Professor: Where did all this cold come from?
Me: Winter is coming.
(Professor cuts his eyes at me)
Professor: I am a knight of the summer
Me: The knights of summer have commited many treasonous acts.
Professor: Perhaps the North will be so kind as to show mercy.
Me: The North will never forget.
Other Kid: Northners, Southerners, no matter who you are, you will soon know who the Iron Throne rightfully belongs to. I will rule with my dragons by my side. I will take what is rightfully mine. With blood and fire I will take it!
(My history class everyone.)