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Mutual colleagues
( darkiplier / virus!cry )
Mutual colleagues

@signaturecurlymess​: Dark, Virus, What are your thoughts about each other? Do you guys work together at all? Or do you guys do your own thing? 

Dark: VirusCry… He’s definitely much more tolerable to deal with than Anti. They both work with similar capabilities, yet there are some clear differences between the two.

Virus: Like, most of what we do! Anti always goes for the fear tactics, the torture, getting his hands dirty. I on the other hand take a less direct approach to things–All I am is a fucking dick–*laughter* the look on that guy’s face! Priceless. Absolutely priceless.

Dark: (smirks) I admire VirusCry’s subtlety. He isn’t as experienced as the green glitchy gremlin, but he knows how to get the job done. Plus, Virus is usually a lot more level-headed, compared to the most of us.

Virus: And then we have Darkiplier. The guy is like a mixture of Anti’s sadism and Google’s efficiency. And the way he toys with the human mind, beyond just scaring the shit out of them is…artistic–That’s the best word that comes to mind.

Dark: And with that, hopefully this suffices to answering your question. Did we cover everything, Virus?

Virus: Yeah, I think that’s it. Right now I’ve got a date with some monitors over at NASA. 

Dark: Good. I won’t keep you from your assignment, then…

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@jamesdijit as the Blackwatch soldier.

Tranquila ¿si? Sé que estás cansada de sentirte así, de que das lo mejor de ti y todo va peor, hey, calma, te quiero, estoy aquí para ti, tal vez no puedo resolver el problema, que ojalá pudiera, pero puedo sostener tu mano y ayudarte a levantarte.
—  Ross.
The Answer Is Clear
Google/Bing
The Answer Is Clear

Anonymous said: I would to see a Bing and Google collab, just them basically arguing. That would be so freaking cool. :)

@miss-amnesiac said: Who’s the superior search engine? Bing or Google? 

Art by: petalsbythebayside


Both: Clearly it’s me!

Google: No, you’re mistaken as usual. It’s clearly me.

Bing: Sorry, but there’s no way an ugly color palette such as yourself could ever beat me

Google: Ugly? No, no; blue and white are very soothing and elegant colors. Unlike that hideous shade of yellow you’re sporting.

Bing: Hideous? HIDEOUS. How dare you insult my colors like that? Unlike you I actually stick to a design. Why don’t you go back to your doodle-ly front page and accept I’m better.

Google: Unlike you, I actually make something of myself by implementing a thing called ‘change’; maybe if you looked into it people would actually care about you. Oh. Wait. I forgot; humans aren’t fond of looking for gold where they see garbage.

Bing: I AM NOT GARBAGE !! I CAN CRASH YOU IN A SINGLE TOUCH !!

Google: Speaking of touch; I can just touch the 'B’ on your chest like so-
-and you shut down, just like that.

Bing: Bing android shutting down. Thank you for using the Bing service.

Google: Finally, some silence.

A proposal? [thnks-fr-th-mngs]
( darkiplier )
A proposal? [thnks-fr-th-mngs]

@thnks-fr-th-mngs: Dark, will you marry me?

“Well, then… Let me think…

Do you truly have your best interests in me? Because I can see through that pretty little head of yours that your attention has been on Corrupted!Ethan, instead. To think that you would ask me such a simple yet fate-changing question so recklessly…

My dear, my answer would have to be…


No.”

anonymous asked:

The Tumblr vs Ireland saga continues: thespectacularspider-girl(.)tumblr(.)com/post/158860909164/thot-juice-questionsfromtia-kotasaya

OMG

dont act like yall irishmen are on the same level of racism as other nonwhite people like me, because as a native hawai’ian i had my fucking KINGDOM stolen by you white devils and have had NO compensation for it. 

… THE IRISH STOLE WHAT NOW XDDDD THEY WERE COLONIZED BY THE BRITISH THEMSELVES AND THEY WERE ENSLAVED THEMSELVES ROTFL SINCE WHEN THE IRISH CONQUERED HAWAII????? also lol the irish had no compensation from the british either rotfl I’m just, but the best was

so go eat a potato and whine about reverse racism or something

GO EAT A POTATO jesus when the potato famine is seen as a genocide by half of the historians around and if not they agreed the british didn’t do anything because they actually wanted most of the people to die and then they complain about racism oh my god it’s so embarrassing I want to cry

pls just

where do I make a petition so that tumblr dot com never ever discusses ireland it’s really better for anyone’s peace of mind

Apparently an Osomatsu-san dub has been confirmed and I’m like… so worried bc it’s very much targeted at a Japanese audience who know of Osomatsu-kun at least? That’s kinda the draw and some of it might not translate well (like the entire episode that took place in period Japan)

But also everyone with siblings I’m sure can relate to like Kerosene and Mahjong and skits like that so who knows ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Certo ci fu qualche tempesta
anni d'amore alla follia.
Mille volte tu dicesti basta
mille volte io me ne andai via.
Ed ogni mobile ricorda
in questa stanza senza culla
i lampi dei vecchi contrasti
non c'era più una cosa giusta
avevi perso il tuo calore
ed io la febbre di conquista.
(…)
So tutto delle tue magie
e tu della mia intimità
sapevo delle tue bugie
tu delle mie tristi viltà.
So che hai avuto degli amanti
bisogna pur passare il tempo
bisogna pur che il corpo esulti
ma c'è voluto del talento
per riuscire ad invecchiare senza diventare adulti.
(…)
Il tempo passa e ci scoraggia
tormenti sulla nostra via
ma dimmi c'è peggior insidia
che amarsi con monotonia.
Adesso piangi molto dopo
io mi dispero con ritardo
non abbiamo più misteri
si lascia meno fare al caso
scendiamo a patti con la terra
però è la stessa dolce guerra.

Je ne sais pas si les infos concernant un éventuel ralliement de MV à EM sont exactes, mais si ces deux imbéciles pouvaient se réconcilier en privé et pas devant la France entière, ça serait une stratégie beaucoup plus payante, à mon avis.

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