c: drax


Quill: Everyday is an adventure with these guys.

Drax: Gamora, have you taken a name not your own? Groot, are you no longer Groot?

Groot: I am Groot.

Rocket: Someone stop him please.

Gamora: Idiots.

“Haven’t you heard of knocking??”, Rocket’s voice screamed out behind Peter Quill as he dashed away from the room he’d just entered.

Drax and Gamora both looked up as a traumatized looking Quill sat down. Quill tried to busy himself with something but it was obvious he wasn’t really paying attention to it.

After awhile Gamora finally spoke up, “Quill what’s wrong. What is Rocket angry about?”

Quill mumbled something incoherent then after some prompting spoke up. “Rocket and Groot were getting busy and I walked in on them.”

“Busy with what?” Drax asked confused.

Quill shook his head. “No, no they…they were having sex.”

“How?” both Gamora and Drax asked.

“I don’t know, I didn’t really stick around long enough to get the details. I saw enough to know I don’t want the details. Never mind how I want to know why.” Quill considered though, maybe he didn’t.

Gamora shrugged. “Rocket and Groot are close. It’s not surprising.”

Quill stared at her. “It’s a tree and a raccoon.” he protested.

“Your parents were not the same species either.” Drax pointed out.

“My parents weren’t a tree and a raccoon!” Quill protested.

“Well I don’t think Rocket and Groot could have children.” Gamora said, considering.

Images of gun crazy tree/raccoon hybrids running around the ship danced in Quill’s mind. “I need a drink.”


Guardians of the Galaxy

Fan Poster art for Marvel’s Guardians of the Galaxy

Starring Chris Pratt, Zoe Saldana, Dave Bautista, Vin Diesel, Bradley Cooper, Lee Pace, Michael Rooker, Karen Gillan, Djimon Hounsou, John C. Reilly, Glenn Close, and Benicio del Toro and Directed by James Gunn


“He’s basically living solely for revenge. Drax is a warrior. He’s a very emotional character but he’s dealing with a lot of pain.”–Dave Bautista on Drax the Destroyer