c: victarion greyjoy

*Welcome to the Jungle playing in the background*

Euron: You are a villian, not a super one.

Daenerys: Yeah, what’s the difference?

Euron: Presentation!

*Welcome to the Jungle intensifies*


asoiaf minor characters meme: (3/10) characters ➝VICTARION GREYJOY

There is no wine so sweet as wine taken from a foe. One day I shall drink your wine, Crow’s Eye, and take from you all that you hold dear.

(also requested by @dalekofchaos)


Balon was mad, Aeron is madder, and Euron is the maddest of them all.

asoiaf meme (minor characters): brothers balon, euron, victarion, and aeron greyjoy (1/6 families)

mrlaugh  asked:

Think the Dusky Woman will get any sort of reveal before Victarion kicks it?

I certainly hope so! Victarion’s inability to realize that he’s being manipulated by Euron, and that the latter is operating on a much stranger and scarier plane than the rest of the Ironborn, is central to his character. As Moqorro puts it when they meet, the Iron Captain is “blind to the tentacles.” (Unlike Aeron, who can see them all too well…) Vic is so certain that he’s pulled one over on the Crow’s Eye, even as he tells all his plans to the woman Euron tricked him into taking and lets her tend to his wound. As such, not only would confirming the dusky woman’s status as Euron’s agent be a hell of a reveal in itself, it would be a fitting catharsis for Victarion’s characterization. He’ll finally understand that he’s a tool…too late. 

Burnt cinnamon roll, too bad for this world, too evil: Euron Greyjoy

Defective cinnamon roll, not meant for this world, inedible: Victarion Greyjoy

Mediocre cinnamon roll, just right for this world, just edible: Aeron Greyjoy

Beautiful cinnamon roll, too good for this world, too pure: Asha Greyjoy

Sinnamon roll: Theon Greyjoy

anonymous asked:

⏳ Euron

“Why was I exiled? Well, some think it was because I sort of burned the Lannister fleet and started a rebellion that got my brother’s son’s all killed or worse, but no. We Ironborn are a proud people. My beloved brother wouldn’t have kicked me off his island for that. 

No, it was over a girl. Gorgeous thing, Victarion had picked her up somewhere, Dorne or the Westerlands, probably, she had nice tawny skin, dark eyes, a voice that begged like a goddess, and a cunt as tight as a virgin. I guess Vicky didn’t use her as much as he could have. Now, we couldn’t have that, such beauty going to such waste. So I took care of it. She kept our little secret, but then… she got stupid. They say that babies do that to women, they eat their brain. ‘Your brother raped me! I’m carrying his child!’” he cooed in a high falsetto. “As if  Victarion would have punished me for it. I wish I had been there, they said he smashed her skull into a rock and cried while he beat her to death with his own hands. He would have killed me, if kinslaying hadn’t been such a sin in the eyes of the Drowned God, at least according to our benevolent king, who told me to leave and never return till his death.”

“At least I can say that I listened to him. I didn’t return till the day of his death.”