anonymous asked:

What pick up lines would the GoM + Hanamiya + Imayoshi use?

[I’m making the assumption that you mean dirty pick up lines because they’re way more fun than ordinary ones hah]

Aomine Daiki: "Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.”

Kise Ryouta: “____-cchi, you’re the reason that god invented boners!” 

Midorima Shintarou: “T-That necklace you’re wearing would look better on my nightstand, nanodayo.” 

Murasakibara Atsushi: “Are you legs made from Nutella, ____-chin? Because I want to spread them.” 

Kuroko Tetsuya: “That shirt you’re wearing has to go, ____-san…but you can stay.” 

Akashi Seijurou: “Whilst it’s true that there are plenty of fish in the sea, you’re the only one I’d like to catch and mount back at home.”

Hanamiya Makoto: “You’re cute when you smile. You should do it more often. It’s the second best thing you can do with your lips.” 

Imayoshi Shoichi: “Word of the day is ‘legs’. Shall we head back to my place and spread the word?”

anonymous asked:

GOM + Kagami and Himuro overhearing / seeing some other guys checking out their s/o during p.e and get protective/jealous

[i think they’d be more protective than jealous, since this is all oblivious to their s/o !]

Aomine Daiki: Aomine does not take the fact that other guys have been checking you out lightly. He is not above punching someone to get his point across - especially to those who chase after things that belong to him. However, since he’s aware that you are not fond of violence, he tries his best to chase them away verbally first. 

Quit ogling, teme. You want my fist up your face?“ 

Kise Ryouta: A scowl would form on that pretty face of his, and he would turn to the guys gossiping about you and inform them how cute it was that they thought that way of his partner. 

Hm. Too bad that _____-cchi belongs to me. Sucks to be you, doesn’t it?

Midorima Shintaro: Midorima would silence them with a disgusted glare before readjusting his glasses with a ‘hmph’ - telling them how it would take another a hundred years before they could even have the right to think about you that way.

Chase after people of your own level, livestock.” 

Murasakibara Atsushi: Murasakibara would use his height advantage to both tower over them and block their view of you at the same time. 

Oi, stop staring at my _____-chin as if she were food. That’s something only I can do.” 

Kuroko Tetsuya: They would be startled when Kuroko suddenly appeared before them, but after informing that he’s been there the whole time, he would kindly ask them to stop talking about you like that - and the cold anger reflected in his eyes makes them think twice about continuing. 

Akashi Seijuro: Akashi would suddenly want to crush them like he would a bug. They feel his murderous aura - but it’s too late because he has already stalked over, and two seconds later they find themselves on the ground. 

It seems like you have forgotten your place.”

Kagami Taiga: It takes a while for his thick brain to register the fact that they had been checking you out, but when it does, he makes a huge scene that probably gets himself in just as much trouble.

Hey, lay off _____, you dirty twerps!

Himuro Tatsuya: Himuro would flash a small, dangerous smile at them that wordlessly expressed his distaste at their actions. 

You’re lucky that I’m the one who caught you. If you had made _____ upset or uncomfortable, I wouldn’t have forgiven you this easily.” 

anonymous asked:

GoM's reaction to hearing their s/o moan their name in their sleep?

Aomine Daiki: Aomine grins wickedly - there’s no other way to describe it - and shifts closer against you in bed, curling an arm around your belly to pull you so that your back is pressing firmly against his chest. Nudging lightly at the back of your neck with his nose and wedging his thigh between your legs, he attempts to rouse you from your sleep, so that he can make you can moan his name again and again

Kise Ryouta: Kise is taken aback at first, and rubs his eyes tiredly to make sure that it just isn’t him hallucinating due to lack of sleep. He blinks again - this time in astonishment, when you utter a soft, ‘Ryouta…’ for a second time. Kise pushes himself up on the bed and props his elbow up on a pillow to stare at you, before reaching out to cup your cheek gently with a pout.

“You’re so mean, ____-cchi…” He complains quietly, but his eyes soften when you subconsciously lean into his touch. “Saying my name like that when I can’t do anything about it…”

Midorima Shintarou: Midorima chokes on his own spit, before flushing a thousand shades of red. He quietly lays in bed, pretending - trying to convince himself - that he what he just heard didn’t happen. He squeezes his eyes shut and takes shallow breaths, unable to do anything but clench the sheets tightly as his pants tighten when the word Shintarou slips from your lips as a breathy moan again. 

Murasakibara Atsushi: At first, Murasakibara doesn’t realise that you’re asleep, and replies back with a lazy mumble, ‘What is it, ____-chin…?’ He lifts his head up slightly to look at you when you respond with silence, and promptly drops back against the pillow when he sees that you’re not even awake. When you moan his name a second time after a few seconds, he turns you over with a low growl, pushing aside the blankets to snake his hand under your shirt.

“ ____-chin, wake up…” He huffs under his breath, “I’m right here…” 

Kuroko Tetsuya: Kuroko freezes for a moment, not really believing his ears, but heat soon settles across his face and the tips of his ears flush red when the fact that you’ve been moaning his name in your sleep sinks in. He slips out of bed silently when he hears his name being groaned out again, pulling the sheets past your shoulders to tuck you in warmly, before heading towards the bathroom with a certain degree of shame to ‘take care’ of the tent in his trousers. 

Akashi Seijurou: Akashi is fondly brushing the strands of hair that have fallen across your face out of your eyes when you first utter his name in a lewd tone, and his fingers halt their movements immediately. He lowers his darkening gaze when you mewl out his name again, his hand slowly resuming its stroking of your hair. His fingers trail across your cheek and along your jawline, down your neck before resting on the top button of your shirt. 

He decides against it at the last minute, but leans down to brush his lips against your forehead, murmuring a quiet, “We’ll finish what you started later, ____.”

True love


Once upon a weekend, you entered your kitchen nervously picking on your cuticles. At the table was sitting your husband, casually drinking his tea, while scanning morning issue of a newspaper. You took a deep breath, before speaking up.

“I’m late.”

“I told you to get yourself a watch.” Midorima comments, his eyes never leaving some article.

“I’m late.” you emphasize.

“Then why don’t you leave already?” the men asks sounding somehow impatient.

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anonymous asked:

Can I please get a scenario where Gom+Takao are with their so's family & they are being really hard on their so? [Like one time I was with my family and friends and my grandma told me I was getting fat and proceeded to comment on me. I didn't know what to do but as someone who has self-image issues it really upset me at the time]

[of course! i’m really sorry to hear that sweetie ;c i hope everything is okay now ~]

Aomine Daiki: Aomine doesn’t even take notice of what your family is saying at first - but when he sees your slightly tremble at your father’s words, he reaches under the table to squeeze your knee in comfort, whilst scowling across at your parents. 

Hey, whatever you just said - take it back. Can’t you see that you’re upsetting _____?

Kise Ryouta: Kise purses his lips in disapproval when he hears your mother comparing you to one of his ex-girlfriends. He wraps an arm around your shoulder and pulls you to him reassuringly.

No one can hold a candle to _____-cchi, so please don’t say things like that…

Midorima Shintaro: Midorima stands next to you uncomfortably as your father casually points out that the height difference between you two was almost laughable - but he stiffens when he notices you cowering away. Pushing aside his own embarrassment, Midorima takes your hand firmly. 

It doesn’t bother me at all. As if I would be concerned over something trivial like that…

Murasakibara Atsushi: Murasakibara looks bored when your parents scolds you about your untidy room, but after seeing you look so upset, he wraps his large arms around you - almost in an attempt to shield you from getting hurt.

If you think _____-chin is bad, you should see my room…

Kuroko Tetsuya: Kuroko falls silent as your mother jokes about how you’ve been gaining weight lately. His eyes, light-blue eyes and brooding, flash to you briefly in worry before turning back to your mother.

I’m sorry. That wasn’t very funny, and I can’t agree with what you just said.”

Akashi Seijuro: Akashi does not look amused as your father openly lists out your flaws in front of your boyfriend. Leaning back in his chair with a stoic expression, he reaches out for you, fingers curling around your wrist possessively. 

It’s just as I thought. _____ would be in better hands with me, after all.

Takao Kazunari: Takao clears his throat awkwardly to break the silence between you and your parents after they had commented on your gluttonous behaviour. Entwining his fingers through yours under the table, he tries his best to lift the your glum mood without offending your family.

I don’t really care about how much _____-chan eats…Besides, she needs all that energy to put up with me!

anonymous asked:

Can I have the gom guys + kagami drunk texting their someone?

im so sorry


  • *proceeds to take 127 blurry pictures of himself, someone peeing, and different pieces of furniture that “would look nice with your eyes”*


  • “have u seen my eyebrows”
  • “why didn’t yo u tell me they were like this ?”
  • “Can you get me a burger”
  • “HAHAHAH i Just found out we pplay with BALLS”
  • *sends you a video of him laughing and muttering “balls”*


  • “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “
  • “HAhaHAhhahhhaaAA”
  • “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)”
  • “ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) “
  • “why areN’”T you replying ?????”
  • “”do u hate m e”
  • *sends picture of himself crying*


  • “Someone just told m e to google blue waffle i do no t want to be doctor”
  • “My fingers ???? I am a mummy”
  • “Oha asa wont lstien to me”
  • “She doesnt’ tell me why my glasses are broke”
  • “i cant see”
  • “This man is trippign me It is not My fault”
  • “whats happening”
  • “Does anyone else hav e green hair or just me do u know”
  • “Please ask my momther”


  • Sends you audios instead of texts
  • “M-*hiccup* Mom can YOU buy someE CHIPS?”
  • “Wai- *hysterical laughter* THIS IS ____”
  • “YOU’RE NOT MY MOMMMMM *more hysterical laughter*”
  • “I just saw your picturE you’re fucking hot who are you????”
  • *crashing sounds and screams* “MOM IM SCared COMe PICK ME up”


  • “i jsut saw ymself in the mirror ???”
  • “ThEY CAN”T KWno”
  • “Don’t let Muro- chun Kwno IM So Tall”
  • “Please dont teLL him”
  • *missed call from Murasakibara*
  • “Heeeeeeee’s HEre you TRAITOR ???”
  • “can you come get mE i thkn i pee d or soethiong”


  • “DOn’t be scared but I think I drank olive Oil”
  • “i say that I am absolute beca sue I’m absolutely going to take Yukimaru for a ride this wonderful evenin g”
  • “Someone just handed me a lovely cup of fwater this is a beautiufl liquid”
  • “Its ok I’m home now”
  • “This is not my hom e and I have been kicked out”


  • “what the Fuck ??????????”
  • “somneon called me sper m brows”
  • “why do people hate m e”
  • “This fruckin Kid just put 13 peices of gum in his MOUTH”
  • “who is this”
  • “im playing darts no w”
  • *begins sending audios*
  • “this cree py smile guy just invitedd me to go fishing with him can igo?”

Roy Mustang quit the military and joined the seirin high school basketball team because he knows deep down that ball is life