c: charles xavier

charles: logan you’re such a fucking disappointment what a fucking prick ass dickhead i love you so much please don’t die and please take care of yourself fucking selfish twat i hope you die you’re a fucking asshole

logan: shut up you stupid fucking old man take your fucking pills why don’t you ever stop talking and shut your fucking mouth i love you and want to take care of you i will protect you until the end of time fucking dipshit wheelie looking prick looking yolk looking dick fuckin ghell 

caliban:

Movie Trailer Charles: “We have to help this little girl, Logan. it’s the right thing to do, and I know you’re still a good person at heart.”

Actual Movie Charles: “Logan you disappointing piece of shit help this little girl and don’t screw her up or I swear to God she’ll become as much of a fuck-up as you are.”