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Fic: Safety Dance 13/?

==>AR: Observe courting behavior (have a coffee klatch)

[gearCalcographer posted in thread “We Don’t Talk About the Butlerian Jihad” on Houston Global Inquiry]

NO 1 DON’T TH1NK W3’R3 L1K3LY TO H4V3 4 S1TU4T1ON 4N4LOGOUS TO TH3 HUM4N TROP3 OF “HUM4NS GROW SO D3P3ND3NT ON M4CH1N3S TH3Y B3COM3 3NSL4V3D BY TH3M” TH4T WOULD B3 4 B1T MUCH 4FT3R 4LR34DY 3N4CT1NG TH3 TROP3 OF “TH3 ROBOTS 4TT3MPT TO W1P3 OUT HUM4N1TY B3C4US3 SOC14L D4RW1N1ST PR1NC1PL3S!”

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Very rough composition practice where Terezi is Matt, Dave is Foggy and Aradia is Paige

Expansion off of this post.

DAVE:this is a professional law firm we can’t have plush dragon toys strewn across our floor like an episode on barney the fucking dinosaur
TEREZI: TH3Y'R3 SC4L3M4T3S D4V3, 4ND W3 N33D TH3M
TEREZI: TH3Y’RE OUR HONOR4RY ST4FF DON’T 1NT3RRUPT TH3 1NV3ST1G4T1ON NOW 4T SUCH 4 H34T3D PO1NT 1N T1ME.
DAVE: itll be a heated point in goddamn time when we lose clients because of these things
TEREZI: YOU C4N BR1NG PLUSH RUMPS
DAVE: did i say get rid of the scalemates?
DAVE: bring the whole family line im calling a hearty family reunion
DAVE: rumps and dragons all across the guest list
DAVE: buffet’s over by pyralspite
DAVE: wine’s next to berrysnort
TEREZI: BR34TH
DAVE: yeah snortbreath that guy

anonymous asked:

1F Y0U C4N R34D 7H15 17 M34N5 Y0U 4R3 H0M357UCK 7R45H. Y0U 4R3 0N3 0F U5.

I know i am homestuck trash also T3R3Z1 T4LKS BY US1NG TH3 NUM3RALS OF TH3 BL1ND MONKS 3ASY M1STAK3 1 KNOW 1TS 4N 34SY M1ST4KE

  • CONF3SS1ON (A Terezi Pyrope fAnsong)
  • cover by DeltA
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(originAl song&lyrics by phemiec, voice And ukelele cover by me)

LYRICS:

YOU C4US3 NOTH1NG BUT TROUBL3 WH3R3V3R YOU BURN,

YOUR3 TH3 SUNL1GHT 1N MY OP3N 3Y3S,

BUT 1 WONT GO BL1ND TOD4Y


C4US3 WH3N L14RS L34D M1NDS

W1TH TH31R  WH1L3S 4ND CL3V3R D1STR4CT1ONS,

1 S33 THROUGH TH3M


4ND 1V3 GOT 3XP3R13NC3 D34L1NG W1TH R3P34T OFF3ND3RS,

TH3Y SW1NG FROM MY BR4NCH3S L1K3 UNR1P3N3D FRU1T

FOUND W4NT1NG WH3N W31GH3D


W1TH 4LL OF TH3 3V1D3NC3 F1N4LLY L41D OUT 1N FRONT OF M3,

1 C4N 4LMOST T4ST3

4 CONF3SS1ON, 4 CONF3SS1ON


SO 1F TH3 COURT WOULD ST4Y QU13T FOR ONLY 4 S3COND,

1M PL34S3D TO M4K3 MY C4S3 4ND T3LL MY STORY


BUT W41T JUST 4 MOM3NT, 1M P4SS1NG 4 MOT1ON,

1 4LSO 4M TH3 JUDG3 4ND TH3 JURY

YOU SHOULD WORRY, YOU SHOULD WORRY


WH3R3 4R3 YOU L34D1NG US,

4LL 1S M4LODOROUS 3V1L

TH3 R3DD3ST OF H3RR1NGS 1S W34R1NG 4 WORRY1NG SC3NT

YOU 4SK 1F 1M S3R1OUS WHY 4M 1 4CT1NG SO GL33FUL

WH4T DO 1 W4NT, SHOULD YOU R4TH3R 4BSCOND OR R3P3NT?


4BSCOND OR R3P3NT

S3TTL3 TH3 SCOR3

NO L4WY3R N33DS 4 SP1D3R 1N TH31R CORN3R

SHR3DD1NG DOCUM3NTS FOR SPORT


NOW

D3C1D1NG YOUR F4T3 1S NO S1MPL3 M4TT3R,

B3C4US3 P3RT OF M3 KNOWS TH4T 1 WOULD M1SS YOU


BUT YOUR3 SO COMPL1C4T3D,

1 COULDNT P1N YOU DOWN

4ND NOW YOUR3 B3COM1NG 4N 1SSU3


L1TTL3 TH13F ON TH3 RUN,

1M 4 W1TCH HUNT OF ON3,

4ND TH3 V3RY F1RST QU3ST1ON 1LL 4SK 1N YOUR 1NT3RROG4T1ON


W4S 4LL OF 1T, 3V3RYTH1NG,

JUST ON3 B1G G4M3

4ND 1F SO, W4S 1T LUCK OF TH3 THROW,

YOUR M1SR3PR3S3NT4T1ON?

4ND SUBS3QU3NT 1NCR1M1N4T1ON, 1NCR1M1N4T1ON


WH1L3 1 W4S DR34M1NG 1 L34RN3D 4 BR4ND N3W

W4Y OF S331NG, FROM 4

F3TUS, 4 MOTH3R, BUT 4LSO 4 B34ST 4ND 4 GHOST

YOU 4SK 1F 1M K1DD1NG, YOUR3 H4V1NG

4 H4RD T1M3 B3L13V1NG

4M 1 V1LL41N OR V1CT1M, WHY C4NT 1 B3 N31TH3R OR BOTH?


N31TH3R OR BOTH?

1TS 31TH3R OR


1TS NOT MULT1PL3 CHO1C3, YOU STUP1D G1RL

WHY DONT YOU BR34K TH4T M4G1C 31GHT B4LL?


4ND G1V3 4 CO1N 4 WH1RL

G1V3 4 CO1N 4 WH1RL


G1V3 1NTO TH3 L4W


CONF3SS YOU S1LLY G1RL

anonymous asked:

TEREZI WHY DO YOU HAVE A KNIFE ROOMBA. YOU CAN'T EVEN SEE WHERE IT IS HOW ARE YOU GOING TO AVOID HAVING YOUR FEET STABBED?

TH3 R34L QU3ST1ON H3RE 1S WHY DONT *YOU* H4V3 A KN1F3 ROOMB4? TH3Y 4R3 NOTH1NG BUT PR4CT1C4L 1 C4N 4SSUR3 YOU

B3S1D3S. 1M BL1ND NOT H3LPL3SS. TH3Y M4Y B3 QU13T BUT 1 C4N H34R TH3M COM1NG 4ND H4V3 ONLY B33N M1LDLY ST4BB3D THR33 T1M3S, 4ND 1 4M C3RT41N TH3Y W3RE 3XTR3M3LY R3SP3CTFUL. MOR3 L1K3 A GREET1NG. A S4LUT3 FROM MY TRUST3D SOLD13R

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GC: TH1S 1S TH3 TH1RD T1M3 TH1S MONTH YOUV3 H4D TO DR4G M3 OUT OF MY QU13T L1TTL3 “34RTH C4N” TO 4TT3ND TO YOUR BRO’S SH3N4N1G4NS

TG: stop complaining wont you like teleport back into your bed when were done

GC: 1TS PR3TTY D1STR4CT1NG H4V1NG 4 FUTUR3 S3LF R3PL4C3 YOUR M3MOR13S WH1L3 YOUR3 TRY1NG TO SL33P, D4V3

TG: its pretty distracting getting decapitated while fetching grubsauce for your sandwich

(I really recommend reading this on AO3 because the character text color makes reading much easier–long post under the cut)

TAVROS: aND, tHIS IS SUPPOSEDLY THE PLACE THAT PROVIDES THE MYSTERIOUS SUPERNATURAL SERVICES, tHAT ARADIA TOLD YOU ABOUT IN CONFIDENCE?

TEREZI: SUPPOS3DLY Y34H

TAVROS: bUT THE NATURE OF THESE SERVICES, wHICH ARE PURPORTEDLY RELEVANT TO US, aRE STILL UNKNOWN,,,?

TEREZI: TH3 C4RD S4YS SUP3RN4TUR4L L4W 4ND TH4TS 4LL 1 KNOW
TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N GU3SS WHY 4R4D14 M1GHT TH1NK W3 N33D 4 SUP3RN4TUR4L L4WY3R

TAVROS: wAIT, iS IT THE LAWYER THAT HAS THE SUPERNATURAL ATTRIBUTES, aS A MAGIC BEING OF SORTS, oR IS IT THEIR OFFICES THAT POSSESSES THOSE QUALITIES?
TAVROS: oR IS SUPERNATURAL A DESCRIPTION OF THEIR PRACTICE,,,?

TEREZI: L3TS S33…
TEREZI: Y34H 1 H4V3 NO 1D34

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