okay but sometimes i wish people appreciated korean as a language and not just because of kpop/kdrama like it truly is a gorgeous language like you use the grammar to share emotions/how you feel about something and the vocabulary is so funny and easy like c'mon runny nose is “nose water”, vase is “flower bottle” and fish is “water meat” it’s amazing
description: Phil really misses sex and it turns out that Dan really misses sex, too. So…they just decide to have sex together. No strings. FWB minus the usual dramatic storyline that follows. Hilarity and #bants ensues.
“Just sex?” Phil repeats, “No strings?”
“Yes,” Dan nods, “that’s generally what no strings means,”
“Literally just sex?”
“Fucking hell. Look, Phil, I can spell it out for you or you can put your dick in my ass - it’s totally your choice. Have sex and be satisfied or wank alone to a Muse song again. What’s it gonna be?”
a/n: this is obviously smut but it’s actually funny too i promise, and it’s not like super graphic smut where you’ll cringe or whatever it’s…well, you’ll see. just read it and trust me.
You know I still want Germany to go full on stereotype in Eurovision and just send Helene Fischer and Florian Silbereisen in a Dirndl and Lederhosen singing Schlager while some guys in beer costumes dance in the background
<b>Jin:</b> Date someone who will drag you outside at 3am to look at the stars.<p/><b>Yoongi:</b> If anyone and I mean anyone, even Jesus Christ himself, wakes me up at 3am to go look at the damn sky they will be removed indefinitely from my life.<p/></p>