by-ted

“Here, put on this blindfold.”

Ted the Animator: “…I’m sorry?”

Carl the Animator: “Don’t be. Grab this dart, I need to pick a color.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m so confused.”

Carl the Animator: “Dartboard in place. Ready?”

Ted the Animator: “No! There’s nothing more dangerous than ‘sharp objects you can’t see’ plus ‘Carl telling you to do something.’”

Carl the Animator: “I moved at least 70% of the fragile things. Just throw it.”

Ted the Animator: “…oh, goodness, here goes…”

Ted the Animator: “…did I hit anything?”

Carl the Animator: “Beautiful! Narrowly avoided Lime Green, and barely hit the edge of Bright Blue. Blue it is, then.”

Ted the Animator: “I’m afraid to take the blindfold off.”

Carl the Animator: “Aaaaaaaand done. It’s beautiful, fear not.”

Ted the Animator: “…what.”

Ted the Animator: “What… what is… why….”

Carl the Animator: “Good choice, that. Lime Green would have looked weird, blended in with the hands and all that.”

Ted the Animator: “…why is the pig blue.”

Carl the Animator: “Maybe we should get creative on the chickens, too….”

Ted the Animator: “WHY IS THE PIG BLUE, CARL.”

Carl the Animator: “The same reason this scene has a bank executive dressed up as a green monster with purple hair in a business suit chasing chickens and teenagers while riding a pig through a rentable-for-dances barn.”

Ted the Animator: “…which is?”

Carl the Animator: “Because it can.”

Imagine if

In the next season, the whole coalition gathers up for a meeting with prince lotor and when the team sees the blades Lance immediately walks up to the smallest one (Keith) and hugs him. Everyone is very shocked, especially when Keith hugs back. When they’re questioned about it Lance just puts an arm around Keith’s shoulders and says “Oh yeah, while I was left on my lonesome I just video chatted with Keith! We really bonded over it, right bud?” And he turns to Keith with a big smile which Keith returns and goes “yeah”

Mugman and Cuphead try to be friends with that one perfectionist fork-kid who lives three islands down. 

And/or, I couldn’t help myself after seeing this 

The backgrounds are from the Funfair Fever Run & Gun level in Cuphead