the point is we don’t know anything about these czekchoslovakians. are they good czekchoslovakians, bad czekchoslovakians, we don’t know they are just random czekchoslovakians. for all we know they don’t have their passports
AU: Michael and Maria get married. After the Christmas Eve kiss in the little elf house, they both go to Michael’s apartment to talk. They end up getting back together and decide to celebrate with some drinks. One thing leads to another and Maria, out of the blue, hints to Michael that they should get married. At first, he thinks she’s joking, but she’s starts to ramble about all the pros and cons of them being together and he starts to consider the idea. Maria is a little tipsy while Michael is completely sober (unlike Max, alcohol doesn’t seem to have any effect on him). Despite the fact that Maria might only be proposing because she’s drunk, Michael chooses to ignore that and they both travel to Las Vegas to tie the knot. The next day, Maria doesn’t remember the part about getting married…
- It was your idea. - Oh, I highly doubt that. - It was! - I was drunk! I could have said or done anything, Michael! - Well, I wish I would have known that sooner. - I’m glad you find this amusing but can we get back to the matter at hand? I, uh, I think all we gotta do is get an annulment and– - Do we have to, though?