NB!Sawyer and the Shitty Coworker

Prompt: Ah! I am so excited about what you have in store for Sawyer and Alex! If you wanted more Sawyer prompts—maybe kind of a follow up from the Jerk chapter where Sawyer navigates invasive/shitty questions/comments from a (new?) co-worker? Thanks for considering! :D

Heads up for insensitivity in dealing with NB identities

Chapter Text

“Don’t go,” Alex whined, wrapping her arms around Sawyer and holding them close to her.

“Alex,” they laughed, “c’mon, I need to shower.”

“Nope, I’ve decided that you don’t. You smell fine.”

“I smell like sex.”

“As I said, just fine. Great, even.”

“We have new people starting; I need to make a good impression,” Sawyer insisted, trying to wriggle free from Alex’s strong grip.

“You’re already the best detective ever, so…”

“Not what you said the first time we met,” Sawyer huffed. “I believe it was something about my jurisdiction ending wherever you said it did.”

“Ah, yeah, well, that’s still the case for your coworkers,” Alex winked, snuggling in even closer to Sawyer. “I make a personal exception for people as talented and sexy as you.”

“Damn, I’m just the luckiest,” Sawyer deadpanned, earning a cheeky grin and a nod from Alex. “But seriously, I need to go. I promise tonight we’ll have a nice dinner together, okay?”…(Continued on AO3)


“You could slowly start to resume normal physical activity.”

“Hey.  Hey, Danny.  You awake?”

Head nestled into his pillow, Danny is much too snoozy and satisfied to answer.  He’s just drifting off when familiar hands land on his back, fingers poking in a quest for attention.  With a grunt, he gives in and blinks his eyes open.  “What, babe?  What, what?”

Steve looks delicious, all rumpled, his hair a mess and a goofy smile on his face.  “I’m really grateful that you asked.”