c r y i n g oh my god

anonymous asked:

Woops I accidentally imagined Dark as a makeup channel on YouTube and now I can't stop laughing. "This is my brand of eyeliner in shade 'Manipulative void' I'll put a link in the description with all the other products I use."

Darkiplier, the next big beauty Guru

Imagine his intro and outros oh my god i’m c r y i n g

y’all gonna need to sit down for this, okay.

all right, so if you know me, and you know this blog, you know that one of my favorite gosh darn things in this whole heckin’ universe is SAD GAY WIZARDS, right? 

~* S A D G A Y W I Z A R D S *~

so, like, check it out - the trailer for Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them dropped today, and please, oh my god, lord have mercy on my weak ass soul because fuck, fuck fuck, my body is so ready. “JK ROWLING INVITES YOU TO RETURN TO THE WIZARDING WORLD”???? I literally made a noise like an angry dying pterodactyl. And I got some things to say about this film, guys.

Here’s just some of what what we know:

  • New York City, 1926
  • N E W T S C A M A N D E R 
  • who is “eccentric and introverted” (and hufflepuff!)
  • also that briefcase full of hippogryffs or some shit damn i love magic
  • The “Magical Congress of the United States of America” (which has as its sigil a fucking eagle bursting into flame like some sort of colonial masonic occult phoenix just fucking leave me here i’m so ready to crawl into my grave on account of everything in this stupid one-minute-long-trailer)
  • ^^^ this is some grade-a over the top costuming btw
  • cute jewish (?????) witch sisters, Propertina and Queenie Goldstein
  • PERCIVAL GRAVES, NEW YORK CITY WIZARD COP (STANDING IN A EXPLOSION-RIDDLED TENEMENT APARTMENT ALREADY LOOKING LIKE A SERIOUSLY HOT DADDY ISSUE)
  • everybody gonna be chasing after some dragons, damn, it’s gonna be so good

Here’s some other stuff:

Oh my god, the United States as having a persecuted Wizarding community, with tense muggle-wizard relations, and an extremist xenophobic anti-wizarding “philanthropic society” literally calling itself a SECOND SALEM, how can you not be immediately here for this.

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE??? Check this fucking out:

Awesome. Cool. Samantha Morton playing Mary Lou. Could not be more stoked. But ho ho, what’s this???

Who this fuck is this?

This. This who the fuck this is.

  • Ezra Miller is playing Credence
  • C R E D E N C E who is the adopted son of Mary Lou, head of the extremist Second-Salemers
  • CREDENCE who is described as “mysterious and troubled”
  • ezra miller
  • fuck me hahaha
  • have some more sources:
  • have another picture of ezra miller:

LET’S HAVE ANOTHER ONE: 

look, we know how JKR loves to write societal hypocrisy into personal character turmoil and struggle (cf: Sirius Black, Regulus Black, Remus Lupin, Draco Malfoy, etc etc etc), so here’s my theory:

  • Credence of the Second Salem-ers, adopted son of Mary Lou (and as we’ve just established, super androgynous hottie-mctottie), is obviously going to be a wizard himself (either not yet discovered or deliciously self-hating)
  • Newt Scamander is going to be instrumental in helping Credence either accept or discover his ~* true nature *~ and ~* magical powers *~
  • this dynamic – which is a potent combination of cute-ass white boys in period clothing (one of whom is british and awkward the other who is dark-haired and brooding), doing magic and chasin’ dragons, ENEMIES-INTO-FRIENDS, and the classic heart-rending emotional discovery of someone’s dark and mysterious past – this dynamic is going to immediately and unreservedly launch a very important new ship (basically the USS SAD GAY WIZARD 2.0), known as:
  • NEWT/CREDENCE

I’m calling it now, folks. Newt/Credence as the new Drarry, the new Wolfstar, the new doomed-before-it-even-began-but-not-a-single-fuck-was-given magnificent angst-ridden gay ship. We gonna call it “Crewt,” or some shit, and it’s gonna be beautiful.

that was long. thanks for watching.

SoonGyu X Reader; College AU!

okay so i’ve been wanting to do this kind of thing for ages and after seeing that really cute VerKwan roommates AU by @luci-is-a-devil- , I’m giving it a go! also happy belated poly day!! also soongyu is a cute sHIP DAMN SON

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-so there you were

-sat in your new room

-of your new college

-in a new city

-you seemed pretty pleased with yourself with your new dorm

-you also notice that theres two other rooms

-!!!!!

-rOOMMATES WOW SWEET

-SCORE

-you flop on the bed looking at the schedule for your classes

-wait what is that sound

-it’s coming from outside the dorm

-it’s getting loudER

-S  H   I  T

-and then a bang 

-what the fU C K 

-you run to the door and see two boys that had fallen to the floor

-their bags were also on top of them

-h o w   t h e   f u c k   d i d     t h e i r    b a g s  - - ? 

-first of all you helped them both up seeing if they were okay and stuff

-you both hold their hands as you help them up

-their eyes meet yours

-well shit

-it was kind of like those stories where they gotta choose a prince but which one is it 

-yeah

-sorta

-you ask them their names and 

-”I’m Kwon Soonyoung–” “I’m Kim Mingyu–”

-you tell them your name too

-”I’m Y/n, nice to meet you both!”

-both of their hearts melted

-”Thats such a pretty name–” “oh my god that name is so nice–”

-oh boy

-4 god damn months into the year and it seemed like every week they would have a fight

-1 2    f i g h t s     i n     4     m o n t h s     h o w     i s     t h a t     p o s s i b l e 

-here’s how one fight would go

-”Mingyu where the hell are my swedish fish?”

-”wdym I didn’t eat them??”

-”i know you did you liar!!!!”

-”gdi i didn’t eat theM”

-”sOONYOUNG MINGYU STOP”

-”…”

-”i ate them, i thought i brought in two packs but looks like i brought in one, sorry soon”

-”aHa wait what oh haha sorry for shouting it’s okay y/n”

-”wAIT HOLD ON”

-another one would be like

-”why the hell has my shirt shrunk sOONYOUNG DID YOU DO THIS?!”

-”it wasn’t me!!”

-”i saw you next to the washing machine a couple hours ago!”

-”y/n never lets me do the washing!!”

-”but she was in class when the washing machine was starting up–”

-”MINGYU STOP i accidentally put your shirt in with my swimsuit a couple days ago im sorry”

-”oh, sorry for shouting y/n”

-”naNI”

-remember that soonyoung speaks nihongo and its so cute 

-anyways

-you notice something

-whenever the two have a go at each other they’re quick to apologise when it’s your “accidental” screw up

-but when its each other’s…..they’re like angry dogs 

-you were out for lesson one day

-and you came back to the dorm to collect a book

-and you somehow overhear them arguing

-gfdi

-being kind of…………..skeptical and sneaky…..you evesdrop on them

-you couldn’t make out the whole fight

-but there was one part you heard loud and clear

-”you shout at me when I screw up but you somehow let it go when it’s y/n……i wonder why….oh yeah it’s cause you lIKE THEM”

-”YOU!! DO!! THAT!! TOO!!”

- w            h          a                  t

-you quickly shut the door behind you 

-hu h 

-you go back to class with a bright red cherry tomato face

-your teacher was concerned for your wellbeing and safety please go to sl e ep 

-”y/n you alright??”

-”yeah! i’m totally fine everything’s fine why wouldn’t everything be fine????”

-oh my god you’re not okay

-you head back to the dorm after class

-and you crash onto the sofa

-so many things

-shit

-okay so you kind of like mingyu because hes tall, takes care of you when you need it the most and is a nice chill guy

-but you also like soonyoung because hes like a hamster, hes funny and he makes you smile a lot

-they both make you happy and you don’t want to see them fighting

-at all

-so one thing came to your mind

-you’ll tell them both

-at the same time

-what

-risky but it’ll have to do 

-you tell them to both meet you in your bedroom after dinner and everything

-but you didn’t tell mingyu that soonyoung would be there 

-and visa versa 

-so after dinner you waited in your room

-you were sat on your bed

-you could honestly cry at any moment

-but you were ready

-if you did it could end up alright

-but if not then it could go either way

-you were so worried

-shit they’re here

-one entered in after the other 

-suspicious looks

-oh fuck here we go

-”so……..you know…the weather??”

-”y/n you called us here for a reason now whats going on? are you sick or something? are you leaving?”

-”maybe because of you”

-”mingyu don’t”

-”well maybe she wants more privacy, away from you”

-”soonyOUng–”

-”well maybe its–”

-”i called you both in here because i overheard you two fighting and i heard you both say you like me and im so conflicted because i like you both too much to choose!! ohmygod”

-both of them looked completely confused like y/n you broke them oh my god

-you fall on the bed

-you did it

-now why are you crying oh gOD HERE COME THE WATERWORKS

-stepping forward mingyu stood you up on your own two feet drying your slight waterfall that you call your face

-”i know that you like us a lot and it would be hard to choose…..so why not have both of us?”

-*cue you and soon nani-ing in unison*

-”well, i think it’s a good idea. and anyways, people say that people who are polar opposites and people who fight a lot make the best couples.”

-you nodded along and so did soon

-*cue the long awaited group hug and head kisses courtesy of mingyu*

-this is in no way what you intended

-but this outcome was way better 

-”mingyu?”

-”yeah soonyoung?”

-”i’ve always wanted to hug you…..you’re so tall”

-”for how long now?”

-”uh…..”

-”soon”

-”alright ever since i met you”

-”so you had a crush on me?”

-”i never said that”

-”…”

-”…okay maybe”

-”i knEW IT”

-and ever since that day 

-you and soon couldn’t leave the dorm in the morning until you both gave kisses to mingyu

-and maybe to each other

eijirou-s  asked:

OH MY GOD IVE BEEN STALKING YOUR BLOG FOR THE LAST HOUR NOW AND IM C R Y I N G YOUR ART IS AMAZING AND THE SOUKOKU HELP (pssst just wanna ask if you know any good bsd fics? and... *inches closer* ive looked at a few asks that speak about a "shitty anon" and "angst" please help me find it senpai i welcome all angst bc trash is my middle name)

MMMMM FIC RECS HELL YEAH I DO HAVE A LOT OF FICS TO REC LET’S DO THIS

- Find something worth dying for (And learn how to live). This fic. This fucking fic made me cry everytime it was updated. It’s the most well written slow burn skk fic I’ve ever had the honor to read and tbfh I would draw an entire manga for it if I had enough time. 

- Anything by setosdarkness tbh. Her plots are so original her writing is superb and basically everything she writes makes me cry tears of blood. But like everyone here knows I’m gay for her writing so??? Yeah. 

- Anything by owlsareheadturners tbh. They write the hottest R18 not gonna lie and their writing is like one of the prettiest and their angst are top notch AND THEY WROTE DACHUUTACHI HOW’S THAT I LOVE THEM.

- i won’t lie (i knew you belong here). Please update. Why won’t you update. I would die for your update. It’s very sweet and fluffy and lovely and all the feels I love it so much but why won’t it update.

- Partners in love. It’s like a series of one-shots and it’s very cute and fluffy and funny it soothes my soul. Think domestic Soukoku. Then cry. 

- All in a night’s work. Mmmmmmm courtesan Chuuya. Like do I even need to say more it’s courtesan Chuuya and it’s R18 it speaks for itself tbh. Tho do check out the author’s profile too she has many good fics that one just needs special mention. 

- Footsteps on the ceiling. Or that one fic where Chuuya is so incredibly cute that Dazai needs to reevaluate his entire life yeah damn right you should you waste of bandage. 

- What’s your flavour? MMMMMM I’M DACHUUTACHI TRASH SO HERE’S ANOTHER DACHUUTACHI FIC I LOVE IT THE ENDING IS SUPER HILLARIOUS AND THE R18 BITS ARE A++.

- Now, turn away. Please update???? WHY IS IT NOT UPDATING I NEED TO KNOW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN HOLY SHIT PLEASE??? Coughs totally not thirsty for the makeup sex yeah no I have pure motives.

- Baby, you feel like home. It’s so cute. I cried. Dazai is protective of Chuuya and I live for it.

- Playing the long game. Where Dazai is a little shit as usual but he at least he proposed in sort of a right way.

 - After the war (we were free). URGH. URRRRRRRGHHHHHH. THIS FIC GAVE ME WAY TOO MANY FLUFFY FEELS  I HAD TO PUNCH A WALL TO FEEL NORMAL AGAIN. LIKE. URGH. URRRRRGHHHHH. 

guys, today i saw…. brace yourselves… you really gotta prepare for this one…. a TINY golden retriever PUPPY in a shopping cart at target… the most perfect tiniest little golden boy…

hello again! I wanted to tell you that I am planning on making little fan drawings of your blessing in disguise fic because i love it so much. but first i want to show you one piece first so you can see what it looks like! 

I just love your fic so dang much. It’s more sketchy than anything I’m not very good at digital art but I thought I’d give it a shot! I hope you like it, let me know if you do :) (also because I’m new at digital it takes me a while to make the drawings even if they are simple but I don’t really care I had so much fun making this one! I’d love to make many more)


ADJKAS;NDFLJ I AM L I V I N G. OH MY GOD. And no, shush, this is perfect! I love it!!! 

(this was drawn by @ging-ler​, by the way. i was so excited when i was posting it that i forgot it wouldn’t show who submitted it if it was reblogged i’m so sorry.)

hannah-aureum  asked:

okay okay I have a little JJ head canon. Before his first competition that Beka can't be at, he takes him to build a bear and let's him make an Otabear. He lets him pick out every detail about it, even if he wants a 30 dollar bear with a 35 dollar costume. Before it's sewn up, Beka puts in a voice box that has his voice on it, saying sweet nothings and words of encouragement. It's safe to say whenever JJ can't be with Beka, he has his Otabear.

OH MY GOD THIS THIS RIGHT HERE

I AM C R Y I N G

adventures with maccready part #32
  • sole survivor: -picks up something-
  • maccready: if you're gonna take all that stuff at least let me carry some of it for you <3
  • sole survivor: -picks up teddy bear that weighs like nothing with no intention of making maccready carry it-
  • maccready: wtf don't make me carry that JuNK since when do you collect antiques boss oh mY GoD YOU'RE JUST SLOWING US DOWN I SEE ALL I'M GOOD FOR IS C A R R Y I N G Y O U R C R A P
GOT7 Reaction: You Tell the Boys that You Like JB on Accident

J A C K S O N

Yeah sure this is just between us!

As soon as you turn away: *gif*

Originally posted by hailjacksonwang

M A R K

Ugh..really? Out of everybody in this entire world, him? Have you see Dream High?

Originally posted by jacksonwings

J I N Y O U N G

*gasps* Me too! Isn’t he wonderful! Oh he’s just lovely!

Originally posted by marktuon

Y O U N G J A E

Y/N: Oh my god you didn’t hear what I just said did you?

Him: *gif* Nope. Not at all. *tries to hold in laughter*

Originally posted by essiegzb

B A M B A M

REALLY? YOU LIKE HYUNG *gif* TELL ME MORE!

Originally posted by tuanbby

Y U G Y E O M

*laughs* Why are you freaking out? Literally everyone knew you liked him.

Originally posted by yugyeom

J A E B U M

So…6 birdies told me that a certain someone likes me

Originally posted by wangsexy

So what did we get from the last chapter

A) the hello dad, i need an advice it’s seriously an e m e r g e n c y, it is crazy out there ane I’m freaking outttt
B) he tian sitting like an old lady in his bed, reading the-not-so-fashion-magazine, looking more-like-kinda-erotic-magaizne
C) the ‘are you having a new one so quickly’ phrase aka haha i know you are hopelessly in love with zhang, so i only consider you need a girl advice for a non romantic occasion, BUT i will mock you, because im your sassy dad.
D) THE MO GUAN SHAN WEARING THE JACKET LIKE OH MY GOD HE BASICALLY HAS NO FUCKING EXCUSE, LIKE HE IS INSIDE, HE IS NOT COLD, THERE IS NO OTHER REASON FOR HIM TO WEAR IT EXEPT HE ACTUALLY REALLY LIKES THE SMELL OR THE KNOWING IT’S HE TIAN’S :, )
E) they have each other’s phoneeeee numberssss as we know BUT THEY TEXTINNNNNNNN
F) and personally my favourite: the dick pic
Basically that was the cutest, childish way to irritate Mgs :D he tian gave him a heart attack i swear .. I’m sure he tian did it as a joke (or a punishment for the bad language) and not as something erotic to turn the other on HE IS JUST SO DIRECT he doesn’t care if his crush will see his dick its all fun and games for him
Also its funny how mgs takes it as a joke too i mean his reaction was like EWWWW GROSSSS but he wasnt actually upset or sad…
of course it will get serious if in the next chapter he actually looks at the pic and blush and realize he kinda likes just a little bit how he tian is always the one to provoke and push and its kinda sexy and OH BOY HERE WE GO

anonymous asked:

what are your favourite romione scenes from the books series? :]

YOU HAVE UNLEASHED THE KRAKEN, ANON

“Good luck, Ron!” said Hermione, standing tiptoe and kissing him on the cheek. “And you, Harry-”
Ron seemed to come to himself slightly as they walked back across the Great Hall. He touched the spot on his face where Hermione had kissed him, looking puzzled, as though he was not quite sure what had just happened. He seemed too distracted to notice much around him.

DON’T EVEN THAT WAS THE FIRST TIME HERMIONE KISSED HIM AND SHE WAS SO PROTECTIVE OF HIM RE: THE WEASLEY IS OUR KING BADGES AND RON’S SO SWEET AND CONFUSED AND LOST AND I’M CRYING

The echoing bang of the slammed cellar door had not died away before there was a terrible, drawn-out scream from directly above them.
“HERMIONE!” Ron bellowed, and started to writhe and struggle against the ropes tying them together, so that Harry staggered. “HERMIONE!”
“Be quiet!” Harry said. “Shut up, Ron, we need to work out a way-”
“HERMIONE! HERMIONE!”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA I’M NOT HAVING A BREAKDOWN AT ALL OVER RON SCREAMING HERMIONE’S NAME AS IF HE’LL DIE IF HE DOESN’T SAVE HER NOPE I’M TOTALLY FINE TOTALLY O K A Y

Fleur swooped down on him, too, and kissed him. Hermione looked simply furious.

JEALOUS HERMIONE IS MY EVERYTHINGGGGG THEY’RE ALWAYS SO JEALOUS OF EACH OTHER AND THEY’RE ALWAYS SO BLOODY OBVIOUS ABOUT IT, THE ABSOLUTE IDIOTS

“What do you think about this?” Hermione demanded of Ron, and Harry was reminded irresistibly of Mrs Weasley appealing to her husband during Harry’s first dinner in Grimmauld Place.

#MARRIED

“Thanks for the book, Harry,” she said happily. “I’ve been wanting that New Theory of Numerology for ages! And that perfume’s really unusual, Ron.”
“No problem,” said Ron.

This is such a small moment but ??!?!?!?!?!!? HE BOUGHT HER PERFUME LIKE COME ON THAT IS SUCH BOYFRIEND-Y BEHAVIOUR and of course it would be some strange scent that prob makes hermione go “wtf” because ron would be awful at choosing girly stuff like that wouldn’t he ughhhhhhhh just imagining it makes me want to shriek [hearts in eyes]

“And you’ve been though all that persecution from the Ministry when they were trying to make out you were unstable and a liar. You can still see the marks where that evil woman made you write with your own blood, but you stuck to your story anyway…”
“You can still see where those brains got hold of me in the Ministry, look,” said Ron, shaking back his sleeves.
“And it doesn’t hurt that you’ve grown about a foot over the summer, either,” Hermione finished, ignoring Ron.
“I’m tall,” said Ron inconsequentially.

RON IS SO DUMB AND IN LOVE OMG

“You did brilliantly, Ron!”
This time it really was Hermione running towards them from the stands; Harry saw Lavender walking off the pitch, arm in arm with Parvati, a rather grumpy expression on her face. Ron looked extremely pleased with himself and even taller than usual as he grinned around the team and at Hermione.

i don’t even have anything to say right now i’m just gUSHING

“Then the poisoner didn’t know Slughorn very well,” said Hermione, speaking for the first time in hours and sounding as though she had a bad head-cold. “Anyone who knew Slughorn would have known there was a good chance he’d keep something that tasty for himself.”
“Er-my-nee,” croaked Ron unexpectedly from between them.

I’M C R Y I N G THIS PART IS THE ABSOLUTE WORST!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hermione was watching Ron fret over the fate of the Cattermoles, and there was such tenderness in her expression that Harry felt as if he had surprised her in the act of kissing him.

again such a small moment but ughhhHHHHHHH I LOVE THESE LITTLE HIDDEN THINGS THAT HARRY NOTICES I MEAN AFTER ALL WE DO SEE RON AND HERMIONE FALL IN LOVE THROUGH HIS PERSPECTIVE AND IT’S SO BEAUTIFUL

okay i’m gonna stop now but srsly there’s like a million more in particular THE AMORTENTIA SCENE and the HERBOLOGY SCENE WHERE HERMIONE KIND OF ASKS RON TO SLUGHORN’S PARTY OH GOD and the I LOVE YOU SCENE WHERE HERMIONE BLUSHES (!!!!!!!!!) and THE ONE WHERE RON’S MAKING IT SNOW AND SHE MOVES HIS WAND AWAY and THE SLEEPING/HANDS ALMOST TOUCHING SCENE and EVEN THE CoS SCENE WHERE LOOKING AT HERMIONE’S PETRIFIED BODY GIVES RON THE RESOLVE TO GO INTO THE FORBIDDEN FOREST and oh my god someone sedate me i’m dying from feels