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Beatrice’s beard game is still going strong

OTP Prompt

On Valentines Day. Person B is a cop.

Person A: I would like to report a crime

Person B: Let me guess, stolen heart?

Person A: No, it’s vandalism and destruction of property.

Person A: Can you please take your job seriously?

Person B: Sorry, Ma’m. What was broken and what was vandalized?

Person A: Well every girl, boy, or other’s heart when they find out I’m taking you out for dinner.

Person B: Okay moving on. What was vandalized, or was that a joke too?

Person A: Well, I may or may not have seen (Person C) graffiti your squat car to have our names in a heart.

Person B:…that b-

Person A: And I may or may not have helped them.

Person B: Of Course.

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Sup folx after I got kicked off the farm I ended up in NYC, fell in love n found a kick ass community with folx that make me feel at home. Crazy how I went from feeling alone n miserable in MD to finding a family of gorgeous souls I get into crazy fun times with daily. Most days now I’m hanging out at C squat playing music with buds, spanging for pizza and smoochin a kid who treats me better than I ever imagined anyone could. Meeting new punx , dirty kids, radical activism veterans n generally awesome people every day in NYC (and the surrounding states when Jon n I get bored cos we’re living outta his van) has me feelin too happy. Too many great bands, activists and friends my wee hearts never felt this fuckin great.

A 20-Minute Body Weight Routine Even the Busiest Woman Has Time For

Brett Hoebel has trained models (Doutzen Kroes and Karolína Kurková) and busy professionals who don’t always have hours for the gym. So he draws on his martial-arts background to create quick, high-intensity workouts that can be done anywhere, anytime.

Your trainer: Hoebel, creator of the 20-Minute Body DVD series and upcoming book, developed these capoeira-inspired moves.

Your workout: Warm up with 2 minutes of light cardio. Begin each move in its designated start position and flow through the steps, in one smooth motion, for 30 seconds. Each move is challenging, so try it slowly before you start. Rest 30 seconds between each. Do 3 sets.

Start [A]

Crouched position: knees bent, back flat, hands and feet aligned in a square

Start [B]

Supported sitting position: knees bent, feet on floor, hands by hips, hips and butt raised

Start [C]

Squat position: knees over toes, back flat, hands in front of chest

Capoeira Hop

Start in position A. Hop forward as you rise into a low squat, hands in front of chest (as shown). Reverse move to return to start. Repeat.

Works butt, thighs

Rio Swivel

Start in position A. Bring right knee to chest. In one swift motion, lift left arm and pivot on left foot and right hand to flip into a supported sitting position. Extend right leg and bring left arm to chest (as shown). Lift hips to flip back over and return to start. Continue, alternating sides.

Works core, triceps, shoulders

Duck and Escape

Start in position C. Step left foot across body, pivoting 90 degrees to the right, holding squat, feet parallel, chest close to thighs. In the same motion, bring right arm in front of chest as left arm reaches back (as shown). Return to start. Continue, alternating sides.

Works legs, back

Carnaval Kick

Start in position B. Lift left arm and leg off floor. Flip over by leaning to the right and pivoting on right hand and foot, landing with hands parallel and left knee at chest. Extend left leg straight up with heel toward ceiling (as shown). Pull knee into chest and flip back over. Continue, alternating sides.

Works core, butt

São Paolo Sweep

Start in position B. Slide hips toward heels. Bring left arm across body and place hand on floor by right hip while extending right leg parallel to floor, foot flexed (as shown). Return to start. Continue, alternating sides.

Works abs, inner thighs

Brazil Booty Lunge

Start in position C. Step back with left leg into a low lunge, chest close to thigh. At the same time, place right hand on floor outside right foot and bring left hand in front of chest (as shown). Return to start. Continue, alternating sides.

Works legs, butt

https://www.yahoo.com/health/a-20-minute-body-weight-routine-even-the-busiest-105880799338.html