if you show too few “I like you” signals people don’t know you like them and if you show too many people think it’s Weird and you’re not allowed to just say “I like you a reasonable amount!” to people because that’s Weird too. You just have to guess what the right amount is and then try to guess if they’re picking it up. Who designed this.
TWEEK: Shut up SHUT UP I’m not TALKING to you right now!!!
TWEEK: I… I want to tell you something.
TWEEK: And I’ve been wanting to tell you all day.
TWEEK: And… and I almost did, earlier, but then fucking CLYDE had to go and FUCK SHIT UP–
TWEEK: But… I’m not… I’m not really mad about that anymore.
TWEEK: Not after everything else that’s happened today.
CRAIG: Babe we already discussed this over text, remember?
CRAIG: Everything’s fine.
TWEEK: No, Craig, everything is not fine.
TWEEK: I’ve had a really, really bad day.
TWEEK: Everything has sucked ass.
CRAIG: …You didn’t have fun on our date?
TWEEK:N-No! I did!!!
TWEEK: But everything since then has gone to shit, and I can’t find myself feeling anything but… pent up anger!
TWEEK: I’m mad at everything stopping me from expressing how I feel!
TWEEK: I’m mad that today wasn’t perfect!
TWEEK: I’m mad that nothing went as planned!
CRAIG: Dude, what are you talking about?
TWEEK: I’m so, so so so sorry, Craig.
TWEEK: I’ve been doing a lot of thinking.
TWEEK: And I don’t know if you feel the same way as me or not.
TWEEK: But uh.
TWEEK: hh hh
TWEEK: Okay I’m sorry but I’ve wanted to do this like, all day, and I know this is probably the worst place in the world for this and it’ll probably suck I mean I’ve never even DONE this before and I’m sure you have oh god oH go D–
TWEEK: Oh, wow.
TWEEK: Oh my God I feel so much better!
TWEEK: That was so easy!
TWEEK: Why did I wait this long???
TWEEK: I can’t believe Cartman was actually right about something for once, holy cow!
MYSTERION: Alright buddy we’ve all had our first gay kiss.
MOSQUITO: Uh I mean like. We’re just playing super hero, you don’t need to cry about it…
WONDER TWEEK: This is about more than just stupid game at this point, man! [sniffle sniffle]
MOSQUITO: What are you talking about?
MOSQUITO: Is something bothering you that much?
WONDER TWEEK: I can’t even tell anymore!
WONDER TWEEK: I’m angry and sad and I’ve had my day ruined, I’ve probably scared Craig away from me, and now I have to sit here and watch him… talk to some other guy on a huge fucking screen while I’m tied up, helplessly!
WONDER TWEEK: Why do I care?!
WONDER TWEEK: Even though I was mad it was almost still fun to have to go find where Craig was kidnapped!
WONDER TWEEK: At least I felt like I could still do something!!!
WONDER TWEEK:[sniffle] But I just want things to stop making me so sad and angry…!! hhHHHhhHhgHH!!!
MOSQUITO: Aw, dude…
MOSQUITO: It’s gonna be okay.
MOSQUITO: I’m sorry about everything I did, honest.
MOSQUITO: Everything I did was really stupid and you didn’t deserve it.
MOSQUITO: It sounded like you were having a good day up until I fucked it all up…
WONDER TWEEK: No… W-well, I mean…
WONDER TWEEK:Yeah, you did…
WONDER TWEEK: But I’m not even mad at you anymore…
WONDER TWEEK: I just wanted to be mad at something…
WONDER TWEEK: I know you didn’t mean anything bad by it…
WONDER TWEEK: I know you’re just really fucking stupid.
MOSQUITO: Thanks for understanding.
WONDER TWEEK: I just… just…
WONDER TWEEK: D-dude, are you touching my arm?
MOSQUITO: What? No?
MOSQUITO: I’m keeping adequate bro distance, I promise bro.
WONDER TWEEK: You’re touching my gloves, stop doing that.
MOSQUITO: I’m not touching you, my hands are tied too!
WONDER TWEEK: Then what’s–
MOSQUITO: OH MY GALOSHES ON A WET AND RAINY SUNDAY!
MOSQUITO: OH she’s DOIN IT!!!
MOSQUITO: SHE'S WORKIN IT!!!!!!!
WONDER TWEEK: What the hell are you talking about?!
MOSQUITO: She’s being a naughty little bitch!
WONDER TWEEK: Just tell me what’s ACTUALLY happening, hHHH!
MOSQUITO: She’s chewing through your ropes!
WONDER TWEEK: …What?
WONDER TWEEK: …
MOSQUITO: Oh man maybe now I can get off my precious little booty, it’s getting so numb–
WONDER TWEEK: I
WONDER TWEEK: I gotta go get Craig first.
MOSQUITO: Oh wait.
MOSQUITO:I get you.
WONDER TWEEK: What.
MOSQUITO: I get what you’re gonna do ;^) ;^) ;^) ;;;;;;^)
WONDER TWEEK: Stop winking.
WONDER TWEEK: I’m. I’m not gonna–
MOSQUITO: No, no it’s okay, we can wait a couple minutes.
MOSQUITO: Go save your smexy little hubby ;^).
CAPTAIN DIABETES: Mosquito, I don’t like what you just said, and I don’t want you to say that again forever.