c: ann perkins

signs as Leslie Knope compliments
  • aries: you beautiful spinster
  • taurus: you beautiful, rule-breaking moth
  • gemini: you cunning, pliable, chestnut-haired sunfish
  • cancer: you beautiful, naïve, sophisticated newborn baby
  • leo: beautiful unicorn nurse  
  • virgo: you devious bastard
  • libra: you are the most beautiful glowing sun goddess ever
  • scorpio: you poetic, noble land-mermaid
  • sagittarius: you are a beautiful, talented, brilliant, powerful musk-ox
  • capricorn: you tricky minx
  • aquarius: you perfect sunflower 
  • pisces: you beautiful tropical fish
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I watch a lot of Lifetime movies. There was this one, “How Far is Too Far Enough: The Terry Palaver Lonagan Story”. This woman had agoraphobia and her therapist was obsessed with her. And he hid in her house, and then he attacked her and tried to eat her toes. Also, her daughter was having sex way too young. So yeah, free self-defense class? I’m there.