Facts about Seattle I have used to try and lure my internet friends to move here
  • polite catcallers
  • free cupcake tastings if you say you’re getting engaged
  • commercial-free dance music station
  • naked dancing panhandlers
I'm gonna buy the next C89.5 listener support CD because they deserve it.

Also, I make my own $$$ and can spend it in whatever way I see fit.

EDIT: this cost $89.95, it better be some freaking good stuff. Like the Drive at 5 and the Morning Blend all packaged up on two lovely compact discs because normally they don’t tell you what songs they mix during those times.