c'mon this is funny

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reenacting k-drama with Haechan and Winwin 😂😂

fic: No Strings

title: no strings.

genre: smut/humour

word count: 3000

description: Phil really misses sex and it turns out that Dan really misses sex, too. So…they just decide to have sex together. No strings. FWB minus the usual dramatic storyline that follows. Hilarity and #bants ensues.

“Just sex?” Phil repeats, “No strings?”

“Yes,” Dan nods, “that’s generally what no strings means,”

“Literally just sex?”

“Fucking hell. Look, Phil, I can spell it out for you or you can put your dick in my ass - it’s totally your choice. Have sex and be satisfied or wank alone to a Muse song again. What’s it gonna be?”

a/n: this is obviously smut but it’s actually funny too i promise, and it’s not like super graphic smut where you’ll cringe or whatever it’s…well, you’ll see. just read it and trust me.

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Broadchurch parallels: Holding the other’s food/drink
Season 2, episode 8 and Season 3, episode 3

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Those wearing headphones beware. xDDD Don’t say I didn’t warn ya. Jay Park freakin the fanango out with his hair raising album announcement that even one of the Purplow ladies got startled by his shout hahaha….

a sneak preview snippet from one of the tracks…and of course his album cover with that Fido dido hair xD

Jay in the dressing room with the Prepix and Purlow crew while waiting to film his MV

that ayyyy..….. 

aannnddddddd there you have Jay Park belly dancin’ like a pro…which I hope he incorporates in his MV haha….hanging out with DFD and Jessi G2 and pals…

work hard all day so of course they’re gonna have fun at night…that’s how AOMG do….

I just laugh my ass off when I see someone hating the new movie\who made it for mischaracterization (Mostly Kaiba, but I’ve seem others) because it was fucking made by Kazuki Takahashi. They’re saying that THE CREATOR OF THE SERIES mischaracterized his OWN CHARACTERS holy God.

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22. All Work, No Play
It's only getting harder. http://twitter.com/StanFrederick0

New Stan Fredrick video! Caution for: Violence, distortion, blood (only for a bit).

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When mom doesn’t let you go to Hot Topic :(((

Scott: So.. how do you feel about Derek?

Stiles: *fake laughs* Oh please… this grumpy wolf man… I hate him of course! Gosh he’s so fucking annoying with his lurking around like a creep. His stupid sexy voice his disgustingly perfect body his shitty eyes I always get lost in …. yea I hate him so so much!

Scott: *looks at thousands of photos with Derek on them in Stiles’s room, many doodles of Derek on Stiles’s table and Derek wolfy plush on Stiles’s bed*

Scott: Sure you do

Solar System: Who should you date?
  • The sun: don't date the sun. The sun is the ultimate fuckboy. Don't u dare date the sun. The sun has got like 8 planets and a bunch of other side hoes that no one knows about REVOLVING them. DONT DATE THE SUN
  • Mercury: unless you want to face the wrath of the sun I'd say you wait until this bitch stops revolving around that giant loser
  • Venus: date Venus. Venus barely does anything that harms anyone and is almost similar to earth. Probably even better. 10/10 would recommend settling down and having kids
  • Earth: you're pretty much stuck with earth until you die. Unless you don't want to, I advise moving to a different galaxy until it settles all of its issues
  • Mars: look, mars is a good guy but I don't think you're their type. Actually no one is Mars' type. Don't even try, buddy
  • Jupiter: this fucker got too many side moons do u rly want to be one of them?
  • Saturn: sorry friend, someone already put a ring on it
  • Uranus: it's like dating a stone cold asshole who farts too much. Don't date Uranus if you want to live properly
  • Neptune: Neptune is pretty chill go ahead and have a few coffees with them. They're a little slow compared to earth but just be patient. They'll come around eventually
  • Pluto: PLUTO. FUCKING GO AND DATE PLUTO. PLUTO NEEDS SOMEONE TO LOVE EVER SINCE THEIR FAMILY CAST THEM AWAY. HUG PLUTO. KISS PLUTO. TELL PLUTO THEYRE IMPORTANT. PLUTO HAS THE BIGGEST HEART