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Guide to Losing Sleep

Step 1: Find something that, not for lack of trying, you cannot squeeze into a box and tie up with a silken bow and ship off to be shelved somewhere linear

Step 2: Attempt to clean it up, to wipe its mess away with a damp washcloth like you did the last time you made a mistake and the world slammed its beer mug against the table, left you to square away the shattered glass and sticky brew

Step 3: Discover that its mess cannot be laved

Step 4: Let it disrupt you, embed itself in your airwaves and know every part of you. In return, know it with everything you possess. Feel its vibrations as it huddles against you, within you, and shakes with cold

Step 5: Stop when it hurts, when it swings itself against the universe model hanging from the ceiling and tangles itself in all the strings and bends the paper stars

Step 6: Resume when you find that the damaged planets will not unfold themselves, that it has marred your life forever and without it you are left empty against a greyscale sea of tennis court lockers while you wait alone for the bus and your chewing gum loses flavor

Step 7: Let it crawl into your shelter again and curl up in your warmest cloth. Absorb comfort from the pedantic scheme of its hot breath and wince in pain when its claws dig into the skin of your arm. Avoid the symbolism of this affair

Step 8: 

Japanese Fans Rank History’s Most Traumatic Anime

20. Another

19. Spirited Away

18. Berserk

17. 5 Centimeters per Second

16. Gamba no Boken

15. Manga Nippon Mukashi Banashi

14. Gakko no Kowai Uwasa Hanako-chan ga Kita!!

13. Hell Teacher Nube

12. Hell Girl

11. Bokurano

10. Blood-C

9. Space Runaway Ideon

8. Puella Magi Madoka Magica

7. School-Live!

6. Neon Genesis Evangelion

5. When They Cry (Higurashi)

4. School Days

3. Attack on Titan

2. The Laughing Salesman

1. Grave of the Fireflies

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