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Christmas With the SepticEgos: Headcanons

@marielgum
@catsandr0ckmusic
-Anti reluctantly getting gifts for people
-The gifts end up being like a dead rat or some shit
-Or Anti genuinely surprises them and gets something good
-Chase making cookies
-Marvin scolding Anti for trying to tell Chases kids that Santa isn’t real
-Anti being forcibly shoved into a Christmas sweater
-Anti ENJOYING HIMSELF and SMILING FUR REAL
-Chase convincing Stacy to come with them so that Anti can apologize
-Anti getting super flustered when he finds out that Chase and Schneps actually got him a gift after being such a douche
T H E C H R I S T M A S C A R D
- Physically dragging Anti into the photo
-Chase SMILING and holding his kids
-Schneeplestein refusing to get out of his Doctors outfit
-Jackaboy man posing dramatically
-Marvin the Magnificent making snow appear to make the picture look cool

SNOWBALL FIGHT SCENARIOS
-Schneeplestein playing with Chases kids while Chase plays with his
-Them nagging Anti to join them
-Chase acting just as immature as his kids
-Jackaboy man dodging like a bOSS
-Marvin quietly builds a bunch of tiny snowmen in the background
-Stacy making hot cocoa inside for when they finish

HERES THE KICKER

-Them getting everyone into the snowball fight, even the women, everyone’s having fun and stuff. Chase aims at Schneeplestein and misses, it hits Anti square in the face. Everything goes silent. Everyone expects him to flip out and go bonkers. Anti scoops a handful of snow and hits Chase right in the chest and starts lAUGING. Not a crazy laugh. JUST LIKE. A GENUINE LAUGH. Everyone is still in shock but they start the snowball fight again.

-Schneeps telling stories on Christmas Eve with his savage Russian accent and vigorous storytelling
-All of them drinking hot cocoa and laughing
-Anti falls asleep on the couch
-SOMEONE CARRYING ANTI BRIDAL STYLE INTO THE GUEST BEDROOM, PREFERABLY CHASE OR SCHNEEPLESTEIN

JUST. I WANT THIS. PLEASE. @therealjacksepticeye
I DONT EVEN KNOW IF ITS POSSIBLE. BUT IF IT IS. H O L Y S H I T

listen l i s t en what I really like about nureyev is how fucking brutal he is. nureyev hog ties and gags police officers and leaves them on the side of the road. one second he’s violently killing someone the next he’s? laughing?? at puns??? he slashes people’s throat without blinking. he could do that when he was. sixteen?? twenty??? he doesn’t mind targeting super emotionally unstable people and taking advantage of them to get what he wants. he’s fucking brutal. like just. a pretty terrible person.