by: smells like carrots

Fun Fact: Freedom of speech means “The man” can’t throw you into the briney brink for saying the president is an angry yam baby who bathes in Olympic swimming pools full of bronzer and carrot juice and smells like tater tot grease and narcissism.

NOT- “I can say what I want, free of consequence and nobody is allowed to call me out on my terrible actions.”

All together now… “Freedom of speech does not equal freedom from consequence.”

Colour Asks

Crimson - What was an event that’s shaped you to be who you are today?
Light Pink - Do you have stuffed animals?
Blush - Are you single?
Amaranth - What’s your favourite emotion?
Cherry Blossom - How are you feeling right now?
Hollywood Cerise - What are your ambitions?
Razzmatazz - Favourite TV Show?
Rose - Where do you feel most comfortable?
French Rose - What is your favourite flavour?
Cameo Pink - Favourite movie?

Buff Orange - Would you consider yourself athletic?
Burnt Sienna - Favourite smell?
Melon - Do you like to dance?
Carrot - Do you bake?
Copper - What is your favourite kind of day?
Orangeade - When do you feel alive?
Gamboge - Where do you want to travel?
Peach - Favourite texture/s?
Vermillion - How brave are you?
Bittersweet Shimmer - What is your favourite memory?

Flax - Do you like going to the beach?
Wheat - Who can you trust the most?
Laser Lemon - What kind of phone do you have?
Gold - Are you high maintenance?
Mellow Yellow - How calm are you?
Unmellow Yellow - How high energy are you?
Papaya Whip - How honest are you?
Transparent Yellow - Would you consider yourself to be special?
Canary - Favourite song?
Reed Yellow - Do you play an instrument?

Pear - Where do you feel rested?
Olive - What is your favourite food?
Fern - Favourite plant?
Moss - Are you quiet or loud?
Tea green - How do you relax?
Celadon - Dream job?
Harlequin - Can you act?
Malachite - Do you speak more than one language?
Mantis - Favourite animal?
Seafoam Green - Do you like water?

Sky Blue - Would you ever want to fly?
Periwinkle - Would you want to breathe underwater?
Powder Blue - Or control the weather?
Liberty - Become the president/prime minister?
Space Cadet - Become an astronaut?
Celeste - Have perfect pitch?
Eton Blue - Become invisible?
Indigo - Become immortal?
Iris - Grow plants at will?
Whispering Blue - Or teleport?

Lilac - Would you want kids?
Lavender - What is your favourite time of day?
Mulberry - Could you betray someone?
Eminence - Favourite sounds?
Palatinate - Do you think you’ll make it to 100 years old?
Prune - Do you ever think about dying?
Fandango - Do you spontaneously start singing sometimes?
Thistle - If you could become wise, rich, or intelligent, which would you rather?
Mauve - What would you name your kids/pets?
Royal Purple - What’s your favourite emotion?

Cream - If you had 1 day left to live, what would you do?
Silver - Are you a good person?
Ecru - How do you feel about the world today?
Auburn - Favourite colour?
White - Do you own lots of makeup?
Black - What is the greatest success of your life so far?
Bronze - Would you follow my blog?
Pink Nectar - What’s your aesthetic?
Sepia - Do you like photography?


Oliver Queen trying not to laugh at one of your jokes.

“Okay, Oliver, I think we should try to relive this tension by telling a joke.” Oliver tried to interrupt you but you continued. “What’s invisible and smells like a carrot?” Oliver shook his head in disbelief.

“Y/N, this is a serious.” You held up a finger, hushing him.

“An invisible carrot!” You bent over laughing while the rest of Team Arrow looked at you as if you were crazy.

“Are they okay?” Felicity whispered to Digg who rolled his eyes. You continued to laugh hysterically then another slight laugh sounded out. You whipped your head around to the sound and saw Oliver smiling. 

“You thought my joke was funny!” Oliver rolled his eyes, shaking his head.

“No, I didn’t. I’m not.” You stared at Oliver then smirked.

“Yes, you are.”

“No. I’m not.” You walked up to him, stopping when you were close enough to feel the heat radiating from his body. 

“You are.” Oliver gulped, stepping back from you.

“I was laughing at how stupid you looked when you were bent over laughing.”

“Sure you were, Ollie.” You shrugged then bounded out of the room. Team Arrow stared at Oliver pointedly, who looked up to see everyone’s gaze on him. 

“I was not laughing at their joke!” 

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08. Hawaiian Thunderstorm - BTS Fanfiction

AN*  So I ran across this “Bed Sharing AU” prompt list with 8 prompts and thought it’d be a great exercise to explore writing fanfics again. This is the 8th and FINAL in a series of oneshots(links to others listed below). 

A special thanks again to BTS… for giving me inspiration and re-igniting my passion to write again. (Gif credit to original poster.)

01. Kim NamJoon - Must Have Energy

02. Kim SeokJin - Mama Mo’s,  

03. Min Yoongi - You’re Mine

04. Jung HoSeok - My Hope

05. Park Jimin - Awkwardly Perfect

06. Kim TaeHyung - The BPP

07. Jeon JungKook - Call Me Kookie

Originally posted by bangbangbangtanx

Hawaiian Thunderstorm

Prompt: Hey dude I read that cuddling helps you sleep better, you wanna try it out?

Pairing:  NamJoon x BTS, BTS x BTS, Almost all the ships really…

Genre: The Fluffiest of Fluff

Word Count: 1.1K. (so it’s really more of a Drabble or an Imagine… but whatever.  I love it).

NamJoon lay in bed next to a sleeping Yoongi as he listened to the thunder and rain outside. It was soothing, but it was keeping him awake. There was a bright flash through the window followed by a loud crack of thunder. Yoongi groaned next to him and rolled over to his other side.

The guys had been working hard…really hard, and they needed this trip. Sure it was work too, but not in comparison to endless hours of practice and the physical and mental pressure doing concerts put on them.  Even now, after a few days, they were just beginning to let themselves relax.

NamJoon sighed and closed his eyes, but they flew open again at the sound of the door creaking.  Not long after, he felt someone crawling up the middle of the bed between him and Yoongi.

“Tae, what are you doing,” he chided.

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Valentine's Day 2 ❤

NOTE: This story has a NSFW section to spice it up from last years Valentine’s Day story, but I also added a SFW ending for those people that don’t like that kind of stuff. Enjoy! : D

The 14th of February, Valentine’s Day, one of Nicks favorite days. With a day that was totally devoted to love, how could he not think of his cute bunny Judy? Even though that’s what he did EVERY day. He was determined to give Judy the best Valentine’s Day he could, which was why the fox was taking Judy on a nice date to a restaurant by the beach. 

But that was later, right now Nick was sitting in his apartment, flipping through the photos of him and Judy. A large smile spread across his face as he flipped to a photo of the pair kissing. Nick wished that Judy was sitting next to him, so he could just grab the bunny close and feel her soft fur. Nick felt a strange feeling going through his veins, causing him to shiver. The fox wondered what Judy was doing right now. 

At Judy’s apartment, the rabbit was laying on her couch and looking at her phone. Judy smiled as she looked at a picture of Nick nuzzling her. She hugged the fox plush in her hands, wishing it was Nick, holding her in his arms. Judy was so happy that Nick was taking her on a date later, she practically squealed when he told her. It would be great to have a Nice romantic dinner with the fox, who was going to be pulling out all the stops to make this day special. Judy felt something, she knew she loved Nick but this felt different somehow. Was it possible that she wanted to… suddenly the alarm on her phone went off and Judy rushed to get ready for their date. She put on a long red dress that was made out of the same shiny material as gazelle’s outfit. She thought about putting on makeup, but then she remembered that Nick preferred her natural beauty rather than some beauty product. But she put on some perfume, knowing that as a fox Nick had a strong sense of smell. 

“He should enjoy this” the rabbit thought. “It’s blueberry scented" 

Nick was busy getting ready as well, putting on a nice suit and spreading some carrot scented cologne on his face. He combed his fur and straightened his tie, before grabbing his keys and heading out the door. 

“Time to make this a night that Judy won’t forget,” Nick said to himself as he hopped in his car and drove off. 

As Judy was straightening her fur using a technique that Fru Fru taught her, a notification came up on her phone. It was from Nick and said, “I’m outside”. Judy quickly finished up and raced outside to where Nick was waiting. 

Nick’s heart fluttered and the fox sighed as he saw Judy standing there in her beautiful red dress. The garment looked like it was made of numerous small rubies that created a flowing surface. 

As Judy hopped in the car she couldn’t believe how handsome Nick looked. He must have spent a lot of money on that suit, just so he could look good for her. 

“Hi Nick, thanks for taking me on this date" 

Nick quickly snapped out of his trance. 

"No problem carrots, I’m just glad that you agreed to come with me" 

Judy laughed "of course Nick. I wouldn’t miss it for the world" 

Nick smelt something coming from Judy, it smelled like… blueberries. The bunny noticed Nick sniffing the air. 

"Glad to see you like my blueberry scented perfume" 

Nick nuzzled Judy’s face, making her giggle. 

"Isn’t that the perfume I gave you?" 

"Yes, it is. Thanks again by the way. Say do you smell carrots?”

“That’s my carrot scented cologne, carrots,” Nick said. 

“I like it,” Judy said, petting Nicks snout. 

Nick was barely able to stop a whine from escaping his mouth. 

“Oh, I nearly forgot,” Nick said pulling out a small box. Judy took the box and opened it. It was a beautiful necklace, with a shining silver, two-dimensional bunny head hanging from a gold chain, with small purple gems creating the rabbit’s eyes. 

Judy gasped “it’s beautiful Nick!” She hugged the fox. Nick hugged back and used this moment to continue smelling her perfume. 

“Oh! I got something for you as well!” Judy said grabbing a small box. Nick opened it and inside was a watch that was shaped like a fox. Its face was painted on behind the hands, and there was even a small pair of ears built into the watch. Nicks tail wagged as he saw the item. 

“Do you like it?” Judy asked

“I love it!”

Nick hugged Judy again and kept wagging his tail. 

Judy enjoyed the smell of Nicks carrot cologne as they hugged. 

“I’m glad you like it" 

"You know what I like carrots,” Nick said, starting up the car and driving off. The ride was mostly uneventful, besides the pair catching quick glimpses of each other’s beautiful outfits. 

Soon they arrived at a restaurant near the beach. Beautiful vines grew up the side of the structure, and music played from speakers. 

“Reservation for Wilde,” Nick said to the mammal at the entrance. 

“Ah, right this way,” the animal said, leading the couple to a table out on a wooden deck over the beach. 

Nick pulled out Judy’s chair for her and they sat down as the waiter handed them menus before leaving. 

“Do you know what you want to drink?” The waiter asked. 

“Yes, iced tea,” Nick said. 

“I’ll have the same please,” Judy said. 

The waiter nodded and left. 

“This is so Romantic Nick!” Judy said excitedly. 

“Anything for you carrots,” Nick said gripping Judy’s paw. 

Then the pair heard a voice coming from a table nearby. “Freaks”

Nick and Judy turned towards another pair of mammals, one of which was covering his face in embarrassment. The other animal had a sly smile on her face. 

“Excuse me, we’re trying to enjoy our evening,” Judy said.

The female mammal opened her mouth to say something before her companion spoke up. “Honey, please stop" 

"No I won’t, they’re…" 

Suddenly she was cut off by an employee nearby. "Ma'am we have guests here, if you keep bothering them I’m going to have to ask you to leave" 

The woman grumbled it herself and turned back towards her boyfriend. 

"Just ignore them,” nick said, his ears down. 

“As long as we have each other we’ll be alright,” Judy said, smiling slightly. Nick smiled back as the waiter came and placed drinks and bread on the table. 

“Are you ready to order?" 

"Uh, I’ll have the fish,” Nick said. “With a side of blueberries" 

Judy looked at her menu "I’ll have the carrot salad" 

The waiter wrote down the order, took the menus and went to tell the chefs. 

Nick and Judy clinked their glasses together and then buttered some bread. 

"What do you want to do after this?” Nick said, taking a bite of bread. 

“We could walk along the beach,” Judy said, following Nicks lead and having some bread. 

“Whatever you want, beautiful carrots" 

Within a few minutes, the waiter came back and placed the plates of food down on the table. Judy took a fork and began to eat the salad, which was full of carrots and green leafy vegetables. 

Nick’s dish was a large fish steak, a few small coconut shrimp, and a small bowl of blueberries. The fox took some of the blueberries and sprinkled them into Judy’s salad. 

"Thanks, Nicks,” Judy said smiling, then placing some carrots on Nicks plate. While she did that Judy managed to swipe a coconut shrimp from Nicks plate.

“Sly bunny. I’ll get you back” Nick said with a smug smile as he cut his fish. 

Judy spiked some carrots and greens on the fork before putting them in her mouth. 

“This is so good!” Judy said forking more pieces of the salad. 

“Mm-hm!” Nick said having some blueberries and a coconut shrimp. “I knew this was a good place”

The pair slowly ate and talked about random things, from their job to anything that was bothering them. 

Soon their plates were empty, and Nick was tossing blueberries up in the air and catching them in his mouth. 

“Open up,” nick said. 

Judy opened her mouth and the fox tossed in a blueberry. 

“Two points!" 

The waiter came back and refilled the ice tea glasses. "Would you like anything for desert?" 

"What do you want carrots?" 

"How about the blueberry and carrot ice cream cake?" 

"I think that would be good" 

"An excellent choice, that’s one of my favorites,” the waiter said taking the plates away. 

He came back with a cake that had a big scoop of ice cream and chocolate syrup on the top. Small orange and blue spots were peppered throughout the cake. 

Judy picked up a spoon and scooped up some cake, but before she could eat it Nick grabbed the small piece of cake with his mouth and sucked it off Judy’s spoon. 


“I told you I’d get you back,” nick said smugly. 

Judy laughed before scooping up more cake and ice cream. Nick did the same, wanting to get as much of the sweet treat as he could, before Judy. 

Soon all the cake and ice cream was gone, with Nick and Judy having slight brain freezes from eating so fast. 

“Ready to go carrots?” Nick said, taking out some money. 

“Let me pay for half” Judy said also placing some cash on the table. 

“Well, I’m not complaining carrots. Thanks” Nick laughed, planting a kiss on Judy’s cheek

After paying for their meal, the couple walked along the sandy beach as the sun set. Bright, color rich streaks of orange and red painted the sky as a bright yellow orb slowly sank towards the water surface. 

“It’s so beautiful!” Judy said, gazing out at the sunset. 

“Nothing can be as beautiful as you” Nick hugged Judy and passionately kissed her. 

Judy closed her eyes and the pair enjoyed the moment of bliss. After they broke the kiss, the couple took out their phones and tried to snap a picture of them in their beautiful outfits, standing in front of the sunset. Luckily another mammal was passing by and offered to take the picture. 

“I’m setting this picture as my background,” Nick said, doing just that as he gasped at the beautiful sunset behind his cute bunny. 

“Let me do that to,” Judy said, she couldn’t believe how handsome Nick looked in this picture. 

After watching the sun dip beneath the ocean waves, Nick and Judy got back into the car and started to drive home. 

“Want to sleep over at my place tonight?” Nick asked

“I’d love that Nick. I left some clothes over at your house so I’ll change into those" 

After a few minutes of driving, Nick pulled the car into the parking lot of his apartment and the two headed upstairs. 


The fox and bunny went into Nicks apartment and Judy opened a nearby drawer and took out some light fitting clothes. She walked into the bathroom and started to take off the red dress. 

"You should stay in that dress,” Nick said from outside. “You look beautiful in it" 

Judy beamed "thank you, Nick" 

"Cute bunny" 

After changing, Judy exited the bathroom and put her dress by the door so she wouldn’t forget it. Nick went into the bathroom and changed out of his suit into more comfortable clothes. He put his suit in the closet and then met Judy in the bedroom. The couple climbed into bed, pulled the blankets up and nuzzled each other close, smelling the perfume and cologne that was still on them. 

"I had a great time tonight,” Nick said, feeling Judy’s soft fur. “This was the best Valentine’s Day ever”

Judy rubbed Nick’s snout. “Thank you again for tonight. I wish every day could be like this”

“It will be Judy,” Nick said smiling as the couple slowly fell asleep. 


The fox and bunny went into Nicks apartment and Judy opened a nearby drawer and took out some light fitting clothes. She walked into the bathroom and started to take off the red dress. 

Nick grabbed some clothes and started to undo his suit, unbuttoning his belt and loosening his tie. The fox didn’t know that Judy was already in the bathroom, and he assumed that he had just accidentally left the light on. 

He opened the door and was greeted by Judy, who was in the middle of changing and only dressed in her underwear. Nick stared at her for a second before Judy yelled in surprise. 

“sorry!” nick said quickly backing up, but the rapid movement accidentally caused his pants to fall down, revealing a large bulge in his underwear, one that Judy clearly saw before Nick retreated out of her view. 

The couple was surprised by what just happened, but Nick managed to crack a joke to lighten the mood. 

“You know, you could have asked me for help changing if you want" 

Judy laughed. "Have you got a carrot pen in your pocket?" 

Nick chuckled and then there was a long pause. 

"Do you want to….” Judy began

“…do it?” Nick said. 


“…yes, yes I do. Do you want to?”

“I do. Let’s mate”

Judy exited the bathroom and the couple walked to the bedroom. The two slowly undressed and threw their clothes on the floor. The pair blushed and chuckled as they looked over each other’s naked bodies, but they wanted this.

“What do you want to do first?” Judy asked seductively, striking a sexy pose to tease the fox. The scent of Judy’s bunny hood filled Nick’s nostrils.

“Well, I’m a fox,” Nick said, putting on a fierce look, with his claws and teeth out. “I used to eat bunnies, and I could do that again" 

"Start whenever you’re ready. Be careful with your fangs” Judy said as she laid on her back on the bed and spread her legs. Nick poked and rubbed her entrance with his snout before licking the bunny with his long fox tongue. Judy moaned and closed her eyes while Nick went to work. Then the bunny sighed in bliss as her eyes fluttered and she gripped the bedsheets. What she was feeling right now, felt like heaven. 

Nick gripped Judy’s crotch in his mouth and entered her with his tongue. Judy could feel Nicks teeth on her stomach and she moaned loudly and held onto Nicks’ head. 

“I’m gonna…” the rabbit orgasmed and a smug look spread across Nicks’ face. 

“I like the taste of bunny,” he said slyly. 

“This bunny likes being eaten by a fox" 

"Well, would you like the taste of fox? Want to return the favor?" 

Nick sat on the edge of the bed and Judy knelt on the floor. She began to lick Nicks red pawpsicle. The fox moaned and sighed as he rubbed Judy’s ears. 

Judy moaned as Nick rubbed her sensitive ears. 

"This is my favorite kind of carrot,” Judy said as she put the whole thing in her mouth and continued to suck. 

“But it’s bright red, like a pawpsicle" 

"Do I need to hustle you to get this pawpsicle" 

"Not today” the fox moaned loudly as Judy kept sucking. 

“The tables have turned,” Nick said through pants of pleasure “now the bunny is eating the fox. Just watch it with those sharp teeth" 

The bunny nodded. "I’m the predator now, and I’m hungry” Judy chuckled as she continued to suck. Then Nick was pushed over the edge and he came in the rabbit’s mouth. 

“Enjoy that sweetheart?” Judy said, smiling cutely. Nick nodded and let out a sigh of relief. The fox laid back on the bed. 

“Ready for the next part?”

Judy nodded and positioned herself above his fox hood. 

“It’s a little big,” she said, starting to move down and sitting on the tip. “I’ll just take it slow”

“Well, please hurry because I can’t hold back anymore" 

Judy gasped as Nick entered her and she started to move up and down. 

"Tell me if it hurts” Nick grunted

“It’s fine, it actually feels very good" 

The size difference caused the pair to reach their peaks very quickly, and they both orgasmed.

"Ahhhh….” Nick said in bliss as Judy lied down on his fluffy chest. 

“How did you like that,” the fox said petting Judy’s head. The bunny smiled smugly and looked at Nick. 

“You’re a lot bigger than any bunny” she played with the fur on his chest. 

“You’re nice and tight,” Nick said. “I’m glad I’m dating someone smaller than me" 

"You might be bigger, but I can still beat you”

“Don’t get too confident. This sly fox has a lot of tricks" 

Judy laughed. "Let’s do it again,” she said, getting on her hands and knees on the bed. Nick knelt behind her and slowly slid into her tail hole. Judy gasped before sighing in pleasure and Nick started to thrust. 

“What do you want to do tomorrow?” Judy moaned

“we could just hang out in here. Watch TV, maybe do more of this” Nick panted

“I would like that,” the bunny said seductively. 

Nick gasped and came, causing Judy to moan in pleasure before collapsing on the bed in bliss. 

Nick laid back and pulled Judy into a loving hug. 

“You have a cute butt,” he said smiling. 

“You can do more with it later,” the bunny said, trying to look as seductive as possible. 

“I can’t wait,” Nick said, passionately kissing the bunny. 

“That was great Nick" 

The fox licked her face. "I’m glad you had as much fun as I did. We should do it more, I know bunnies like to multiply" 

Judy laughed. "Let’s just hope you can keep up”

“Don’t underestimate me” Nick said, smiling seductively. 

“I’m going to remember this Valentine’s Day for a long time,” Judy said, massaging Nicks’ shoulder. 

“So will I, sweet Judy” nick said, kissing her forehead before the couple drifted off to sleep together. 

Happy Valentine’s Day! 🦊💞🐰or should I say Zalentine’s Day!?

evelongson  asked:

AH OK ASK BOX IS OPEN ! So my I request Bakugou head canons with an s/o who has like a rabbit quirk ? So she can jump super high but this also means she has bunny ears and a bunny floof tail ! Please :3 ta ~

your wish is my command boo <3 ENJOY 🍃

- Bakugou likes to cuddle with you and fuck with your tail. Since a tail is one of the most sensitive part of an animals’ body, he gets easily turned on when he’s just playing with the fluffy cotton ball and all of a sudden, you start making lewd noises.

- Really useful. Bakugou thinks it is cool that you could jump high. He likes to have who could jump the highest competitions with you. It’s a good training exercise if he could say so himself.

- Likes to make jokes and tease her especially on Easter. Bakugou never misses a chance to tease you about being the Easter bunny.

- He bathes with you just to make sure you bathe properly so you don’t smell like an animal.

- He buys lots of green leafy vegetables and carrots and teases you about them too.

Omega  Verse - OhmLirious

All prompts in this drabble collection post have been provided by a beautiful blog on Tumblr that I recommend for great AU’s and  Prompts:

First: 11-: “You, the alpha, are cooking for me?”

Jonathan woke up, his stomach had been giving him different cravings these past few weeks thanks to his pregnancy. With a sigh, he snuggled into the sheets and blankets further, a certain smell of bacon ‘nwaffles drifting in the air.

Sleep didn’t seem like such a good thing anymore when his stomach ached and rumbled at him. He let out a groan and tried to inhale as much of his alpha’s sent from the sheets and blankets and pillows as possible.

But no luck, the scents didn’t drag him off to sleep. He felt starved actually and waffles and bacon seemed like a splendid breakfast for him.

Who was cooking breakfast anyway? He rose up from the sheets and rubbed his eyes sleepily, sniffing the air as the scent came closer. Ryan appeared in the doorway, his bunny hoodie fluffy and fresh from the dryer. “Good morning, Bbeautiful~ How did you and the baby sleep?”

Jonathan smiled sleepily and passionately at Ryan, “We slept beautifully. The pillows smell like cinnamon and carrot like usually.”

Ryan nodded, “You know how protective I am. I have to make sure that no one will bother you while you sleep.”

Jonathan stifled a giggle, watching Ryan kneel on the bed beside him and place the tray down. He pulled Jonathan into a gentle hug, caressing the other’s cheek passionately as he kissed his forehead, “I love you, beautiful.”

“Mmm… I love you too.”

“Marcel and Scotty came for a visit, I told them you’d eat first and then shower before we went baby shopping together.”

“Oh! I forgot they were visiting today. How is Scotty so far?”

“Marcel says the omega can’t sleep very well anymore, the baby is apparently kicking like a nocturnal asshole.” Ryan giggled, kissing Jonathan’s cheeks before pressing his lips firmly against the others.

Jonathan smiled in the closed kiss, closing his eyes delightfully as he hummed softly. When Ryan pulled away, the tray of refreshing breakfast was placed in his lap. “I’m cooking from now on, okay?”

Jonathan giggled and nodded, “Okay.”

Second: 19-: “Resisting your/my nature is only going to make it worse.”

“Ryan, I’m scared.”

Jonathan’s voice seemed full of fright like he’d seen a ghost or something. “W-What?” Ryan glanced at his best friend fully, the other male’s eyes were glossy and moist.

“E-Everything’s h-hot…”

“Jonathan…. are you….” Ryan trailed off, watching as Jonathan squeaked and shoved a hand between his legs.

Ryan flinched and flushed red, the two were alone in the park by the trees. “J-Jonathan, we need to get you home.”

“B-But… I-I can’t m-move…”

Ryan watched other alphas sniff the air and turn to where the two of them were. Ryan flinched and picked up Jonathan, “I-I’m sorry but I c-can’t claim you, you’re my friend. I’ll just take you away from all these people, okay?”

“Mark me…. claim me, please Alpha…”

“N-No. Jonathan, you;’re being crazy…” Ryan blushed bright red, his bunny eas flopping up towards the sky as his eyes widened, quickly speeding away from the scene of alphas staring at him and the omega in heat.

“Stop r-resisting your nature… damn it, Ryan!”

Ryan winced, “You’re really b-bossy for an Omega… Jon, why didn’t you t-tell me or anything?!”

Jonathan stared at the ground as they sped towards his house. “No one’s home today.”

Ryan glanced at his friend, “Damn… I guess I’ll lock you in the guest bedroom then so I don’t do anything.”

“No. Don’t resist your instincts, just fuck me!”

Ryan sighed and placed his lips against the soft junction in Jonathan’s neck, flustered to hell and back. He gently bit down and stifled a groan when Jonathan shifted in his grasp. “You’re hard.”

“Sh-Shut up…” Ryan bit his lip, speeding towards his house.

Ryan huffed out air, inhaling deeply as he slowed to a stop near his front door. He leaned against the wall and put Jonathan down.

Jonathan giggled, wrapping his arms around Ryan’s neck. He kissed Ryan deeply, pressing their lips together with a grin,

“I love you, Ry Ry.”

Third: 38-: “I don’t need you. I can do this alone.”

A sweet scent of honey drifted through Ryan’s home. “Jonathan? Are you showering?” Ryan called to his new room mate.

“D-Don’t come in h-here!” Jonathan called from the bathroom.

“I heated up towels for you?” Ryan said through the wood door frame with glass windows that were shaded and glossed over to prevent being transparent, “just like you asked me.”

“Tth-this wasn’t just any n-normal fever, idiot… you would g-go crazy if y-you came in here, damn Alpha…”

Ryan flinched, “Jon? A-Are you a… um…”

“Yes, mother fucker, I’m a mother fucking weak Omega! Got it?”

“Omega’s aren’t weak.” Ryan stiffly said, his voice taking a tone of ‘I’m in charge and what I say goes.’

Jonathan stiffened up inside, “Are they now? Why don’t y-you come in here and find o-out then, big boy?”

Ryan blushed, “W-What?!”

Jonathan flinched and shook his head, “N-No! I don’t need you! I can do th-this by myself!”

“Should I go b-buy some um… suppressants?” Ryan swallowed thickly, his erection growing as he tried to ignore his oncoming rut.

“I’ll do it myself.”

“N-No, I need to… I-I’m gonna…” Ryan nervously bit his lip squeezing his legs together as his rut slammed into him hard.

“Ryan? Are you having a… moment??”

“N-NO! E-Excuse me!” Ryan immediately ran from the hallway, dropping the heated towels on the floor as he shoved on his shoes and stood from the couch.

Jonathan came from the shower wearing nothing, startling the Alpha. “J-Jonathan, I-I’m warning you, you gotta stay back from me, okay?”

Jonathan’s half lidded eyes and flushed face added more heat to his rut. Ryan stifled a groan and quickly turned, refusing to dare lower his eyes to the ground with embarrassment, running out the house and locking the door.

Zootopia: ☾ Sleep Headcanons

For @sibera-the-wanderer : Nick and Judy (PLATONIC!)

Headcanons in a whole seven teensy teeny little fics!


1. Night Cap.

“You’re drunk, Carrots.”

“Psh… no I am naht.”

“Yes. You are. C’mon. It’s bed time.”

“But I wanna partay!”

“We’re not doing that. Drink this coffee.”

You drink this coffee.”

“I would, but you need it so much more than I do.”

She palms his face. Or tries to. Her hand sort of lands on his chin. “You’re stupid.”

He pats her hand. “Thank you, Judes.”

“Your face is stupid.”

“Have you seen yours right now?”

She makes a noise that’s half between a laugh and half between a burp. And then she throws up on his feet.

And then, after that, she passes out.

All in all Nick learned, as he’s taking his third shower of the evening and still somehow smelling like carrot vodka, Judy was never to take part in a drinking contest against Del Gato ever again.

Unless, of course, he remembered a camera.

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One Thousand Years

Table of Contents 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

Chapter o1. The Bunny and The Wolf

 God rays shot through the Heavens, casting a beam of light that encircled the vast prairie grounds like a lustrous cage. Clouds above mimicked different mystical creatures of Pegasus to Mermaids as if coming alive, jealous of the more privileged organisms of the world. Leaves in the forest shook against the autumn breeze as you patiently sniffed the soil to locate the smell of ripe carrots. Your furry paws clapped excitedly as the sweet aroma rushed up your nose. Hopping on your hind legs, you stuffed your weaved bamboo backpack with yummy treats for your clan.

A plump carrot sat close to your chest for you purposefullyseparated it from the rest to save for your youngest baby sister. With all your strength, you plucked outanother one. The brute force caused youto bounced backward and fall on your little bum. You whimpered, snuggling your behind againstthe soft, dense soil to alleviate the soreness. Your pure white coat dusted in browns and grays while you coughed fromthe foreign particles that managed to intrude up your pink nostrils.

A swallow fluttered its wings, dancing along thin air,before perching against a shrill branch right above your head. A single feather swirled along the nature’scoarse, falling right against your nose. Ahhh-choooo! The dark gray color highlighted your presence and betrayed your position to the predators of the forest. Warps of nature’s hymn came to a close like the calm before a storm.

Gasping, you hopped along a quiet trail, clinging onto the basket of carrots like they were gold. You could smell the stench of the slayers of the woodland. A shiver ran through your small body. Leaves crunched under your paws.



You froze in place. The fur along your back stood up as if they had a life of their own. Shaking your head, you forced your body to move for you had to warn your bunny clan that the wolves were near. In lightning speed, you bounced across the rocky road. The sharp rocks scratched against your silky smooth skin but you don’t even have time to wince.

A hawk gawked above you; its shadow covered the sun from your view like a physical lid. Its bloody eyes glared straight into your fearful ones. Frightened, your claws released the carrot. It rolled down the slope, sinking into a lake with a “thump”. Momentarily, you dashed into a bush to hide.

You dare not move.

Not when you were cornered by several hungry hunters that surrounded your base.

Gawk Gawk Gawk~


The hawk called for its friends.



Tears formed in your eyes as you watched the bird dive straight toward you. Closing your orbs, you accepted your fate. As his beak grabbed your floppy ears, your small form staggered backward. A hidden ditch opened up and you were sent free falling down into a narrow hole. Your ears sprawled out like a bat’s wings as you desperately attempted, with all your might, to stop your plunge but to no avail. You hissed. Crystal streams immediately rolled down your eyes as your leg snapped back. Timidly, you turned around to witness a manmade pig trap that had crushed your feet. White fur soaked in cerise red as you helplessly tried with all your might to lift the trap but your strength was no challenge to the unyielding metal. It snapped back, making the pain increase tenfolds. Your limb fell numb. Sweat trickled along your forehead.

The world was but a haze.

You wanted more than anything to return home to your comfy hay bed to rock your baby sister to sleep. But witnessing your situation now, that was probably no longer possible. Sniffing back tears, your paws curled into balls and clicked together as you said a silent prayer to God to pardon your sister for she was still so young.

A rustle at the nearby underground cave startled you. You could smell the odor of a hungry beast.


You shook, pawing against the soil in your last efforts to run away but your broken leg kept you situated in place.

His long front limbs appeared from the shadow, then his nose and perked up ears that mirrored that of elves. Unable to escape, you could only roll yourself up into a ball with your eyes snapped shut. Shivering as hard as seizures, you sat in your own pool of blood. The starving eyes of the wolf shot through your skull. Warm fur, like fire, touched your body. Thump. Thump. Thump. You peeped out to see the wolf’s nose rubbing against yours. His head alone was the size of your entire body. Soft sobs sounded when he sniffed your injured leg.

Vulnerable and defenseless, your body tottered in circles while the dizziness from blood lost began to desaturate the image in front of you. Your eyes closed. A deep husky grunt escaped the wolf’s lips when you fell forward, right against his chest, voluntarily becoming his meal. The darkness absorbed all the pain in your body like a physical blanket of anesthetics.

They say that when little souls die they have a chance to impress God and be granted a ticket to become humans in their next life. You thought that if you were lucky enough to be chosen, you’d be a good human being…one who gave more than take…one who embraced other’s mistakes and turned them into strengths…

But why would God choose you? Not when you were already blessed with the duties of a bunny goddess. It was only day two and you had already failed at protecting your clan and succumbed to the evil predators of the wild. You hadn’t even gotten to see your own reflection against the frozen lake.

Petals swirled around you, one flew against your feathery lashes, immediately soaking up the water into your dehydrated physique. Droplets of rain fell into your semi-pursed lips, moistening up your chapped skin. You silently begged for more. It was so cold. Your slender arms wrapped over your bare body, hoping to preserve as much of the remaining heat as possible. A grunt echoed in the cave, some shredding noise, and then a fur blanket softly landed against your milky skin. You stirred but do not wake. The pain in your leg, still so apparent, made all energy within you drain. A wet towel was placed against your forehead. Excess water dripped onto the corner of your shut eyes, mixing with your tears. You shivered and reached your slim fingers out to bring the blanket closer against your body. A warm hand stroked your wet cheeks. Greedily, you leaned closer to accept more of the owner’s heat. Mere, weak coughs flooded out of your lips, echoing in the secret nest, as you were lifted into the creature’s boiling chest. Without a single shame, you snuggled closer, resting your face right at the crook of his neck. Your icy breathe washed against his skin. A visible smoke ignited. Your eyes fluttered open for a split second but not long enough to grasp the situation. All you saw were twin large orbs, similar to the magical crystal your clan kept locked up in your treasure room. His body hugged yours close. His hot fingertips stroked your bare back, lulling you back into your coma. You willingly surrendered and sunk deeper into his embrace.

Humans. They were so beautiful. They stood tall on two feet, with their backs perpendicular to the Heavens and head held high. The language they spoke were like musical carols swimming out into Earth’s atmosphere. That was why all creatures of the animal kingdom prayed everyday and every night for God to notice them. That was why as spirits and deities, you were granted magical powers to transform into human-like forms.

Cold liquid dabbed against the torn skin against your leg. You cried sharply, flailing around but strong arms kept you still. Tears slipped out of your marbled orbs like the streams of a river.

“Shhh,” the owner soothed, blowing on the wound.

You whimpered as the creature’s hand once again stroked your cheeks. This time, you bit your pride and latched onto it as if clinging onto your dear life. His fingers slipped through yours, pausing his motions until you calmed down a bit. The fur blanket was tucked closer against your body. The tiny hairs kissed against your wet skin.

You could feel his warm breath against your face.



“Bear through it for a bit, okay?” his deep voice was so beautiful.

A human…?


But you had no energy to answer. With another graze against your icy skin, he hovered over your wounded leg again.

You screamed as soon as a fabric band began to bind around your broken ankle once, twice, three times until it was tied tightly together. Your feeble body trembled, your teeth clattered, and your lungs begged for air. Again, you were lifted back into the man’s chest.

The beating of a human heart…


It’s so beautiful…


A tear rolled down your eyes at the knowledge that a human took notice of a mere bunny like you.

“Thank you…” you weakly whispered into his ears before falling asleep in his arms again.







Sparks of orange and blue erupted into thin air. And suddenly the room was ten times warmer, though you admittingly still yearned that feeling of a human’s touch. Your cheeks were pinched together. Drops of water fell onto the tips of your tongue. You slurped it up avariciously. With the little energy within you, you forced your eyes to open into slits to observe the human’s handsome features, for you were afraid you’d never get the chance to…then at least…at least then you’d know who to protect when God accepted you into the gates of Heaven.

His skin wasn’t particularly white or tan, just perfectly in between. His eyes, like you have observed before, were golden, shimmering, and large. Along with the thick, caving brows, they stared down at you with so much emotion, foreign to your simple little bunny mind. Thinking that you were still cold, his arms draped around your body like added-on covers.



“Are you still cold?” his husky voice questioned.

You leaned your face against his collarbone and though you were already quite warm, you greedily nodded, longing for his skin to touch against yours again.

What is this?


…Is this what humans call…love? If so, then you were deeply in love for you yearned with every prudent ounce of your fragile being to loyally serve this human.



But instead of tightening his hold around you, he let you go and gently placed you back against the ground. You softly whined, vocally complaining about his neglect but his warmth escaped further and further away. You coughed as you tried to get up.

“H-Hey…don’t move around too much,” he insisted, pushing you back down.

At the close proximity, you grabbed his hand and cuddled it against your cheek. A low chuckled resonated, causing your little heart to skip a beat. Without letting your hand go, the man awkwardly strained his other arm to throw more twigs into campfire.

“Savior,” you coughed.

“My name is Park Chanyeol,” he corrected.





The corners of your lips shyly curled as he scooted your fragile body back against his chest.

“I’ll bring you actual clothes tomorrow. I just haven’t gotten the chance to because I was afraid of leaving you alone in the cave,” he informed.

You instantly nodded and snuggled back into him.

W-wait, clothes?


Your eyes sprung open and you jolted upright. The blanket slipped from your shoulders to your waist. You gasped.

W-when…when did I transform into my human form?

Panicking, you immediately crossed your arms over your exposed chest. Like a gentleman, the handsome male turned away to give you time to readjust the blanket over your bare frame. A hot flush gathered along your cheeks. This whole time, you thought you were in your bunny form. Quickly, you covered your body with the gray fur coat.

“S-so…you must be the new bunny goddess,” Chanyeol’s low voice said, breaking the awkward tension. His head was still turned away.

“Mmm…two days…” you timidly whispered while admiring your human-like nails…“W-well…two days before I got hurt…”

“Hmm…” he nodded understandingly, “No wonder…”

You stared at him blankly as he took a quick glimpse to check if you were fully covered before turning his whole body around. Instantly, you lowered your head, blushing until you were bright red. His threw you a toothy smile.



As you continued to fidget around bashfully, Chanyeol unclasped the necklace around his neck and hovered above you. You flinched at the close proximity. It was so warm…and well…cozy and sweet.

The necklace was placed around your neck. You gazed at him, already studying his physical features over and over again like a pet would its owner.

“It’s a talisman,” he answered your unasked question, “Inside are a few scrolls. One being that when you transform into your human form, you will be clothed and others won’t be able to smell your scent”. He chuckled when you hid your face behind your hair.

“You know…’cause not everyone is a gentlemen, like me,” he teasingly added with a wink, which only caused you to further hide yourself.


“Chanyeol,” he corrected but you were too shy to call a human by his real name.

“…H-how…how do you know that I am the bunny goddess?” you stuttered.

“Oh, that’s easy. Because you were still in your bunny form before you fainted,” he laughed.


Suddenly, your heart began to pace. Your lungs sucked in air. Your long tresses whipped around and your body trembled.



You could smell the scent of a wolf very, very close.

“W-what’s wrong?” Chanyeol asked, looking around to check out what had ‘cause your sudden panic-stricken state.

Immediately, you grabbed his arm and pulled him away from the opening of the cave.

“Wolf. I smell a wolf!” you hissed, “Savior…don’t go out there…”

The smile on his face dropped.

It was so close.

The scent was so strong…you swore…he was…right…



Your eyes widened. In an instant, you bounced away. Your bare back hit against the rocky and wet walls of the cave.

“Y-you’re…you’re…” you gasped, finally recognizing those honey eyes from the image of the wolf who surrounded you right before you fainted that other day.

Completely bewildered, you jolted upright to make a run for it but as soon as your toes touched the ground, a shooting pain ran up your leg. You screamed, your leg buckling. The wolf spirit hastily pounced forward, catching you into his warm arms. You thrashed around like a caught prey, using its dying energy in hopes of survival.

“Shhh…Shhh…c-calm down…” Chanyeol coaxed, stroking his long fingers across your cheeks but your small frame continued to convulsively quiver until you thought your bones would break.

I-Is…is he going to eat me?

Your eyes landed on the campfire and you opened your mouth to scream again but Chanyeol clasped his hand over your lips so all that came out were muffled sobs.

“Shhh…It’s okay…I won’t hurt you…” he said but your heart was beating so fast, you were seeing doubles of everything.

“I won’t hurt you…” he repeated, stroking your hair but you could smell his stench.

Succumbed in tears, you crawled over to a corner and recoiled into a ball. You should have known…you should have known that no human would find interest in you. Only a wolf would because he was the predator and you were the prey. Shivering, you backed up further and further away, ignoring the pain on your ankle as you practically dragged it along with you.

“Come back closer to the fire or you’ll get cold again,” Chanyeol motioned but you shook your head.

If I go over to the fire…he’ll cook me…


Not knowing what to do, you whimpered and sobbed in your rolled up palms.

“I won’t hurt you…” he said again, “If I wanted to do that…I would have done so days ago…”

Momentarily, you quieted your sobs but do not unfold yourself from your protective fetal position. Your stomach grumbled.

“You must be hungry. Do you want some?” the attractive wolf spirit asked, offering the cooked squirrel on a stick.

You gasped in terror, immediately paling to the shade of a frozen lake. Your head hung low as the weeping began again. He was going to cook you…you were so, so sure.

In an instant, Chanyeol retracted his offer, “Oh…Omgosh…I’m so sorry. I forgot bunnies only ate vegetables”.

When you continued to cry, he scampered and scratched his head nervously, “U-um…Um…I’ll…I’ll go fetch some carrots for you. I’m be back really soon!”

Still fearing for your life, you don’t respond. After pacing back and forth and deliberating to himself, he walked out of the cave. Your first instinct was to run for your life but as soon as you hobbled your way over to the exit, you realized that the pit was at least thirty feet high. There was no way you could climb up there regularly, much less when you were heavily injured. But you stubbornly tried anyway.

It was so, so cold without the comfort of Chanyeol’s fire. Placing your palms on a protuberant rock, you pulled yourself up. Yet, as soon as your wounded feet met with the hard surface of the structure, you cried in anguish, double overing in pain. Blood seeped out of the bandage. Within seconds, a pool of dark red soaked up your feet. You bit your tongue from screaming in case you alerted nearby beasts.

But the pain was so incapacitating, it took you a good minute before you recognized the familiar scent of a wolf closing in. Expertly, he jumped down the ditch, landing right in front of you. Your glossy eyes stared into his as he instantly knelt down to examine your leg. Without a word, you were scooped up into his arms and walked back into the cave. You trembled against his burning chest, already feeling light headed from the blood lost. As gentle as ever, you were placed back against the soft hay bed. Straightaway, you backed up into the corner, dragging the trail of blood with you.

Don’t…move!” he growled, holding your leg steady.

You panicked and broke down again at his harsh tone.

Grimacing, the wolf spirit tore a strip of fabric from his robe and began to bind your leg again. But the wound had completely reopened and blood kept seeping out.

“Hold this,” he ordered. When you didn’t move, he grabbed your hand and placed it onto your leg, “I’ll be right back”.

In lightning speed, you watched as he transformed back into his animal form and pounced up the wall, back into the light. Dazed and scared, you helplessly observed as your own blood soaked all over your beautiful human-like fingers. Quickly, you applied more pressure, hoping to stop the bleeding enough to not awaken the predator instincts of Park Chanyeol.

Like he had promised, he was back within a minute with a few planks of wood grinded in his teeth. You tensed up seeing the gray skinned beast. Sensing your fear, Chanyeol immediately transformed back into his human form.

Two planks were placed on either side of your leg before he strapped the makeshift cast with bands and bands of bandages. You groaned in pain with every pull and every tuck. By the end of it, a film of sweat had accumulated on both your foreheads. You were as pale as a sheet of paper.

“Don’t move around, okay?” he warned, though he spoke in a soft voice.

You bit your lip to stop from crying.

“Shh…” he whispered, wiping your wet forehead with his sleeve.

You felt like a prisoner…some toy…but you couldn’t do anything to save yourself and the more he nursed you, the more you feared that it was part of some evil scheme.

“Here, I got you come carrots, lettuces, and cabbage to eat,” Chanyeol offered, holding out the food.

Timidly, you reached out but retreated as soon as you realized that there was a high possibility of him poisoning them to get you to reveal secret information about your clan’s hideout. You curled back up into a ball.

With a sad smile, Chanyeol brought a plump carrot up to his lips and took a big bite to prove that they were safe to eat. Still, you were fearful but your stomach continued to grumble. So with hesitancy, you reached out and snatched a small carrot from the floor. Without taking your eyes off of the wolf spirit, you began to nibble on the yummy snack. Unknowingly, you had finished it and reached out for a second one.




A cute giggle escaped as you happily chewed on your veggies. Chanyeol chuckled and sincerely smiled at your uplifted spirits, causing you to shyly turn away.

“What’s your name?” he broke the silence.

You stopped nibbling on your carrot to look up at him.

“I…I don’t have one…” you honestly whispered.

“Don’t have one?”

“I…I’m just a bunny…we don’t have names…” you smacked your lips tightly together and held the carrot against your heart, suddenly missing your baby sister. She must have grown so much over the last few days. Your eyes began to water but you refused to cry again in front of your predator.

“Dal-nim,” his deep beautiful voice spoke.

“Hmm?” you looked up, confused.

“From today on, your name will be Dal-nim…” Chanyeol concluded, gazing lovingly into your eyes.

A tear dropped onto the floor of the cave.


You were finally given an identity…you weren’t a nobody.

“Dal-nim…” he called again.

He placed his hand on top of yours and you surprised yourself by not flinching. A shy smile spread across your face as your cheeks highlighted in a tinge of pink. 

a/n: Yay! I am back :D Hope you guys enjoyed the long pilot chapter! So the main character is a bunny goddess, she can turn into a human form but she’s not used to it yet because she learned the spell two days before she got injured ;p. Chanyeol is wolf spirit, just like Dal-nim, he can transform from his animal form to his human form and back. Hehehe.

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morning comes, sometimes with a smile, written for @hedwig-dordt. Title from “This Old Love” by Lior because it’s one of my 209 sciles anthems. Featuring: college Scott/Stiles friends to lovers. Rated G.


Stiles is lying on the couch, snoring. It’s a persistent hum and then a snort, kind of like a bear with a party whistle between its lips. His legs are dangling off one of the armrests, his head is close to the floor. He’s hugging his bed pillow against his chest, even though he appears to only be wearing a thin tank top and his boxers. He’s a human disaster.

The swell of affection Scott feels in that moment blindsides him.

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colourcodedbinders  asked:

Can Holt do Seamus a favor by like... Buying him some deodorant, or a grammar textbook? I sorta get the vibe that those things would come in handy. (And technically it IS a favor) (To Seamus and all those who surround him) ( Also I have a headcanon that Seamus smells like gym sock and carrots and I don't entirely know why.)

i know! couldn’t he just buy him a bottle of fine wine or a barrel of aged whiskey or something? i feel like crime lords would appreciate alcohol.

i’m mad at seamus for threatening my father holt so i accept your headcanon. get a REAL job, seamus. being a criminal doesn’t count. and take a shower! you stink.

Bugger Off (Aburame Shino - Naruto)

Originally posted by annalovesfiction

Continuing with the Team 8 set, I am pleased to present Bugger Off: the Aburame Shino blend!

This bath bomb can double as a shower bomb and smells reminiscent of a carrot cake. Several fall smells were blended together along with Ho Wood to produce an autumnal experience for your tub or shower. Taking in a deep breath of this blend brings up thoughts of cabins in the woods, bonfires, apple cider spices, pumpkin pie, spice cake, and falling leaves.

Carrot Seed Essential Oil

I purchased Carrot Seed Essential Oil initially for its health benefits. As much as I love carrots, the smell has never been one of my favorites. I have a “do not diffuse at work” list, courtesy of my coworkers. One of my friends in Thought Leadership (our training department) asked me to add this oil to that list because, in her words, “it smells like guinea pig food.”

That said, Carrot Seed can blend with a lot of things. Mixing it in with other oils masks some of that smell, and it truly does have a lot of benefits. Let’s see what it can do!


  1. Help your urinary tract! Carrot Seed Essential Oil (diffused or applied with a carrier oil) can assist you with kidney stones, bladder problems, water retention, water weight, and excess uric acid (e.g. gout).
  2. Help your gastrointestinal tract! This oil can be used to stop dysentery (severe diarrhea), indigestion, a fussy stomach, and intestinal gas. It relieves the bloat and takes that excess right out of you.
  3. Help your menstrual tract! Carrot Seed Essential Oil is great for reducing menstrual cramps. Also, as an emmenagogue, it can also be used to start your period if it’s a little late.
  4. It’s an aphrodisiac! Carrot Seed Essential Oil can increase sexual arousal and stamina, as well as calm down overly jittery nerves.
  5. This oil has also be used to treat heart disease, kidney problems, some cancers, and worm infestations.


Do not use Carrot Seed Essential Oil or this bath bomb if:

  1. You are pregnant, trying to become pregnant, or breastfeeding. This oil can make the uterus contract and start menstruation. While this may be good to help you with menstrual cramps otherwise, that could potentially lead to a miscarriage if you’re carrying a fetus. Also, since Carrot Seed Essential Oil can act a lot like estrogen, it’s best to avoid the oil while breastfeeding. Nobody knows how safe it is to use.
  2. You are allergic to celery, birch, mugwort, spices, and other related plants. This has been called “celery-carrot-mugwort-spice syndrome” and, I kid you not, it’s a real thing.
  3. You have major kidney problems or are on dialysis. Consult your physician first, because the oil may irritate your sensitive kidneys.
  4. You are scheduled for any type of surgery over the next 2 weeks. Since Carrot Seed Essential Oil can affect blood pressure, physicians worry that it could interfere with blood pressure control during surgery.
  5. You plan to sunbathe, go to a tanning salon, or stay outdoors for prolonged periods of time. This essential oil is photosensitive, meaning it increases your risk of getting a sunburn after exposure to UV light or the sun.
  6. You are taking estrogen supplements such as Premarin, ethinyl estradiol, estradiol, and others.
  7. You are taking lithium.
  8. You are taking high blood pressure medications (antihypertensive drugs) such as captopril (Capoten), enalapril (Vasotec), losartan (Cozaar), valsartan (Diovan), diltiazem (Cardizem), amlodipine (Norvasc), hydrochlorothiazide (HydroDiuril), furosemide (Lasix), and many others.
  9. You are taking medication that increases your sensitivity to sunlight such as amitriptyline (Elavil), Ciprofloxacin (Cipro), norfloxacin (Noroxin), lomefloxacin (Maxaquin), ofloxacin (Floxin), levofloxacin (Levaquin), sparfloxacin (Zagam), gatifloxacin (Tequin), moxifloxacin (Avelox), trimethoprim/sulfamethoxazole (Septra), tetracycline, methoxsalen (8-methoxypsoralen, 8-MOP, Oxsoralen), and Trioxsalen (Trisoralen).

Ho Wood Essential Oil

Ho Wood is a replacement for Rosewood Essential Oil in the perfume industry, now that Rosewood is considered an endangered species. Some unscrupulous vendors still sell Rosewood Essential Oil. It’s still possible to get it, but Ho Wood is an ethical replacement.

It has a slightly vanilla-like scent and has a powerful calming effect, considering its chemical makeup is roughly 95 to 98% linalool.

Pros: Ho Wood is a high-linalool oil, which means that its primary function is as a “calming” oil. It can be used to dramatically reduce anxiety, insomnia, tension, stress, grief, and other problems that make it difficult to rest. It’s one of my all-time favorite oils for calming blends.

Cons: Ho Wood comes from the same tree that produces Ravensara essential oil. I use the Plant Therapy brand, which has had the safrole (a potentially carcinogenic ingredient) removed, but most Ho Wood essential oil still contains safrole. Know your brands and exercise caution!

Cassia Cinnamon Essential Oil

Everyone knows the soothing, savory, spicy scent of cinnamon. It’s used in Asian cuisines to add flavor to meats and savory dishes. In the Western world, cinnamon can also be used in candies and sweets. It’s one of the most recognized, universal scents in the world.

The type of essential oil I used came from Cassia (Chinese) Cinnamon. This type of cinnamon is the most commonly purchased type of cinnamon (as opposed to Ceylon Cinnamon) within the United States.


  1. Cassia Cinnamon can be used to assist with issues pertaining to diabetes, intestinal gas, muscle and stomach spasms, nausea, vomiting, diarrhea, infections, loss of appetite, chest pain, hernias, high blood pressure, kidney disorders, and the common cold.
  2. Some people use it to treat bed-wetting in small children.
  3. In part of a multi-ingredient treatment, Cassia Cinnamon can be used to treat erectile dysfunction. This is probably due to the numbing properties of eugenol (a chemical in Cassia Cinnamon).
  4. For female health, Cassia Cinnamon can also be your friend and assist you through menopausal symptoms, menstrual problems, cramps, and heavy menstrual flow.
  5. Cassia Cinnamon contains hydroxychalcone and similar chemicals. These chemicals seem to improve insulin sensitivity. Cassia cinnamon also contains chemicals that may activate blood proteins that increase blood sugar uptake. These effects may improve blood sugar control in patients with diabetes.
  6. Cassia cinnamon also contains cinnamaldehyde. This chemical might have activity against bacteria and fungi. It also seems to stop the growth of some types of solid tumor cells.


  1. Due to the high eugenol content of this essential oil, Cassia Cinnamon Essential Oil is toxic (and potentially fatal) to cats and dogs. If you plan to diffuse this, don’t trap your poor pet in the room with you!
  2. In some countries, Cassia Cinnamon is used as an intentional abortifacent, since it can bring forward your menstrual flow and cause a miscarriage. If you’re pregnant or trying to become pregnant, avoid this essential oil.
  3. Cassia Cinnamon can be overused and abused. Too much of it over a long period of time may cause side effects in some people. One of its chemicals (coumarin) may cause or worsen existing liver disease.
  4. If you’re diabetic, Cassia Cinnamon may lower your blood sugar levels. Watch for signs of hypoglycemia and monitor your blood sugar carefully.
  5. Cassia Cinnamon may lower your blood sugar and interfere with blood sugar control during and after surgery. If you’re scheduled for surgery in 2 weeks, don’t use this essential oil.

Nutmeg Essential Oil

Nutmeg is the shelled, dried seed of the Myristica fragrans plant and is used to make traditional medicine. It has an effect on the central nervous system and the spice is used in a lot of Autumn blends. Think of pumpkin ale, carrot cake, and so on.


  1. Nutmeg is an effective treatment for several gastrointestinal issues (diarrhea, nausea, stomach pain, and intestinal gas). I’ve also seen improvement with my kidneys on days I diffuse Nutmeg or use this bath bomb.
  2. Since Nutmeg affects the nervous system, it can also be applied (with a carrier oil) to the skin to reduce pain caused by mouth sores, toothaches, or rheumatism.
  3. Although some people claim that Nutmeg can help fight cancer, there’s not enough evidence available to validate that claim.
  4. Some of the chemicals within this essential oil make Nutmeg a great sleep-aid with the added benefit of more vivid, interesting dreams. It turns your dreams into a private REM cinema and there’s no telling what your brain will come up with! Don’t believe me? Ask me about The Lesbian Vampire Sorority and the Ass Squid from Outer Space: a full-blown Rocky Horror-style musical my brain conjured up overnight with songs like “Squiddily Diddily Doo (I Really Love You Too)” and “Lady Bites and Pillow Fights!”


Since Nutmeg can increase menstrual flow, this essential oil is best not used by pregnant women or those attempting to become pregnant. This oil may cause a miscarriage due to its abortifacent nature.

If you are experiencing issues with constipation, hold off on using the Nutmeg, as this essential oil can harden your stool. Good for diarrhea, not so good for the opposite issue!

Since Nutmeg has an effect on the nervous system, overexposure to the oil may result in hallucinogenic episodes.

People who use and abuse Nutmeg (120 mg or more daily) have experienced nausea, dry mouth, dizziness, palpitations, agitation, and hallucinations. It’s also possible to overdose and die by Nutmeg.

If you are taking any of the below medication, exercise caution with Nutmeg, as they may interact:

  1. Medications changed by the liver (Cytochrome P450 1A1 (CYP1A1) substrates) such as Chlorzoxazone, Theophylline, Bufuralol, etc.
  2. Medications changed by the liver (Cytochrome P450 1A2 (CYP1A2) substrates) such as Clozapine (Clozaril), Cyclobenzaprine (Flexeril), Fluvoxamine (Luvox), Haloperidol (Haldol), Imipramine (Tofranil), Mexiletine (Mexitil), Olanzapine (Zyprexa), Pentazocine (Talwin), Propranolol (Inderal), Tacrine (Cognex), Theophylline, Zileuton (Zyflo), Zolmitriptan (Zomig), etc.
  3. Medications changed by the liver (Cytochrome P450 2B1 (CYP2B1) substrates)
  4. Medications changed by the liver (Cytochrome P450 2B2 (CYP2B2) substrates)
  5. Phenobarbital (Luminal)

Allspice Essential Oil

Allspice is one of my favorite smells in the world. The essential oil version of it is strong enough to fill an entire house with its relaxing, fresh autumn scent. The unripe berries and leaves of this plant are used to make medicine.


  1. Like Clove and Cinnamon, Allspice has a high eugenol content, which means this oil can be used effectively for antibacterial purposes. Some dentists even use eugenol to calm down toothaches.
  2. Allspice can also alleviate a lot of gastrointestinal issues (intestinal gas, indigestion, abdominal pain, vomiting, diarrhea, and constipation).
  3. Fevers, colds, and flu can also be treated by diffusing Allspice.
  4. Some studies indicate Allspice can be used to help with diabetes and obesity problems.
  5. I mostly use Allspice on account of what it can do for my unwelcome time of the month. It’s one of the best essential oils to use if you have heavy, painful menstrual periods. It regulates the flow and melts away your aches and pains.


  1. Due to the high eugenol content of this essential oil, Allspice Essential Oil is toxic (and potentially fatal) to cats and dogs. If you plan to diffuse this, don’t trap your poor pet in the room with you!
  2. Allspice can slow blood-clotting. If you are going in for surgery in the next 2 weeks, don’t use this essential oil.

I’ve been doing well with making my juices. This morning I made one with chard, kale, spinach, blueberries, strawberries, a green apple, a banana, walnuts, blueberry acai Goodbelly probiotic juice, and water. A bit ago I made one with chard, kale, spinach, carrots, celery, a green apple, a banana, some red grapes, and water. I would have put more grapes but I ran out of space. It’s in my freezer now chilling. I’m terrible and not a huge fan of veggies, to the point where my fingers smell like carrots and greens and it makes me sick, buttttt I’m going to adjust my taste buds and get used to it.