by @cheesy_slimes on ig

naruto characters and planes because im writing this while im on a plane and very bored
  • naruto: fucking LOVES planes. he's so amped about the fact that he's in the fucking SKY, DUDE!!!!! orders a bunch of food because he heard 'complimentary' and thought that applied to everything. is a fool. in airports he keeps running down those conveyor belts like he's 5. he's like, 19
  • sasuke: would never talk about it but is real deep and moody about airplanes and that kind of extensive travel. he feels really freed by the transience of it all. he also wishes he had paid that extra ten dollars for a comfy bigger seat. somehow always gets the window seat, tho, and he doesnt actually care much about it but he refuses to switch with naruto.
  • sakura: the most prepared traveler. she has her carry-on packed with everything she could possibly need. everything charged and perfectly accessible. she's so well prepared bc on the off chance she isn't and something goes wrong in the airport you can catch her crying at the closest starbucks
  • gaara: loves to travel but thinks airplanes and airports are way too stressful and tedious and also he's dissociating like the whole time. wishes TSA could somehow do their job without acknowledging that he has a body and wears shoes
  • ino: honestly treats the airport like a fucking mall. she doesnt buy much but she goes through every single store and windowshops while comparing online with items so she doesnt spend 400x the online price. she DID spend the extra $10 for a comfy seat tho and sasuke is very jealous. she has a nightmask even tho this is a 2 hr flight, even if she spends most of the flight playing games on her phone
  • lee: jogs up and down the conveyor belts but like. the ones going the wrong way. its extra work out, or so he says. also is the guy who sits next to you on the plane and tries to make conversation with you and he's really nice but you wish he'd be quiet
  • neji: insists he's flown many times and is fine, but he's whiteknucklin the armrests the whole way. only manages to not puke from sheer force of will bc he'd rather die than walk in the aisles while the plane's moving
  • kakashi: also has a night mask like ino but he's asleep within like 30 seconds of boarding. when him and gai fly together he uses him as a headrest and its adorable. when he's with someone else he sleeps sitting perfectly straight up and its a little creepy
  • madara: grumpy grandpa. fights with TSA, will Not take off his shoes, thank you. also showed up way late for check-in. why didnt they just do a road trip
  • hashirama: happy grandpa who thinks planes are fun. buys a ridiculous amount of tourist shit, mostly keychains bc he thinks theyre cute. resolves every fight that madara starts, somehow