by you guys i mean the internet

FAM!!! Fam I need you guys!!! If you guys like my Anti Strdia crack video and haven’t liked it yet, can you on and a like it please?? I had five dislikes yesterday, meaning someone has told someone about it and got people to dislike it!! It’s actually affecting my channel’s progress and I don’t show up as much in results, I love the video and I don’t want to be forced to take it down.

Someone, who I will not identify because I don’t want the fam to go at them with pitchforks, commented:

‘take this piece of shit off the internet, only 1% of this fandom hates strdia, you are a minority!’ 

I got the comment deleted.

Video Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-3zH3j29mI

Art by the incredible @atomicmangos
Even though we haven’t seen much of Eclipsa, i still love her design. I love the evil smirk she has in this piece, and the shading and coloring is so perfect (;u;) Honestly, I’m so glad i came across your art. I already loved Star Vs the Forces of Evil, but now it means even more to me. I wasn’t used to being social through the internet and i never commented on streams before, but everyone in the mango fam is so loving and accepting, and it’s really helped me open up a little more. Mom, your art is so inspiring to me, even when it’s not svtfoe. Your art always looks so amazing and you are so sweet! The care you put into your work and the way you’re so kind to your fans is not something you see very often, and it’s because of you that i met so many awesome people. I know it’s a little nerdy but i still remember when you laughed at one of the jokes i made on a stream. It meant a lot to me knowing that you see us more than just strangers through a screen. We’re a family. I’ve even improved on my art a bit thanks to the tips you give on streams! You really are a wonderful person, and i can’t wait to see what else you do in the future. I know even when the show is over, we’ll still be the mango fam.

Thank you, mango mom💙

Thank you!

Hey everyone! I just wanted to give a big thank you to all my followers, for reading my work. I means so much to me, in particular to everyone who leaves the sweetest comments.

I’m heading off to India (Rafi needs a vacation!) at the end of the week, where I won’t have much internet except some wifi now and again. I want to keep writing though, so if you have any requests or prompts you want me to write, please send them to me and I’ll definitely do my best to give them a shot!

Love you guys!

You know what I love most about Reinhardt being a fan of D.Va? It means he actually watches her. Like, in between being a wandering hero guy, he’s sitting in his van watching D.Va stream Starcraft. He’s probably the nicest guy in the chat and can’t donate a lot, but always includes a nice donation message when he does. He probably rents her movies on the internet and forces Brigitte to watch these cheesy low budget movies with him. He’s probably the kind of guy who sets up, like, viewing parties of her fights. I mean, that’s such a thing he would do, sit down and watch people fight, yelling and getting all pumped up like he’s watching sports or something. He probably own at least one piece of pink and blue bunny-themed merch. This 7 ½ foot tall 60 year old German war veteran likes to watch 19 year old Korean pro gamer and idol Hana “D.Va” song in his off time.

Like it’s such an amazing thing to me that he canonically is just a fan of her’s. Just ‘cause.

“We owe all our success to Black Tumblr. I have never seen people mobilize on the internet like Black people do.”

The Blackout’s (@theblackoutofficial) co-founders shared what Black Excellence means to them and where they’re seeing examples of it in the world today. Take a second and feel proud, because they’re seeing a lot of it in you guys on Tumblr. If you missed the Answer Time they just finished, you can find it here

plan a: punch it plan b: blow it up plan c: panic

You can get this on Redbubble!

Motivational Mango

Hello, I am Mango, birb of the internet, and I have heard that you have a sad. 

Did you know that I am professional sad fighter? It’s true! Mango will show you the way. When you has a sad, you may feel like doing this: 

As you can see, Mango has been there too. But I can offer you some solutions. 

Sometimes it can help to talk to a friend. It can be hard to reach out, but sometimes expressing how you feel and commiserating makes you feel less alone. Hiding in hair is optional. 

You can talk to friends online if that makes you more comfortable. Computer is also good for viewing birbs. Good for combating a sad.  

If you’re having a rough time, it’s ok to take a break and enjoy a favorite activity. Don’t feel guilty! We can’t be 100% work 100% of the time. You’re allowed to have fun! 

You could get some rest, take a walk, or fix yourself a favorite snack! Sometimes you need to treat yo self. You deserve it because you’re awesome. So remember to be good to you. 

You just take that sad and you give it this look to let it know you mean business: 

You examine this sad and tell it that it has no power here. Give it a real good look with your birb eye and remember that you are worth more than any momentary despair this sad could bring. Here, Mango show you how: 

If all else fails, Mango will get real puffy at the sad for you to ward it off. Sad has no room when Mango is poof. 

But of course the best cure for a sad is looking at pictures of birbs. 

Hang in there, birb! You’re gonna make it. 

A Friendly Memo

*sees another controversial post with several reblogs of responses after*

Hi guys! Just a reminder that the Internet is a very public place, so whatever you post that isn’t set to private (or in some private chat) will be seen by other people.

Consequences may follow. Decide whether or not you’re willing to deal with them before you publish that post.

The public (Internet or otherwise) will never be an inherently safe or peaceful space (u w u🌸)

I’m constantly thinking about the fact that Ngozi got asked “do you follow the check please fandom?” and replied “I follow the Fry Guy fandom, yes.” 

Like, it’s such a perfect response????? when could your creators ever? It’s wry and affectionate and slightly sardonic without being mean at all and just…i can’t even tell you how much i admire the way that she handles her internet popularity and success and the attention it brings

She

Кошка - kóshka - cat. everybody knows that, easy
Киса - kísa - all three mean that you love your cat very…
Кисонька - kíson'ka - …very…
Кисуля - kisúlya - …very much

He

Кот - kot - regular cat
Котик - kótik - cute little cat
Котяра - kotyára - fat lazy cat (but still a nice guy!)

Baby

Котенок - kotyónok - little baby cat
Котята - kotyáta - plural
Котятки- kotyátki - really (really!!) adorable kittens

These sound kinda stupid to me but people use them A LOT
Котэ - kote - internet thing (i mean, google it)
Котейка - koteyka - cutie

When you want to talk to the Russian cat don’t use ‘kitty-kitty’! Say..
Кис-кис-кис - ks-ks-ks

People. Look for crying out loud. Someday I hope you can all step away from fandom BS for a while and just. Stand in the sun. Play with some kids. Take a stroll.

“Someone said go kill myself because I said something about Snape” …..??? I mean, were you handed a gun? Was it a direct command? “Someone was mean on the internet bwaahhh!!” ….Life is calling! I know I might be older than some (most?) of you guys and you all have different real life situations but don’t you all have like, school? Jobs? Kids? Health concerns? Loved ones? Confusing emotions?

Okay I’m bitter and old and jaded but fuuuccckkk, all day it’s Snape this and Cursed Child that and ship wars all day long. Guys. Guys? You all send in confessions. I make graphics based on these words. Graphics get posted. People act like jerks. And, man oh man, do I keep my mouth shut.

But. Holy shit. You kids get to me sometimes. And you wanna know something else? Exactly what I told Tech the other day? No matter how scary the government gets, no matter how shitty my life gets with homelessness (and living with my parents and my teenage autistic sons and insane sister and getting gentrified out of my own ghetto and social services fixing to toss my kids in the system again and having them try and throw me in a psyche unit and having my building condemned…) I can always depend on fandom wank to remind me how petty people can really be over people namecalling on the internet over fictional characters.

Go. Outside. And. Play.

~Taiga

Takes Two to Tango ~ Jughead Jones (Drabble)

Everyone was gathered in the school’s lounge listening to Reggie go on and on about who murdered Jason. You were standing next to your boyfriend Jughead, the two of you leaning against the counter.

   No one else knew you guys were together, not because it was some big secret, but simply because you two couldn’t be bothered to tell anyone, nor were you big on PDA.

   “I mean, let’s think about it.” Continued the ranting idiot, “if a kid at Riverdale killed Jason, it’s not going to be a jock, right? Now, let’s be honest. Isn’t it always some spooky, scrawny, pathetic internet troll, too busy writing his manifestos to get laid? Some smug, moody, serial killer fanboy freak…..like Jughead?”

   This caused you to snicker, which quickly turned into a full blown laugh, until you were clutching your sides and everyone was looking at you as if you were insane. Jughead just smiled down at you, rolling his eyes playfully and trying not to chuckle at how cute you looked.

   When you settled down, Reggie asked, “why the hell are you laughing, freak?”

   “Oh, no reason. I just think that the line ‘too busy writing his manifestos to get laid’ is absolutely hysterical, considering Jughead is probably getting more than you.” You explained, trying to not laugh.

   “How would you know?” He questions.

   “It takes two to tango Reggie, and considering I’m the other person, I think I would know.” You wink at him before turning to look at Jug.

   “You do realize that you just told everyone that we are together via a sex joke, right?” Jughead whispers in your ear.

   “There’s no better way” you giggle, leaning up and kissing him quickly.

Everyone just continued to look at you guys as if you were actually crazy, and maybe you were, but it didn’t bother you.

Dear girls,

I keep seeing you ask these questions about if you have any rights in your relationship, and I have to say it makes me sad.

First and foremost, you are a person. You are not a doormat. You deserve the relationship you desire. You deserve happiness & fulfillment. A guy doesn’t get to be an asshole because he claims to be a dominant.

If you’re asking strangers on the internet if you have permission to voice your hurt, or if you can even ask a question, you have a problem in your relationship. You should not be afraid to say you’re upset, or unclear, or unhappy. A good dominant should want to know. A good dominant wants to hear what you have to say. If you don’t have a voice, it’s not going to end well for you.

I do understand, I like mean men too, and it can be confusing. But liking mean things done to you doesn’t mean some dickhead gets to abuse you. If you feel like you’re not strong enough, then you need to step back and work on yourself until you have the reserves and boundaries in place to believe you have a say.

Being submissive should make you feel strong and empowered, even in your helplessness. It should help you grow in your own power, not destroy it. If it doesn’t, then ask yourself, what’s the fucking point?

Sincerely,

ISingTheBodyElectric

  • 707: How do you guys address your dads?
  • [Jumin Han has entered the chatroom]
  • Yoosung: Dad
  • ZEN: Dad
  • 707: Dad
  • MC: Daddy
  • [Jumin Han has left the chatroom]
Ruin Joji x Reader

Insp: Ruin by Shawn Mendes

Warning: Drunk Voicemail (Ex), Swearing, Alcohol, Angst

Gif: @internet-cancer


One new Voicemail [ Sent at 1:32AM]

Sent by Unknown Number

Heyyyyy, dis is probably a baaaaaad idea huh! It’s JOJIIIIVLOGS

Hahaa, I really shouldn’t be calling you but hey you didn’t pick up again but welp this is my drunk voicemaillll and I am feeling great hehe! It’s really cold here I mean I didn’t choose to be OUT here. Can you keep a secret, I’ I- I’m sat in a gutter because…haha, I got kicked out your baarrr!~ Some stupid stupid guy he, he kept touching me and I…I punched him, him right in the faaaaaace. He told me in his big bad voice like this : siiiirrr you must leave you, hah, you can’t smoke in here and that he was told I can’t see you.

And I, oh _____ you should’ve seen me I was like noooo siiirrrr. So-so he, hehe, he, sorry oh my, he grabbed my ciggie and I was really REALLY  fucking angry so I hit him! Isn’t that just…just GREAT.

Anyways, I…I didn’t know why I rangz you but I mean hey I have no one else anymore. Ian, Max, Chad- they all left! Poof! Out of MY life and man, oh boy oh boy do IIIII LOOOVE LIFE! Why won’t they let me see youuu, I wanna seeeeee youuuuu, no one will let me see you not not Ian or Max not Chad either I… I need to see youuuu. They just poofed out of my life just like you did…because of me.

I think I’m okay I mean this drink makes me feel good so I drink it a lot like…everyday I think. I should’ve told you i shou-I…I miss you, I mean I I’m not trying to get us together I think but I just, I think you should should know I miss you and it hurts a lot and i’m trying sooooo hard and everytime I think I’ve found the one…she’s not! She’s not the one _____! I look at her and she’s not you so she’s not the one- because, that’s you! You you you you youuuuuu….you the one that …that’ s you!

I miss your face a lot and your little giggles and smiles and all the fucking  sunshine you gave me! I miss your face and your eyes the little sparkle because that’s you you’re my little sparkle…well you were you lit me up hehe!

I should’ve told you I was so FUCKING STUPID haha! I- you you were the bestest thing that had ever happened to meee and it’s so silly because you’re not mine anymore and you you don’t wanna be I…I misses that.

I should’ve told you because you were the bestest thing in mah life and you were so perfect and stupid me so fucking stupid stupid- let you go and everyone else saw how dumb I was except for meeee!

Can…can I call you my princess…just one more time please? Please please please! I- oh my princess,  you are so prreccious and golden and I miss youuuuuuu.


Pleasez, answer my calls just once I, I don’t wanna be alone again princess, take careee prinncesssss! Take care.


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