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(I really recommend reading this on AO3 because the character text color makes reading much easier–long post under the cut)

TAVROS: aND, tHIS IS SUPPOSEDLY THE PLACE THAT PROVIDES THE MYSTERIOUS SUPERNATURAL SERVICES, tHAT ARADIA TOLD YOU ABOUT IN CONFIDENCE?

TEREZI: SUPPOS3DLY Y34H

TAVROS: bUT THE NATURE OF THESE SERVICES, wHICH ARE PURPORTEDLY RELEVANT TO US, aRE STILL UNKNOWN,,,?

TEREZI: TH3 C4RD S4YS SUP3RN4TUR4L L4W 4ND TH4TS 4LL 1 KNOW
TEREZI: BUT 1 C4N GU3SS WHY 4R4D14 M1GHT TH1NK W3 N33D 4 SUP3RN4TUR4L L4WY3R

TAVROS: wAIT, iS IT THE LAWYER THAT HAS THE SUPERNATURAL ATTRIBUTES, aS A MAGIC BEING OF SORTS, oR IS IT THEIR OFFICES THAT POSSESSES THOSE QUALITIES?
TAVROS: oR IS SUPERNATURAL A DESCRIPTION OF THEIR PRACTICE,,,?

TEREZI: L3TS S33…
TEREZI: Y34H 1 H4V3 NO 1D34

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anonymous asked:

If you three were dogs, what kind of breed would you be?

GC: K4RK4T WOULD B3 4 POM3R4N14N, B3C4US3 TH3Y’R3 SM4LL 4ND FLUFFY 4ND TH1NK TH3Y’R3 4LL TH4T BUT TH3Y’R3 SO L1TTL3.

CG: WOW THANKS TEREZI

GC: 1 WOULD B3 4 G3RM4N SH3P4RD, B3C4US3 TH3Y C4N GO FROM SW33T TO K1LL3R 1N 3 S3CONDS, 4LSO C4US3 POL1C3 DOGS

GC: 4ND SOLLUX 1S 4 BORZO1.

CG: BAHHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHYOU FUCKING PICKED THE LONG FACE DOG? SOLLUX I THINK YOU GOT A SICK HORSE INSTEAD OF A DOG

TA: why?

GC: B3C4US3 YOU LONG.

cumguzzzlr asked:

How do you want to eat me then? It scary thinking that a living being such as myself will be digested in your gut and turned into a smelly pile in your toilet! But food doesn't have a say, so eat up!

YOU C4N’T T3LL M3 WH4T TO DO!!! TH4T B31NG S41D, YOU JUST OUTL1N3D MY PL4N. HM. W3LL, L3T’S M4K3 TH1S QU1CK.
*She clamped down on the girl’s head, flipping her up and over her head so she slid down her gullet. The girl was quickly swallowed, and fell into a pool of Terezi’s latest half-digested belly stuffing.*

This really isn’t the time to smile, Sollux.  And Karkat is flipping out as usual.

GC: 1’M R3L13V3D YOU 4ND H3 4R3 OK
GC: 1 W4S G3TT1NG SO WORR13D, H3 WOULDN’T 4NSW3R
TA: seems like he wants t0 talk t0 y0u.
TA: but i was h0ping t0 talk with y0u a bit first, h0pe y0u d0n’t mind.
TA: i mean, i kn0w he minds, but he can sm00ch my bl00dy, gummy m0uth right 0n the lisp f0r all i care.
TA: i mean lips! that’s what i mean t0 say, n0w that i can.
TA: lips, lips, lipsssss. w0w, it feels s0 great t0 say that w0rd!

Oh, so he is using a speech thing. That makes a bit more sense now.

GC: H3H3H3 >:]
GC: OK SOLLUX, W3 C4N T4LK
GC: WH4T 1S TH1S 4BOUT YOU B31NG BL1ND?
TA: i h0pe y0u d0n’t find it insulting that i wanted t0 talk t0 y0u ab0ut it first.
TA: y0u just seemed like the right 0ne t0 talk t0 ab0ut it.
GC: 1 DO NOT M1ND
GC: HOW D1D 1T H4PP3N?
TA: it was eridan.
TA: g0t me with his fucking science stick, but it’s my fault, i t0tally underestimated him.
GC: OH NO
TA: h0nestly i’m 0k with it th0ugh, i’m fine, i mean, aside fr0m the part ab0ut n0t being able t0 see g0d damn squat.

Well, wanting to get some pointers from another blind person makes sense.  I guess this means that Sollux has to smell everything now.  And at least Terezi is aware of Eridan’s rampage.

GC: SOLLUX…
GC: DO YOU KNOW 4BOUT F3F3R1?
TA: yes.
GC: 1M SORRY >:[
TA: me t00.
TA: but it’s 0k, i’m 0k with that t00.
TA: it’s hard t0 explain h0w i’m feeling n0w.
TA: i just kn0w that she is happy and 0k right n0w.
TA: just like aradia is.
GC: YOU 4R3 SUR3 YOUR3 OK?
TA: yeah.

Well, Aradia is happy because she’s, you know, not dead anymore and also has superpowers.  Feferi… not so much.

TA: i feel better than i ever have, really.
TA: there is n0 m0re n0ise, i never realized h0w N0ISY it was.
TA: i can finally relax, and hear my 0wn th0ughts with0ut having t0 yell them, 0r actually, just n0t have any th0ughts, that’s a nice change 0f pace.
GC: TH4TS GOOD
GC: WH4T K1ND OF NO1S3 W3R3 YOU H34R1NG
TA: v0ices.
TA: indiscriminate, indecipherable v0ices, all talking at 0nce, v0ices 0f the s00n t0 be dead.
TA: they had been getting l0uder lately, and i just figured they were all 0urs.
TA: i tuned them 0ut kind 0f like i pretty much always d0, but n0w that they’re g0ne the difference is HUGE, i mean W0W.
TA: maybe since they’re g0ne, it means we w0n’t have t0 die anym0re?

Oh right, the psychic voices and crap.  Forgot about that. Of course, the question is whether the voices have actually stopped, or whether Sollux just can’t hear them anymore for whatever reason. For all he knows, they might still be going on about doom or whatever and he’s just not aware.