Why should Caesar get to stomp around like a giant, while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet? What’s so great about Caesar? Hm? I’m just as cute as Caesar. I’m just as smart as Caesar. People totally like me just as much as they like Caesar. And when did it become okay for one person to be the boss of everybody, huh? Because that’s not what Rome is about. We should totally just stab Caesar!

Brutus, Julius Caesar, Act II, Scene I

Happy Ides of March!