonely and more often than not invites Dean to sit and talk with him. Dean starts to bring him things - flowers, cakes smuggled from the kitchens, books - to make Castiel’s life a little easier. He likes to see Castiel’s smile, even though it always has a hint of sadness in it. 

Their courtship is sweet, but quick, filled with the knowledge that any day could bring the warrant for Castiel’s death. Neither of them truly believe that Castiel will leave the tower alive, so they marry in secret. Dean offers to smuggle out letters or documents for Castiel, to help raise a rebellion to save him, but Castiel refuses. He is innocent of plotting and he won’t turn to treason now. 

They spend hours together in Castiel’s bed, each stolen kiss a treasured memory.

When word does come, it’s unexpected. Castiel’s brother has died from an illness and Castiel is to be freed and crowned king. 

Their relationship cannot come to light, but Castiel refuses to leave Dean or betray the vows he made to him. He has Dean knighted and made one of his advisers so they can always be together. Castiel is praises for his purity, for pledging himself to his country instead of to a marriage bed, with his courtiers little knowing that he takes his marriage vows to Dean very seriously indeed. 

supernatural spoilers possible finale spoilers?????

Dean getting worse from the MoC makes me worry about both boys on Supernatural. Dean would never hurt his Sammy, right? RIGHT??? — JJ
I would really like to calm your worries, because thinking of Dean hurting Sam is unbearable—but let’s not forget that Demon Dean is not the Dean we know and love. And according to Misha Collins, the finale will not only “deliver,” but it will leave viewers with a serious case of whiplash. “There’s going to be a moment when everyone breathes a collective and triumphant sigh of relief,” he says, before ominously adding, “followed by a horrific ‘oh shit’ moment.” Translation: The finale will probably make you cry.

http://www.spoilertv.com/2015/04/latest-from-ew-various-shows-17th-april.html

anonymous asked:

I think Dean's still under the impression that something's going on with Cas and Hannah? Because Cas had to come up with a quick lie for his returned Grace, he told Dean that it was Hannah who helped him. To Dean, Hannah is either a) that female in the car, or b) the angel who told Cas to kill him. The fact that Hannah went out of her way to SAVE Cas while Dean couldn't? That hits some major sore spots.

o.0

Yeah that would do it.

*goes to quickly rewatch that little bit* Yeeeah there’s a certain amount of difference between “Woo Cas is here!” from Dean before that and then “Oh good you’re alive that’s something anyway pal” after that comment, because he was smiling wonderfully at him when he came in and even as he walks past him with the pizzas but then…

Yeah. That muted response everyone’s been so upset about comes after Cas brings up that Hannah did the thing and saved him.

For the sake of argument Dean doesn’t know Cas is lying to him at all so his subdued reaction has to be something else, because if Cas’s crappy lying blew the whole thing open, Sam’s arc would be over before it started. There are major plot reasons why Dean can only be disappointed by this not because he feels he is being lied to but because the statement itself upsets him. :P

Urgh this is awful. I didn’t stop to muse on this at all until now. (Thanks. >.<) This is a DELIGHTFULLY soap opera plot:

Hannah expressly wanted to do exactly that in 10x02 because of her awkward new ~feelings~ for Cas, Cas was like please don’t, so the lie Cas uses is romantically coded to the viewer, and Dean’s previous suspicions about Cas and Hannah are at least on the table thanks to the end of 10x03.

And then we got the contrast in the actual plot, where Cas liberates Metatron to try and save Dean twice, once with Hannah’s permission and once without. Fracturing his relationship with Hannah in the process by doing exactly what he said he wouldn’t do for himself, or because of her, or let her do because she loved him, where it all changes when it’s for Dean. So his priorities are clear to him (and to Hannah - though she seemed to always have a fear about said priorities) and would have been to Dean if he could tell the truth.

Anyway then when that is all over he’s left with a choice about what to do with Metatron and decides (probably because he’s already so deep in trouble for stealing him in the first place that he can’t exactly get in worse trouble for borrowing him a bit longer) to do the empowering thing for himself (well at the end of this episode he said it was selfish but it was treat yo self day I’m not letting Cas think that :P) and use him to get his grace back (because that quote about not letting himself die) and he loses Metatron in the process. 

So exactly what he didn’t want to risk happening when Hannah wanted to do it happens (and there’s speculation that Metatron wanted him to find the grace because of probably awful reasons) when he tries to do anything for himself / for Dean (getting his grace back does also benefit him helping Dean in the long run), so he’s running at negligible victories anyway… 

He heads on home and Sam has to remind him with “you know what to say” eyebrows when Cas turns to him to see if they’re still lying or not, that Dean doesn’t know and now can’t know about anything they did because revealing that they did something behind Dean’s back once will make him suspicious about Sam going behind his back again and Sam’s very busy now going behind Dean’s back to work with Rowena and Cas is trapped in the crossfire of maintaining one lie so Sam can carry on the other…

Not that Cas knows the last part: he thinks Sam burned the book as well. But in that conversation before Charlie and Dean come in Sam seems to be bonding with Cas without his knowledge about them making poor decisions like “Oh well he let Metatron run free, anything I do after this is at least two makes company.”

Cas gets the solidarity and sympathy for his actions without really knowing why so it puts Sam emotionally on his side even more, inspiring Cas to continue the deception, and so to keep himself from even risking Sam at all in this he puts Hannah into the story in Sam’s place… Hannah who Dean was suspicious of and then tried to kill him but then Hannah who Cas spent months working with and though they’ve been low on communication all season (probably because of the ongoing miscommunication) Dean would at least probably know what Cas was doing in that gap of time where he was with Hannah.

And so we’re at a place where Dean thinks Hannah did what she wanted to do in 10x02 (giving this a weird narrative callback to remind us that it was because Hannah had ~feelings~ for Cas and why this is then a terrible thing to say which at least gives us extremely plausible motive for jealous!Dean because of him having feelings too) and from Dean’s sudden dull response and the callback to Hannah wanting to be the one to save Cas, suddenly we have it as “Hannah did this to save Cas because they have ~feelings~ for each other” since Dean doesn’t know it isn’t like that… 

And so now Dean thinks Cas has been in a long-term relationship with Hannah possibly since season 9, slight hiccup in 9x22 aside, for all he knows.

Wow, Cas.

*slow clap* 

But on the plus side:

Jealous!Dean does give us a nice dose of actual Destiel feelings from Dean’s side even if he’s being more than usually green eyed.

The lie taking on romantic coding towards Cas and Hannah goes in direct opposition to the actual story, and so we have the fan fic trope of mistaken “he’s straight and taken” possibly playing out in front of our eyes.

And if Hannah 2.0 is seen again or described to Dean then we get Dean realising that’s who Cas has been in a long-term romantic relationship with. Ehehe.

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Dean: “You gave me a fright!!”

Castiel: “It’s just my stomach expanding naturally. Human bodies do that after eating!”

Dean: “Apparently. Cas rarely eats a lot so I didn’t understand, but it seems he couldn’t resist the three slices of pie that the children insisted he eats.”

Castiel: “It would have been rude to refuse!”

Dean: “Cas, you could have given me one! But you could use a bit of cushioning. They don’t give you enough to eat at the Church.”

Castiel: “Just go back to the fire, you menace.”

Captain America / Supernatural AU

I’ve had the BIGGEST urge to work on a Stucky AU set in Supernatural as of late. Steve and Bucky’s story kinda plays out like Sam and Dean’s in the first few seasons (not exactly, but one dies for the other kinda deal) and Bucky ends up going to hell and rises sometime later as the Winter Soldier, Hell’s weapon specifically trained to kill Hunters, basically. He’s not like his comic/MCU counterpart where he doesn’t remember - he remembers everything. He knows who he is, who he was. He doesn’t care. He’s literally just a completely warped, effed up version of Bucky. (Kinda how I wish Dean would’ve popped up at some point but eeeh.)

Also his arm, rather than some mechanical prosthetic or something like that, I just keep picturing as completely black. No shadow. No light. Just literally a dark, black mass that looks like it’s spidering across his chest and back, as if it’s trying to consume him (maybe it is? WHO KNOWS).

Metatron with Dean and Cas like: “how much shit can I talk about his boyfriend before my life is in actual danger” and making a game out of it

I love how Charlie and Cas like immediately jumped into being best friends and I hope it stays like that and then I want there to be a scene where they’re both just kinda talking and Cas feels like she’s flirting or something so he goes, “I don’t know your intentions but most of my past relationships with woman haven’t ended well.” And then when Charlie realized what he meant she’s like what, and has to go into explaining that she’s a lesbian. Then Cas gets confused and she has to explain what a lesbian IS. And then Cas is all “oooooohhh….” And there’s a bit of awkward silence and Charlie goes, “besides, I thought you had a thing for Dean?”

DO YOU EVER JUST DECIDE TO WATCH CAS’S ENTRANCE IN LAZARUS RISING AGAIN AND JUST

YOU ARE GOING TO SACRIFICE SO MUCH FOR THIS GUY

YOU ARE GOING TO LOVE HIM SO MUCH THAT YOU’RE GOING TO GO AGAINST THE PURPOSE OF YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE

ALL THE IMPORTANCE OF HEAVEN AND GOD’S MISSION THAT YOU WALK INTO THAT BARN WITH SO MUCH CONFIDENCE IS GOING TO FEEL MINUSCULE COMPARED TO HOW MUCH THE MAN STANDING IN FRONT OF YOU IS GOING TO MEAN TO YOU 

AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA