I headcanon Ketch is all over 'alternative substances' ....
You know what, I think you’re right. But I don’t think his idea of a good time on drugs and DEAN’S idea of a good time on drugs is the same.
Dean is the “let’s split this joint and watch movies under some warm blankets and eat nachos” kind of dude
Ketch is the “let’s do cocaine off a stripper’s ass in the casino VIP lounge on a Tuesday afternoon” kind of dude
(Ketch is a thrill-seeking adrenaline junkie - motorcycle, tattoos, reckless awol missions/problem with authority, indiscriminate killing. Dean is not. Often they are poised as the same in canon, but their reasons for doing similar things are different, which I think would translate here as well.)
Summary: Tony Stark expected nothing special this sunny morning in Malibu, as
suddenly a little girl stands in front of his door. Unfortunately (Y/N) isn’t a scout;
she is carrying a letter which contains thrilling news for him. She’s his
daughter. And he didn’t even know he had one for eight years, until now!
Warnings: Besides grammar mistakes.. maybe some light swearing.
Furthermore, as we in Germany say: Viel Vergnügen beim lesen! :D
exactly do I have to do this?” I saw her eyes flickering in the rear-view-mirror
to give me a look; I could only interpret as her being totally annoyed. To be
honest, I wasn´t really cooperative during this whole journey in the backseat
of our Chevrolet. I stared back at her in the angriest way I could. Mum tried
to listen to the radio while I was repeating the same question over and over.
“Because you need to know who your real father is, (Y/N). That´s why!”, she
finally said and I saw she was biting her upper lip nervously. This answer was
“I don´t need a father, he was never there. Why does he need to show up
in my life now? Why now Mum!? It
makes NO sense!”
“Stop complaining missy, you´re gonna do as I say.”
I don´t want to spend my entire holidays with a man I
have never even met once in my life. The only thing I knew was, that we were
heading towards Malibu. I was really
angry with Mum that she wanted to go on vacation together with her new
boyfriend and without me. So she
thought it was the best idea to dump me at my father’s place. I´m not even
sure, he was in knowledge of my existence at all.
“Please, honey. Don´t hate me, I´m trying to do
whatever is best for you.” I didn´t want to believe her, I just stared outside
The blue ocean was reflecting the sunshine underneath the iron blue
sky and it was sparkling so bright it almost hurt my eyes. I patted the shell of my sleepy looking turtle and
even smiled again at the way she pulled back her leg every time I touched it.
“Looks like we´re gonna have a great time buddy.” I said under my breath.
Mum drove up a road and finally the car stopped in
front of a giant residence on a sea-side cliff along the coast.
Point 90265. This must be it.” Mum muttered and pulled the hand-brake before
stepping out of the car. This place was incredible huge and looked very
expensive. I couldn’t deny that I was terribly impressed by this.
“C´mon, Y/N, this is gonna be fun. I´m sure
your daddy is really glad to meet you.” “Don´t call him that.” “What?” “Daddy.
He´s not my daddy.” I said while I
was grabbing my bag and tossed it over my shoulder violently.
whatever you want honey.” She gave me a small peck on my hair after she brought
me to the door. At least I thought it was some sort of door, it was just a huge
wall of glass.
“Why don’t you just put a bag of dog shit here and set
it on fire?” I suggested in a very sarcastic tone and immediately imagined myself
sitting in such a paper bag.“ I kinda felt like that. “I don’t want to hear that word again.” Mum
admonished me and gave me that reproaching look, which I absolutely couldn’t
We waited for at least a minute after she knocked at
the pane several times, but nobody came to open. “Seems, he isn’t home yet.”
She noticed and started to rummage in her purse. She pushed a folded piece of
paper in my hand. “What´s this?” I asked. “You’re not going to talk to him?”
“Baby, I don´t think that would be a good idea. Just give him this letter after
his arrival and it will be explained all by itself. Okay?” She took a few steps
“I´ll wait in
the car until I know everything is fine. You will wait here for Tony. Bye
darling, I love you!” I was so angry at her for leaving me here like this, that
I couldn’t say a word. I just watched her waving goodbye and stepping into the
So I sat down at the edge of the sculpture in front of
this giant house and waited. I took the turtle out of my pocket and let her
walk a bit around the floor, until I finally heard music.
I think it was ACDC,
but I wasn’t sure, so I lifted up my head to see who was coming. The music came
closer. I saw a pretty fancy, silver Audi arriving and it stopped at the
opposite side of mom’s car. A bearded man with dark hair and sunglasses smashed
the door and didn’t even notice her. He just walked passed by, from where I sat
and whistled the melody of the song he had just listened to.
He was about to step in the house and I was almost
afraid he wouldn’t notice me either, as he suddenly freezed and stopped
whistling. He slowly turned around and I
saw his eyes looking oddly at me from under his dark sunglasses.
I took a deep breath and stood up, holding my turtle
close to my chest. “Hi.” I whispered.
“I don’t wanna buy cookies kid.” He said. I put a
frown between my eyes. Do I really look like someone who sells cookies?
“Anthony Stark?” I asked to be sure, he was the one I was looking for. He
didn’t really know what to say.
“What do you want?” I took a heavy gulp and he
was still not moving a single inch from where he was standing. Somehow I felt
that he was expecting being some sort of bait for me.
“My name is (Y/N), and I think I’m your
biologic genetic inheritance.” His mouth dropped. “My what?” he asked and took
his sunglasses off. “I said, you might have had intercourse with my mother eight
years ago and she turned out to be pregnant.”
His eyes widened in pure horror and his whole body
stiffened. “Are you trying to tell me, that I’m- I’m…” “My father.” “No, I’m
not.” “Yes you are.” “Says who?” “My
Mum.” I gave him the letter she gave me and he took it as if it were a bomb.
“Listen, silly thing. Many kids like me to be their dad. But I can’t make any
imaginary dreams come true, alright?” “Are you a megalomaniac or somethin´?” I
asked and he let out a sigh. “Just read.” His gaze flicked down the letters and his face
turned paler than a ghost. I heard the motor of Mum’s Chevrolet starting the
moment he laid eyes on the letter.
“HEY!” he shouted so loud it made me jump a
little and I watched him running towards my Mum’s car. The letter fell down on
the ground. But she had already fled with such a speed, she was impossible to
catch for him. She didn’t like conflicts though, I thought. “Come back
here!” Her wheels squeaked around the
corner until it fully disappeared. I picked up the letter from the ground
before the wind could let it fly away and I read what my mother had written.
I have waited
too long to tell you this, but I think now the time has come and I owe you the
truth. This charming little girl, who
gave you this letter, is the baby I carried for nine month after the day we
have met. Her name is (Y/N). She’s your daughter Tony. I want you to know, that you don’t have to
blame yourself for anything. It has been my decision to raise her by my own.
I thought it
would be the best idea you two finally could get to know each other and spend
some time together. She never had a real father. I’m sorry, but I knew this
would be the only way. I´ll pick her up at the end of her holidays.
care of her. Loves, (Y/M/N)
I let out a deep sigh and stared at the man who waved
his arms in the drive-in of his property, until he gave up. So she really never
told him about me. I must confess it hurt a little.
“HAHAHA! Good prank.” The man suddenly smiled, turned
around and pointed at me. “Okay, guys. That was very funny. You’ve totally got me.” But his chuckles went more and
more quiet as he saw that nobody came out. I wondered who he was expecting to
make such a prank on him.
“This ain´t funny” I told him and his amused grin
left as quickly as it came. His arms fell at his side. “No it’s not!” He was
quickly walking towards me again now and I lifted up my chin so he would see
that I wasn’t afraid of him. Neither his furiousness, nor his irritation,
because there was suddenly a random girl maintaining being his daughter.
“You’re a spy
or something aren’t you? Did Nick Fury send you here?” I shook my head. What
the hell was he talking about? “I- I’m not a spy.” I responded awkwardly. “And who’s Nick Fury?”
I saw that he was about
to say something as he raised one finger, but he clenched his jaw and decided
to ignore any of my questions. He walked pass me and slammed the front door
closed, so that the glass dangerously trembled. “You cannot leave me here like
that.” “I just did!” he yelled while he fled inside, but I decided not to be
this easily defeated. “It sure is incredibly hard to believe any of this. I can
understand, but it’s the truth” I yelled back and still not catching his
attention. “I’m extremely thirsty!” I shouted as hard as I could through the
door and he finally stopped.
I followed him and walked straight into a light blue
body scan. “What the-“
“Don’t worry; it’s just my intelligent computer
assistant FRIDAY.” “Like Robinson Crusoe’s Friday?” I asked, because that was
my favourite book besides Jules Verne’s The
Centre of the Earth. “At your service” A female voice said and my eyes
widened in admiration. “That’s cool.”
His residence was so huge and in a modern style of
architecture. With paintings on the wall
I could only imagine being expensive high art. He must be a wealthy man.
“Can I call you
Tony?” “No.” “Do you live here alone?” “No.” “So you’re married or do your
girlfriend lives here with you?” Tony stopped running away from me and looked
me right in the eyes. “What would you like to drink nosey one?” I followed him
towards the bar and sat down on one of the chairs.
“Hot chocolate” I responded, because it was my
favourite. Tony lifted up an eyebrow, but he started to pull some milk in a
“How old are you again?” “Eight three quarters” I answered and I saw
him doing the maths. “Oh boy.” He needed to sit down at the chair next to me
and filled himself a glass with brown coloured alcohol, but then decided not to
Instead he just stared at me, like I was some sort of alien. He
stared so strange it almost felt I was somehow hypnotising him.
I sat down my turtle in front of him on the desk
without breaking eye contact and she started, slowly as she was, to walk off.
“Is that your turtle?” He asked emotionless. “Yes.” “What’s her name?” “Turtle”
“You named your turtle Turtle?” “Yes” I said again. “Why?” “I don’t think amphibians can remember their
name.” He nodded. “That makes sense…I think.”
I started to feel a bit worried
about him, though he really looked frantic. Maybe I could try to calm him down
a bit. “Did you know the Cherlydridea serpentina, a highly aggressive turtle
which lives in the south of America can bite so hard, it can rip off your
finger within a second?”
Tony sarcastically stared at Turtle like it could be a
highly dangerous weapon and I suddenly noticed that this fact wasn’t calming at
all. “Fascinating” he said, while I was taking a sip out of my mug. I shrugged
“What am I
supposed to do now?” he asked and
drifted away. He cupped his face in his hands and grunted. “I can’t watch after
“I’m afraid, you have to, Tony:
Until my mom comes back” I muttered and slowly slurped the sweet chocolate
under the suspicious eyes of my new dad.
“Do you have marshmallows?”
Notes: When i wrote “Shooting chandeliers” i forgot to mention that i consider Ludo’s song to be perfect for Harley + The Joker. So here i am, saying it now because i love music and it inspires me. K, bye. ahaha.
was working on his iron suit in the back of his workshop.
welding the right arm and connecting electrical wires when a noise, coming from
his study, distracted him. He pushed his welding mask back.
into the study and stopped in his tracks when he found two men in suits and
wearing masks, guarding a third man who was sitting on his rotating chair which
was facing the opposite way; Stark could only catch a glimpse of his green hair
holographic computer was projecting each of the Avenger’s ID’s. Clearly, the
man with the green hair had been snooping around.
-Who are you? –Tony asked.
spun around slowly and Tony’s eyes widened then narrowed when he recognized the
man; Gotham’s famous villain, The Joker.
These are pretty alike so I put them in one. I hope you guys don’t mind. But here you go!
A Few Bottles In
(Pietro Cutie Pie Still Alive Maximoff x Cutie Pie Reader Stark)
It was a quiet day at the tower. Yes, the windows were shattered and the floor was still littered with broken glass and fallen debris, but it was nothing but quiet. Y/N’s brother and his superfriends were out of town and she had the lab all to herself. Don’t get her wrong, she was worried about the battle in Sokovia, and was pretty pissed off at Tony for having created a megabot that wanted to destroy all mankind for this new “perfect” generation to reign, but she was requested by Tony and the rest of the team to stay put in the tower and wait until they got back. They made it pretty clear that she was much more useful here than there. So she obliged- she had her earphones in, up in full blast as she worked on some apology notes and checks to the towns and cities the Avengers have recently destroyed. She was very known to the UN by her charm and her notes and donations were always greatly appreciated.
Her music was cut by a phone call… from Pepper.
“Oh shit,” she mumbled before answering the call and shutting her eyes, bracing herself just as Tony should be, “Hi, Pepper,”
“Hi baby.” I greeted my boyfriend Jaime as I walked
into Vic’s living room.
They had just
finished practice and I had come to pick him up.
“Hey guys.” I waved to the rest of the boys as I made
my way to Jaime to sit in his lap.
The boys all just
looked at me with stupid grins on their faces. They were up to something. But before I could say anything a tall
redhead came walking out of the kitchen.
“Shut the front door! What are you
doing here?!” I
squealed when I finally realized it was my best friend Shaylene.
“I missed you! I needed to see your beautiful
face!” She smiled
widely as I ran to hug her.
“How long are you here?!” I asked excitedly when we were done with
our bone crushing hug.
“A few days.”
“So you’ll be here for the
“Mmhmm.” She nodded with an incredibly large smile
on her face.
“Yah!!” I yelled jumping up and down.
God, I missed this girl. —————————–
We all sat and
talked and caught up for a while until it was time for Shaylene to go.
“Alright kids. Time for me to go.
Gotta go see Mama.” She
smiled standing and moving towards the door.
“I’ll see y'all tomorrow.” She cheered waving to all the guys.
“Ok. Bye. Love you. Tell mom I said
hi.” I hugged her
before she made her way outside.
“Whatcha guys doin’?” I asked walking into mine and Jaime’s
The guys were sat
around our kitchen table with various papers strewn about in front of them.
“Finishing up tour plans.” Jaime cheered smiling widely at me.
If you couldn’t tell, he’s very excited
for this tour.
“Oooh. Gotcha.” I nodded turning to leave so they could
finish but Jaime grabbed my hand to stop me.
“No. Stay.” He pouted before pulling me into his lap
and locking his arms around my waist.
“Ok, so, all the girls are coming on
for the first 5 days right?” Vic asked looking at all the boys and then at me.
“Oh yea. I’ve been meaning to talk to
you guys. Would it be too much of an imposition if I stayed on til Nashville? I
need to see my cousins and this is the perfect excuse.” I asked cautiously not wanting to annoy
“For sure. It’s no problem.” Vic nodded before making a note on his
“Thanks guys.” I smiled and Jaime squeezed me tighter.
It had been a
while since I had gone out on a tour with them so we were both pretty excited.
“I gotta get going baby. I love you.”
I whispered to Jaime when
it came to a lull in conversation.
“Ok. I love you too sweetie.” He whispered back before kissing my nose.
“Bye guys. Love you all.” I waved after I stood up.
“Love you too!” They all replied in unison. ————————–
All of us girls
were hanging out back stage watching the opening band when I heard a voice
“Babe!” I turned around to see Shaylene strutting
up to us.
“Hey beautiful. I thought I was
picking you up?” I
questioned hugging her.
“I decided to take a taxi. Cause
we’re getting fucked up tonight!” Shaylene cheered smiling at all us girls.
“Fuck yea.” Mike yelled coming to wrap his arms around
Those two are so cute I can’t stand it.
“Oh shit. You don’t know everybody.
Hun, these are the lovely ladies behind Pierce the Veil. This is Erin, Alysha,
and Danielle. Ladies, this is Shaylene. My best friend since
introduced and Shaylene waved at everyone.
“Hey.” The girls replied in sync.
We all went back
to sipping our drinks and enjoying the music waiting for the boys to come out
and do their thing. ————————–
“Here’s to an amazing first show
back! I love you Mexican bastards! You rock! Now let’s get fucked up!!!!” Vic toasted holding up his bottle of Jack.
“YEA!!” The boys yelled back also raising their
It was definitely going to be a hell of a
“Baby. I’m gunna walk Shay to her
taxi. I’ll be right back.” I yelled to Jaime over the music as he poured another round of
“Ok. Be careful.” He nodded before giving me a quick kiss.
I met Shaylene
near the bus door where she was saying her last goodbye to Tony.
“Bye babe. I love you. Text me so I
know you got home safe.” I waved to Shaylene as I closed the cab door.
“Ok. I will. Love you too. Bye
waved back before the car pulled away.
I turned around
and started heading back to the bus but only got a few feet before I came face
to face with a rather large man.
“Hello gorgeous.” The man greeted with a large, creepy
“H-hi.” I stuttered out trying to continue
“What are you doing out here all by
yourself princess? It’s late.”
“I was just about to go back to my
bus. Thank you for the concern though.
“Not so fast. I thought we could talk
a little more.” He
stopped me grabbing my hand.
“I’m sorry. I really should go.”
I pleaded desperately
trying to pull away.
“I said stay!” He growled grabbing my arms and shoving me
into the wall of the venue.
“That’s a mighty short skirt don’t
you think?” He
whispered before moving to kiss my neck and run his hand up the front of my
skirt. “God, you’re gorgeous.”
Oh god. Why did I wear a skirt? Someone
come out here already and save me.
“Y/n? Sweetie are you out here?”
I heard Jaime yell from
the distance and I mentally cheered. But before I could reply the man put his
hand over my mouth.
“Hey man. What do you think you’re
doing?” Jaime asked
the man as he walked up behind him.
“We just had a small
misunderstanding. We’re fine. Right honey?” He informed Jaime, removing his hand from
my mouth and brushing my hair out of my face trying to act sweet.
“Oh. Well to me it looks like you’re
groping my girlfriend. Am I mistaken?” Jaime replied cockily and the man turned around quickly
with a shocked look on his face.
“I-I uh.” He stuttered out stumbling backwards.
“That’s what I thought.” Jaime chuckled darkly before cocking his
arm back and decking the man. “Get
the fuck on douchebag. And don’t come back.” Jaime yelled at the now
scurrying piece of scum.
“Are you ok baby?” Jaime panicked checking me cover.
“I’m fine.” I whispered pulling my skirt back down.
“I should’ve gone with you. I’m so
apologized furiously pulling me into a hug and kissing the top of head.
“Jaime, it’s fine. You came to my
rescue. That’s all that matters.” I reassured him snuggling into his chest further.
“I love you.” Jaime cooed placing his hands on my cheeks
and kissing me passionately.
“I love you too.” I smiled pulling away from him and leading
him to the bus.
God. What would I do without this man? My knight in shining skinny jeans.
Tony Perry imagine? Y'all are in a long-distance relationship and decide to finally meet for the first time with lots of fluff and tears and kisses? Thank you love, your writing makes my day(:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
“Y/N, your phone is ringing.” I hear my roommate yell.
I run into the living room and grab my phone.
“Hello?” I say with excitement.
“Hey Tony.” I say with a huge smile on my face. “What’s up?”
“Nothing, I just wanted to talk to you.” He says sweetly.
I blush and move the conversation to my room.
We talk for a few minutes until I hear someone call Tony’s name.
“Sweetie, I’m sorry but I have to go. We’re about to do soundcheck.” He says.
“Oh, okay.” I say with disappointment.
“I’m sorry sweetie. I’ll call you later tonight.” Tony says.
“It’s okay. I understand. Have fun.” I say trying to sound happy.
“Bye love.” Tony says before hanging up.
I put my phone on the charger and walk back out into my living room. I grab a glass of water and I see my roommate giving me a look.
“What?” I say to her.
“Nothing.” She says shaking her head.
“Just say what you’re thinking.” I demand.
“It’s just ridiculous that you’re actually dating him.” She says rudely.
“What do you mean?” I ask trying to hold in my anger.
“You don’t even know him! You’ve never met him! He’s probably lying!” She yells.
“How could you say that? We’re going to meet, he’s just on tour!” I argue.
“Yeah! With is band.” She says sarcastically.
“What’s your problem?” I yell with fury.
“You’re being an idiot! That’s my problem!” She yells.
“It’s not your problem to have!” I yell. “Whatever, I’m done!”
I go to my room, grab my phone, purse, and leave the house.
I go to the park and text Tony what happened, I knew he wouldn’t reply but I needed to tell someone.
I finally gather myself and start walking home. I sit on my front step for awhile, trying to figure out what I’m going to do.
“Y/N?” I hear someone say.
I look up and Tony is standing there in front of me.
“Oh my god.” I whisper.
“Hey beautiful.’ He smiles.
I run up and hug him tightly.
“Oh my god.’ I say as tears begin to fall down my face. "What are you doing here?“
“I thought it was time we met.” He smiles sweetly. "Why are you crying?”
“I just have waited for this for so long.” I say as I wipe my tears.
“You’re even more beautiful in person.” Tony smiles.
I run my hands through his hair and kiss him softly.
“It’s better than I thought it would be.” I smile.
“Good.” He blushes before kissing me again. “I’m sorry about your roommate.”
“She’ll feel like an idiot now.” I laugh.
Tony giggles and grabs my hand.
“Where are we going?” I ask.
“Our first date.” He smiles.
I smile and follow his lead.
I can’t believe it. This is like a dream. How did I get so lucky?
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