Arlo Guthrie & Seth Green
DO NOT CUT YOUR HAIR!
“Do not do it. DO. NOT.”
“Aw, man! Your hair is your thoughts. The longer it is the smarter and more productive you become. I mean, your hair is like antenna that picks up the cosmic energy of the universe and channels it into here (points to temple). If you cut it all off you become like all the other short-haired simpletons just sitting around watching sit-coms and eating instant food.”
“Okay well…thanks for the advice.”