“Garbage,” Sarco muttered, stooping to pick up the angular head of a droid. “Nothing worth taking.”

He flung the head through the air to land at Threepio’s feet. The protocol droid peered down at it, and Artoo whistled.

“Switch heads?” Threepio asked. “What an unpleasant idea. Artoo-Detoo, some of the fantasies rattling around inside your dome border on the bizarre.”

Artoo’s only reply was a smug tootle.

The Weapon of a Jedi by Jason Fry

Poor C-3PO has to put up with R2 teasing him about things he can’t even remember

incomingtransmissionfromearth  asked:

HERE'S A LIST FOR YA AYYYYYYY: Bastion, Grunkle Ford, Han Solo, Ratchet, C3PO, Perceptor

WOW YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE

…aAAAAA THIS IS DIFFICULT

ask meme

  • give a CapriSun and lay down for a nap: Perceptor. He’s not going to drink it, but he’s happy to examine the liquid on a microscope slide. And he needs the rest.
  • enlist to help build a pillow fort: Bastion. I like to think he’d be good at building things.
  • slingshot into the deep recesses of space: C-3PO. AND THEN I GO OUT IN MY STARFIGHTER AND CATCH HIM AND APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY and urge him to take a nice long oil bath later bc idk deep space probably has all sorts of weird space dust floating around or maybe not maybe that’s just an excuse but whatever.
  • sing bad karaoke and play DDR at 3am with: Ratchet. Two words: Party. Ambulance. He beats my Just Dance high scores.
  • smack with a rolled up newspaper: Han Solo. He probably deserved it.
  • let borrow the aux chord on a road trip: Definitely Grunkle Ford. Tons of 70s music, ABBA, disco. *nods* Good stuff. Granted he’d probably not have a digital music device unless Dipper or Mabel  convinced him to get one, but I can work with cassette tapes.
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Ohh What’s next ?  C-3PO parrot ?

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STAR WARS EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK (1980)

Directed by Irvin Kershner

Cinematography by Peter Suschitzky