c is for chloe

 look i love my cat son but i love my gay girls too. goddam @larvesta ‘s chlonoir/alyabug au, making me betray my furry boy like that. 

also ooops i’m too used to drawing naked muscly men now my girls are too ripped and their suits are weird

*picture falls from Max’s bag. Chloe sees it*
C: “ Wait, Max, a picture fell from–uh?! …Thanks, Max, nice shot!”
M: “ What…?”
C: “ I didn’t know you took a picture of me at the pool… I look hella sexy, here!”
M: “ …Shit! Chloe, give it back!”
C: “ Hahaha, no way! …Did you want to keep it for yourself?! You’re such a perv-nerd!”
M: “ STOP IT, CHLOE, GIVE IT BACK! ”
C: “ I could, but I want something in return… ”
M: “ What the hell do you want?! ”
C: “ I’ll give it to you and forget about it… but you have to kiss me. ”
M: “ God, not again! ”

*apologizes for unnecessary scenario*

i loved that episode omg and i covered most of it probably but

  • maze’s reaction to candy and then trying to be a friend to chloe (i can ship maze/candy right)
  • can candy stay
  • CANDY DECEIVED THE GODDESS OF ALL CREATION WHILE PRETENDING TO BE A DITZY BLONDE STRIPPER, RESPECT
  • linda’s face throughout that entire scene with them
  • F A K E  M A R R I E D  D E C K E R S T A R
  • CHLOE BEING ADDRESSED AS “MRS. MORNINGSTAR” TWICE AND MAKING A CRACK ABOUT THEIR SEX LIFE AND I JUST
  • F A K E  M A R R I E D  D E C K E R S T A R
  • this show is so self aware, they call out lucifer’s claim to be totally honest with chloe in the same episode where he is, with good intentions, actively deceiving her, as she says “i don’t know” when asked if he would lie to her
  • also the question all along after the revelation of chloe’s miracle status was “did she have a choice,” that is the exact thrust of the story and it is driving lucifer’s motivations to protect her from him if there was even the smallest chance she didn’t, and his self loathing ugggh
  • they made “crime solving devil” canon i still can’t even
  • (i’m also still deceased over the singing scene)
  • lucifer continues to make me want to slap his idiot face and then hug him, why must he be this way, i know why he is but
  • chloe also needs many hugs but
  • F A K E  M A R R I E D  D E C K E R S T A R
  • ella lopez is us, we are ella lopez since forever
  • DAN STANDING UP FOR LUCIFER EVEN AFTER LUCIFER HALF HEARTEDLY PRETENDS TO BE A SHRUBBERY AND ALSO MAKES OTHER POOR DECISIONS

oh and of course

F A K E  M A R R I E D  D E C K E R S T A R