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Party Planning -

ISFP - Remember to B.Y.O.V.

INTP - Bring your own vodka?

ENTP - Bring your own vagina?

ENFJ - I think he meant B.Y.O.B. like bring your own beer.

ISFP - No, B.Y.O.V. Bring your own vibes.

INTP - I’d rather you all bring your own vodka.

ENTP - I’m a little bit low on funds so I can only bring my own vagina and maybe one 6 pack.

ISFP - And you vibes?

ENTP - Bro, my aura is fucking golden. You can’t handle my vibes.  

ISFP - Niiiiice. 

Paul Quitoriano

A B.Y.O.B. Peking Duck Feast With Some of New York’s Top Sommeliers

Chinatown blazed in a noontime swelter as some of the city’s top sommeliers filed into the Peking Duck House on Mott Street. Each had a thing of two tucked under his or her arm - bottles of wine from their personal collections.

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