aaaaah i was tagged by @clockstopperofficial thank you!!!!! i love tagging games omg

Rules: answer the question in a new post and tag 20 blogs you would like to get to know better

a - age: 18!!!!! c:

b - birthplace: petah tikva yo yo

c - current time: 1:07 am!!

d - drink you last had: coke :0

e - easiest person to talk to: i’d say my therapist? 

f - favourite song:  it’s currently this one i guess

g - grossest memory: not sure i want to share it,, sorry

h - horror yes or horror no: nooooooo

i - in love? don’t think so

j - jealous of people?: oooooooh dear lord you have no idea

k - killed someone?: not yet haha XD *~* so edgy

l - love at first sight or should I walk by again: naruto run past me again

m - middle name: don’t have one mmm

n - number of siblings: 2 bros and 2 sister yo

o - one wish: death. sorry sorry um become famous for something good

p - person you called last: my mom :?

q - question you’re always asked: can’t think of one, sorry

r - reason to smile: dave my love, my everything,

s - song you sang last: hot to the touch cold on the inside !

t - time you woke up: like, 2 or 3 pm

u - underwear color: uuuh black with red stripes

v - vacation destination: i love new york so new york? :0

w - worst habit: saying the wrong things at the wrong time to the wrong people

x - x-rays: ???????????????????

y - your favourite food: don’t really have one? sorry :0

z - zodiac sign: aquarius!!!

i tag @dirk-strider-bootyqueen @nihilist-strider @shyeinks @crowsonas @thegreatandhorriblememelord @davepetas @nepvantas @dreamcores @spider8itten @emibabble @iida-tenya @lizardcube @darktimegoddess @daveinbootyshorts @daves-strider-strudel @noegenetic @enigmaticpuzzle @nebulnot @currentgoddess @snowbees and anyone who wants to do it!!!! feel free to say i tagged you if you wanna!!! c:

so guess who got tagged into a bunch of things

@imouto-zeppeli tagged me for this so thanks for that

Rules: Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, and when you are done tag up to 10 people and also tag the person who tagged you… And most importantly, have fun!

a - age: 19
b - biggest fear: everyone in my life telling me that they’d been with me for pity this whole time and that they’ve actually hated me for years, and then leaving me all alone
c - current time: 18:32
d - drink you last had: cola
e - every day starts with: checking my phone for messages and then going to the bathroom, u know what for
f - favorite song: well this changes like every week but strawberry gashes by jack off jill is a long time fav
g - ghosts, are they real: idk, i lowkey wanna believe that yes but it’s hard to believe on something science cant fully prove. also i’ve been told my whole life that they’re not real so that too
h - hometown: oulu, if this means where i was born, and tampere, if u wanna know where i live now
i - in love with: this sweet lesbean called @imouto-zeppeli
j - jealous of: neurotypicals. i wanna function like normal ppl
k - killed someone: what?? idk i dont think i have
l - last time you cried: two days ago i think
m - middle name: Natalia & Elisabeth
n - number of siblings: 0
o - one wish: to finally graduate. i also wished for good matriculation exam scores but apparentally u cant always get what u want
p - person you last called/texted: my good friend Reno!
q - questions you’re always asked: uhhhhhh idk
r - reasons to smile: tbh cant think of any atm
s - song last sang: cant remember to save my life 
t - time you woke up: 8am
u - underwear colour: black bc im an edgy fucker
v - vacation destination: germany and croatia at least bc friends, also lowkey japan but im not sure if i could handle it (somedays im super ready to learn japanese again and go to japan but on other days even one word of japanese is enough to trigger me and ruin my goddamn day)
w - worst habit: getting too upset over losses in overwatch, if that counts
x - x-rays you’ve had: feet, hands, teeth and lungs
y - your favorite food: this stew-of-a-kind that consists of sliced potatoes and even more sliced pork. delicious af
z - zodiac sign: scorpio

alright and who im gonna tag is (ofc u dont have to do this if u dont wanna): @oyasumiseki @johnnytopside @cloudsnbubbles @leon-scotts @merlins-fancy-beard @sudenkuu @railwayladybug @carverrhawkee @radiohysteriaaa @paperpug

anonymous asked:

What's the youngest you would date?

Well the woman I’m currently fuckin is a spiritual entity that hasnt been reborn as a human again yet that in a past life was a concubine that was given to me by the shogun back in 1248 b.c….. Lol. Uh 18 of course, wtf did you think i was gonna say? Lmfao


Schilt P4 flamethrower

Manufactured c.1917-18 based on the previous Portable series started in 1915.
8L capacity gasoline tank, 10-12m effective range, 5mn long fuse, spring-loaded lever trigger.

A much more bulky design than its German counterpart, but with a very sexy lance. The P series was derived from the larger static Schilt No1 and No2 flamethrowers.

NCT as kids in my class
  • Taeil: *always on time and seems to be paying attention but doesn't actually know what's going on*
  • Hansol: *blasts shakira's 'hips don't lie' every possible minute for two weeks straight*
  • Johnny: *has shown up to class for maybe four days in three weeks*
  • Taeyong: safety first kids, please always remember that
  • Yuta: i know i shouldn't have punched him but i mean it was a discussion about women's rights and he was wrong
  • Kun&Winwin: *always talk in chinese and take great pleasure in the fact that no one else understands what they're saying*
  • Doyoung: actually if you crash down there and die then your family is gonna get a lot less money than if you crash and end up having paraplegia, think about that
  • Ten: *already didn't do the homework on the second day*
  • Jaehyun: *always late, always asleep, somehow the teachers love him*
  • Mark: when will i get paid for enduring this
  • Renjun: *helps everyone with the homework*
  • Jeno&Jaemin: *applaude when bus driver manages to turn the bus around in the middle of the street*
  • Haechan: *on the bus* okay but i am sitting in the cool seat so i am the cool kid so you cannot complain about what music i play *plays 'never gonna give you up' and almost gets killed*
  • Chenle: no i'm not thinking about what to answer, i'm thinking about if i should give you an answer or not
  • Jisung: my mum will still love me if i fail this grade so it's okay
All I Wanted; C.H. 18

part 1, part 2, part 3, part 4, part 5, part 6, part 7, part 8, part 9, part 10**, part 11*, part 12*, part 13, part 14, part 15**, part 16, part 17

“Did something happen today or?” I start off when Calum keeps quiet for the first five minutes he has occupied my sofa. I don’t know why, but he kind of worries me. What on earth would be so off that he thought he needed to talk to me about it? Usually he brushed it off, acted like nothing was wrong and he didn’t have a care in the world.

“Not today no. But it’s everything building up. It seems like when I breathe I do something wrong with her. You spoke with her, did she say anything?” Calum groans loudly and drops down on my sofa, laying horizontally as he gazes at me upside down.

“She had some indifferences with Michael, that’s all we spoke of. And when we spoke after it seemed like those issues were resolved. So if there’s anything else, I don’t know of it.” I shrug my shoulders, sipping my glass of coke as I keep my gaze trained on the television in front of me. Meredith had become such a sensitive subject for the both of us and I didn’t want to say anything wrong – after all, it was his sister.

“That shouldn’t be a reason to treat me like crap. It’s my life and she should stay out of it.” Calum huffs angrily as he sits up again, his back facing me while he also focuses on the television.
“What do you mean by that?”

“Well,” Calum turns around as his frown seems never ending, “she is constantly nagging me that I should stop sleeping around. That I shouldn’t spend my own money on parties and alcohol or my mates. That I ain’t home enough. That I’m never there for her. The only reason I’m never there is because we always fight when I am.”

I don’t know what to say, because whatever I want to say wouldn’t be wise. Sleeping around? Partying? I know he had a few of those years behind him but I was kind of hoping those were over now… Right? The second I start tryig to find confirmation in my own mind, I know I am either going insane or - much, much worse - I am having a hunch. I hate it when I have a hunch.

“Well maybe Meredith is just worried about you. After all, she does care a lot for you and you as well as I know that partying, drugs and alcohol aren’t a very healthy life style.” I shrug my shoulders, wisely keeping my mouth shut about all the women he is referring to. I might not like the number he can pinpoint.

“You’re sounding like her now. Patronising.” Calum seethes and I can’t help it but visibly roll my eyes. “Don’t fucking do that.” He continues, and by now he has me laughing dryly as I cross my arms over my chest. “I’m sounding like someone that cares about your well-being. It’s something different.”

“Stop trying to overrule me with your logic, Y/n. I don’t like it.” Calum laughs, standing up from his spot on the sofa to drop beside me, an arm thrown over my shoulders.
“So you’re saying you can take me saying it, but not Mer?”

“Seriously, stop.” Calum squeezes my shoulder and I laugh when I feel his warm, plump lips press against the side of my head. “But I do see your point.”
“I’m not saying you’re the only one who is at fault because you know damn well that isn’t true. But sometimes both of you have to cross the bridge to meet in the middle.” I speak, turning my head to a puzzled Calum as I crawl closer to his warm body.

“Don’t you both always have to walk if you want in meet in the middle of the bridge?” My mouth falls open as I slap Calum without a second thought. “Don’t be so mean, you get my point.”

“I’d advise you to try and talk with her, try and reason with her. Tell her what’s up – and that you’re a grown ass man that can do what he wants. Although I swear to god if drugs get involved I will personally castrate you.” I giggle as I watch Calum stare at me in horror.

“Well then I should be glad I’m not planning on using anytime soon. Don’t worry, Y/n. I’ll try and talk to her. Hopefully this can all be forgotten as soon as it started.” I hum in response, my fingers slowly dragging along the tattoos on Calum’s arm. “Good.”

“You know; I have to work tomorrow. Maybe you can convince Meredith to join my mates again? I’d like to see you.” Calum smiles like a child as he drops his head on my lap, my fingers immediately threading through his thick, unruly hair.

“You know, Meredith doesn’t always have to be near me. You make it seem that we’re attached at the hip.” I chuckle, raising my eyebrows at Calum when he turns his head from the television towards me. “It’s not like that,” Calum begins, his hands grasping my free hand as he starts playing with my fingers, “I mean that she could become jealous if you decide to hang out with her boyfriend, his mates and me.”

My mouth forms the shape of an ‘o’ when I realise what he’s implying. “Well if you state it like that, I understand you, yeah. I’ll see what I can do.” I smile, leaning down to press my lips against Calum’s, freeing my hand from his grasp and letting it drag along his abdomen.

He sits up so quickly I barely have time to respond. His knee pushes between my legs and within a second, I’m flat on my back with a very thirsty looking Calum dangling over me. He leans down, slowly letting his body glide along mine as he covers it completely in his warmth. His upper arms are resting beneath my head and his lips are kissing their way up to mine, leaving me a whimpering mess beneath him.

Our lips meet and I let my hands cup his jaw before they slide along his shoulders and back. I don’t make any attempt to stop him, although for certain reasons I can’t give him what he asks for tonight. After a few minutes of kissing, Calum’s hands wander down towards my hips and I break our kiss rather abruptly.

“You know, as much as I like your presence, I sort of was going to study when I got home.” I laugh, pushing a very willing Calum off of me, a whine of protest leaving his lips.
“Well then, time for a break. I’ll help you relax..” Calum chuckles, his lips attaching to my neck and I let out a small moan before I try to push him away again with a giggle.

“I haven’t even started yet!” I press my lips to Calum’s as I cup his face before I sit up again, out from underneath him. “Okay. But next time I’m not letting you go that easy though.” Calum laughs as he sneaks in another kiss. “Then now, you study. Chop chop.” Calum laughs as he pulls me upright and pushes me towards my books scattered on the table.

He leaves me with a bear hug from behind and a lingering kiss against my goose bumps covered neck. “And I’ll see you tomorrow.”

You guys ready??