by thennn

Moo: I’m sorry Evan I’m grounding you, sorry but it had to be done. No more tv


Vanoss: My TV’s broken


Moo: Okay then no computer


Vanoss: I need my computer for our videos


Moo: *sweating* uh…um..o..okay thennn


*looks over at Del*


Moo: no..Delirious?


Vanoss: NO DELIRIOUS?!


Moo: NO DELIRIOUS!

annoying things Neurotypicals do

me: *gets something*

neurotypicals: why didn’t you offer ME any???? you’re so rude!!

neurotypicals: *gets something*

me: why didn’t you tell me you were getting that?

neurotypicals: oHh My goSH! yoU should have SAID You WanTED sOME tHENnn!!!


neurotypicals: MAKE EYE CONTACT!!!!

neurotypicals: NOT THAT MUCH EYE CONTACT!!!!!!!


me: i headcanon this character as autistic

*neurotypical screeching*


neurotypicals: you should talk more

me: *talks about special interest*

neurotypicals: okay shut up


autistic/autistic coded character: *exists*

neurotypicals: *~sweet innocent baby uwu~*



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Nice save (MET x FemReader) drabble

Originally posted by septicstacheedits

(( gif not mine - w0t ))

(A/n): What

Summary: w h at.

Warnings: fucking language

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“WELL I DON’T FUCKING KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO DO.” Tyler screamed anxiously.

“GET FUCKING RID OF IT-!” Mark responded, just as frantically.

thEM, ACTUALLY–” Ethan butt in, correcting his friend.

All three boys were in the kitchen, already yelling at one another. Mark’s hands were in his dark locks, Ethan’s face was crushed with worry, and Tyler’s sturdy hands were shaking rapidly.

Something in the middle of them moved, causing one male to shriek.

“Can’t they- like, go outside?” Mark pondered, voice wavering with each hit of air “In the backyard, front yard, neighbours yard- I don’t care.”

Tyler seemed to think about that suggestion for a moment and said “I think not.”

This irritated Mark.

“Thennn, what?” he accused.

“More like where,” Ethan laughed roughly and offered a suggestion as a joke “take them back?”

This earned the blue boy a knock over the head with an open palm from Mark.

Tyler’s feet shuffled a little as he peered at the ceiling.

“Okay okay okay… okay..” he breathed out “we have- maybe- fifteen minutes before Kathryn, (Y/n), and Amy get back-”

“-which means-” Mark came to realize.

“-fifteen minutes to rid ourselves of this?!” Ethan croaked, gesturing wildly to the open bag.

The small boy felt as though he was going to faint. The loose triangle that they were standing in seemed to get smaller and bigger all of the sudden.

“We’re gunna’ die…” he whimpered, stumbling back a little, all while clutching his hand to his grey t-shirt collar.

Mark willingly, hesitantly, took the faded tan sack from Tyler’s grip and spun around.

“If we can’t lose them, we might as well hide them.” he declared.

It took the group less than a minute to hustle up the stairs. Mark swung a right and marched right into Ethan’s room.

“what–” Ethan began to refuse.

“THIS, is brilliant.” Mark said, cutting off Ethan. He shoved the bag underneath Ethan’s bed “Beauty.”

“NO, NO-” Ethan got down on his knees and pulled it back out “I thought you loved me, fucker.”

He stood and pushed past Mark. Down the hardwood hallway, he bowled the sack straight into Mark and Amy’s room.

The sack of cobras.

“Suck dick!” Ethan called as he dashed down the stairs to avoid another attack from Mark.

“YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT-” Mark screamed back, jumping some steps to catch up.

Tyler huffed exaggeratedly, and made quick work of retrieving the sack of deadly reptiles once more. He mumbled a chorus of ‘ew’s under his breath as he cautiously made his own way down the flight of stairs.

“Let us not forget our deadly friend, the bag of cobras.” Tyler said openly, peering upward.

“Bag of what?”

Tyler’s eyes were met with the sight of Kathryn, Amy and (Y/n) all standing in the doorway, with Mark and Ethan cowering before them, baring sheepish expressions. The both of them avoided any and all eye contact.

“Bag of what?” (Y/n) repeated, starring Tyler dead in the eye.

“Uh- uh… bag of cocks.

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(A/n): aahahahahahahahahah help

Sick - Daniel Au

- Admin Xion <3 

Originally posted by xiundeer

genre: fluff
member: kING DAMNIEL
word count: 719
requested: yes 
side notes: sorta short like my height hEH



requested by: anon

hiii! could i request for a daniel’s scenario like i was super sick and couldn’t even take care of myself anymore and daniel was super worried and he insisted on taking care of me? sorry for the long request and thankyou!!! Your stories are wonderful!! :>>>


- im currently sick so
- might as well write it out ¡
- for the past few days you’d be feeling a bit drowsy
- in a skype call with your boyfriend daniel, you almost passed out studying
- he was quite concerned but you claimed you were fine as you continued
- and no- daniel isnt on the other side of the country
- in fact, you guys lived near each other
- he’d just call you every night until you fell asleep
- you woke up one morning, feeling like complete utter trash
- everything was humid as your nose was stuffy
- you could barely open your eyes as you sneezed and coughed
- the taste of vomit urged on your mouth as you hurled a bit
- you deeply sighed
- yelling with every bit of strength you have to your mom on how sick you felt
- she came to check up on you and the minute she saw you
- she called the school saying how you were going to be absent
- you stayed in bed all day
- watching korean dramas you don’t really remember anything of as everything either felt too hot or too cold
-  as time passed (slowly) you heard the doorbell ring as your mom answered it happily, sounding happy to see who was on the other side of the door
- you sunk yourself into your bed when suddenly the doOR WAS KICKED OPEN AND ACCIDENTALLY HIT YOUR DESK, CAUSING YOUR DESK TO SHAKE as daniel stood there like
- “i didnt do that,” daniel spoke
- you softly smiled and rolled your eyes as daniel approached you
- you grabbed your nearest pillow and threw it at him
- “get away, im sick,” you spoke in your raspy voice that felt like needles were scratching it
- “nO” daniel whined as he body jumped onto your bed, crushing your body
- [not to mention, a bunch of sniffles were made throughout this whole book]
- “i mUST TaKE CARE OF MY KIttEN IN NEED,” he yells acting like a price as he swarms onto your body and softly chuckles
- “go take care of peter and rooney thennn,” you replied bluntly
- daniel pouted as he gave you a suprise kiss on the lips, leaving you slightly flustered
- “hHH IM SICK,” you slightly yelled as your voice was dying
- “fINE THEN MAYB I WILL GO TAKE CARE OF OUR CHILDREN,” he said like a child as he got off you
- “nO com e ba c k,” you softly said as he smiled and began to giggle, showing his cute ass bunny teeth
- he went to the opposite side of the bed you weren’t on and lifted up the sheets as he crawled under, embracing you with his arms as your head was placed against his chest
- he places his hand on your head softly as he slowly rubs your head because he knows it helps you fall asleep
- “idontwantyoutogetsick,” you mumbled against his chest
- “i dont care if i get sick, i only care if you’re okay,” he speaks softly
- naturally, your hands swirled around his body as your eyes became heavy
- fuck im shaking
- hes too powerful my heart-
- slowly falling asleep in his embrace, you could hear a faint chuckle escaping from his mouth as you fell asleep
- you woke up as daniel was no longer at your side and you were burning hot
- groggily, you looked around and noticed a cup of hot tea beside you
- fully removing the blanket off of you, you took a sip of some tea as you decided to head out your room for some nice ac air
- and yes- heading outside your room helped a lot but it didnt take off the fact that your head was hurting a shit tone
- “idiot, stay in bed,” daniel spoke as he closed the washroom door behind him
- “oh, thats where you were,” you said as your sentence kinda faded halfway
- “take medicine,” he says as he approached you
- you- having to look up cause hES TALLER slightly pouted
- “medicine is too farr,” you whined
- “you’re my medicane,” you cheekily said as you wrapped your arms around his neck as he began laughing softly
- he pecks you softly on your lips as you pouted more
- “i’m gonna get you sick,” you whined once more
- “i doNT CARE,” he said as he pecked you 10381039290 times on the lips

anonymous asked:

My sunshine beautiful Dayana ~Did you watch RG7s4 ? Did you see our lovely 2jae? when JB took Youngjaes phone case and said Youngjae I didn't know you like me that much my heart exploded to 1000 pieces and that piggyback and Youngjae confessing in public and JEALOUS Youngjae HELP I love 2jae so much ~ have a wonderful day my lovely Dayana ~

Hi beautiful anony <3333

yes i did watch it…! ahhhhh! Youngjae did so great at guessing Jaebum’s embarrassing himself charades! [x]

Bbut… Why did this make Jaebum think Youngjae likes him?

I think maybe because the lion is angry and his teeth and jaw are preluded haha the millisecond Youngjae’s phone makes a noise that is set on the table:

Such in deep thought:

Says as is reaching the phone: “I didn’t know you like me so much”

JB in his head: Will Youngjae say he does!?

Youngjae: Ahhh~ Yeubbeoni (whatever that means? why didn’t they translate it??!?!) 

Also!!! 

Ps, Jaebum just smiled more after this.. [link]

Okayyyy thennn… oh and also, when Youngjae was juggling that little blue shiny thingy, and Youngjae only did 2, but the 3rd sound was from hitting the floor but..

Yugyeom: Don’t start hyung…

and that piggyback !!! thingy is so so cute!!! I already saw it before but now it’s more closer! and Jaebum is so so happy [seee the vid! click here!] Jaebum’s smile getting bigger when he feels Youngjae’s leg moving to wrap itself, AND THEN YOUNGJAE’S CUTE SMILE when he is lifted!!! like no jaebummie, that wasn’t Youngjae’s intention but you still did it and i applaud you!

Finally….. [Youngjae finally picking Jaebum as his type if he was a girl [video] Youngjae, did you go too far with that broad shoulder thing?? you didn’t have to say that……. Jaebum was so shy and happy and Youngjae was like, “You happy now hyung that i didn’t pick Mark or Yugyeom this time :)” i can go on more about how Youngjae has low/high key defined Jaebum as his type, but that can be another day when i am not so tired xD

And..: JEALOUS YOUNGJAE!! OF COURSE! Youngjae picked Jaebum a miracle and Jaebum does his boyfriend Youngjae bad like this (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻) after the beautiful picnic date they had! and JAEBUTT picks Mark because he will be quiet??!?! like, Youngjae is kinda quiet too, but you obviously were being a butt and picked on, literally picked on, Markie *glares*

Poor Youngjae looks so sad!!! and like: “Hyung.. I don’t even talk that much either..” [screenshots]

Me:

[x] but yeah, i love sassy Youngjae hahaha

Ok, good night anony <333 or good day! I love you!! 

Masquerade 3.2: Arranged

Will love overcome the fate of being arranged? Or will love arrange its own fate?

SPOILER ALERT!! If you haven’t, please read the main stories of this series: MASQUERADE& Masquerade II & Masquerade III !! As well as the connected story: Silver Spoon. (FYI: This also contains important information leading into Masquerade IV.)


Summary: With your upbringings being significantly different, the time has come where it becomes an obstacle in your relationship. Jungkook’s parents are forcing him to participate in arranged meetings to stabilize his future, and the future of their family’s company. Where will your relationship lie at the end of it all?

Jungkook x Reader (ft. Jimin, Hoseok, Jin, Yoongi and their lovely female leads)
Cop!Kook/ Police!Kook, Host au
Fluff, Rom-Com, Slight smut   

A/N: As said above, I’m setting up the stage for incoming Masquerade IV mwehehe, and I figured it was time for a little reunion of my lovely characters ^_^ Enjoy ~

Originally posted by yourpinkpill

           "Ugh.“ Jungkook grunted as he threw himself on top of you as you lay flat on your stomach on your bed.

           "Well hello to you too.” You hummed as you continued typing away on your laptop. “Rough night at work?”

           Jungkook sighed, “That I can handle.”

           You nudged him off of you so you could talk face-to-face, putting your laptop away. “Parents again?”

           Jungkook frowned, showing you that you had hit the nail on the head.

           "What did they say?“ You whispered.

           Jungkook averted his eyes timidly.

           "Hey.” You grabbed Jungkook’s hand. “You promised to tell me the truth.”

           "But they’re being stupid.“ Jungkook scrunched his face.

           It had been a few months since you and Jungkook became "official”. He hadn’t exactly told his parents about you, but they seemed to be intensely invested in pairing him off with someone of status and wealth. Long gone were their hopes of Jungkook taking over the family business, but now they seemed to have settled on an alternate plan, which included marrying Jungkook off to a rich heiress. He had attempted to mention many times that he had a girlfriend, but quite aware of their son’s very limited ability to interact romantically with females, they just brushed it off as him trying to get out of it.

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Good TAZ moments: whenever Griffin asks the boys to make perception checks and they roll badly and he’s like ‘thennn nothing happens everything’s good and don’t worry about it’ and u can tell he’s grinning and they’re like ‘hE Y WAIT A SEC’

circle-skye  asked:

Bakugou scenario? Bakugous paired up with his s/o in a sparring match and they actually start out full out fighting, but thennn she brings it to an abrupt end when she hugs him from behind and he gets a kiss on the cheek from his crush and he accidentally blows up his face trying to cover his blush? 🔥😂😂😩

You have no idea how much I love this idea. I love writing flustered Kaachan so much. Seeing as you’ve use she/her pronouns I’m assuming that’s what you want your request written as. 

I’m gonna write this in Baku-baes perspective with the female reader. No reason in particular, I just love to swear and writing his POV allows me to do so freely :)

((The reader’s quirk in this is teleportation seeing as it works well with the request))

Explosive Love// Bakugou Katsuki

“Ready, Bakugou?” She called over excitedly, already beginning to get into a fighting stance.

Katsuki rolled his eyes at her, scoffing at the idiotic question. “When am I ever not fucking ready?!” He retaliated, earning a giggle from her which he tried to ignore.

He got into his own stance, quickly assessing his opponent. Yes, that’s what he was doing. Katsuki definitely wasn’t checking out the way that her standard UA gym uniform clung so perfectly to her firm body. He shook his head toclear his thoughts. Now wasn’t the time. He had one purpose in this little sparring match and that was to crush (Y/N)’s toned ass into the ground. 

He charged forwards, wasting no time as he sent a powerful explosion straight for her. With a teleportation quirk, the best plan of action was to incapacitate her quickly so she couldn’t fight. The dust settled from his attack and he felt a grin crawl over his face at the sight of her sprawled on the concrete training floor.

“What?” He asked, his voice full of it’s usual cockiness. “Tired already, huh shithead?”

With a small shift, she lifted her head to gaze up at him. There was no trace of fear or defeat in her eyes. “Not exactly,” she said.

She vanished instantly. Katsuki barely had time to react to the sudden disappearance when suddenly, he felt two arms wrap around him from behind. Her body was practically moulded to his to the point where he couldn’t think rationally. When she placed a kiss on his cheek, that’s when he crumbled. Raising his hand in a frantic effort to retaliate, he ended up sending an explosion directly to the head - his head to be exact.

Katsuki didn’t know what hurt more, his pride or his face.

anonymous asked:

how could ryuji be the best if hes constantly making lewd comments about women

*cracks knuckles* WE GON’ LEARN TODAY SON

To begin, I think there’s inherently a weird flaw in Ryuji’s writing (or perhaps a localization/translation issue) in that the very thing you mention doesn’t make sense for his personality. I’ll admit I love that boy more than anything so I’m a bit quick to defend him, but also if I take myself outside of that for a sec, it genuinely doesn’t line up. I don’t know if Ryuji started out as like, Pervy Bro and they were like “oh we can’t make him a straight up dick” or if he started off an empathetic, loyal character and they were like “oh but we need someone to be the horny teenage boy” (I’m inclined to think the latter). Either way, Ryuji is very protective and responsive to the girls on the team. Let’s take a look at what I think of as True Ryuji (tru-uji if you will hahahaha i hate myself too it’s ok), and just fyi SPOILERS. I haven’t finished the game yet so not full game spoilers but just-before-5th-palace-spoilers.

When Ann walks into the metaverse, his priority is her safety, not some dumb “oh this GIRL is gonna SLOW US DOWN” shit–which, if Ryuji is Typical Bro, would’ve been his reaction. He’s also extremely motivated by the mistreatment of girls, especially Ann, by Kamoshida. Also the physical abuse, of course, but his first insult tends to be calling Kamoshida a pervert and gross and whatnot which leads me to think he has a bigger problem with Kamoshida’s sexual abuse than his physical (WHICH IS SAYING SOMETHING seeing as how Ryuji was a victim of the physical abuse). Ryuji is beyond impressed with Makoto and her persona’s awakening, arguably the most out of the entire team, and in full, active, vocal support of it–not to mention he literally jumps into traffic to stop a car so we can hurry and save Makoto. He is the first to run to Futaba when she falls down AND when Ann is pushing Futaba’s boundaries during the closet scene, Ryuji is very insistent that Ann should not continue. In the end we get the info we’re looking for and Futaba comes out applause all around good job Ann etc etc etc but Ryuji’s sensitivity to Futaba and her feelings was like….so refreshing to me?? Esp as someone with anxiety?? That was so touching idc if i sound like a cheeseball I KNOW IT’S A VIDEO GAME but my boy was so pure. THENNN when Haru is getting harassed, Ryuji is first to arrive (shoutout to track team and long legs) and immediately takes up a defensive position. He demands that her fiance leave her alone because she’s our friend–which, at this point in time, is basically a lie. He also is first to run to her when she falls and immediately agrees to having her rest, offering our attic as the resting place without asking (knowing there’s no problem with it) and even tho he’s been beefin’ with Morgana he puts Haru before that and works with Morgana to get Haru to safety.

And that’s just the phantom thieves girls!!! There’s so many other instances where he’s A GOOD BOY (the old lady at the station *tear*, willingly provoking the Shadows so we can escape even tho it means certain death, unashamed to share vulnerable or traditionally-considered-”weak” emotions) that I could literally go on forever. 

His obsession with girls and making comments about their bodies is like, def not ok, but in The Real World my guess is that it’s because the writers had trouble deciding what kind of person he was gonna be and tried to fit both in and tbh for me I just can’t buy it. I could buy some of it, like checking out Ann or something, but then in Hawaii when he’s talking about how the girls there are “massive” I was like ????? Ryuji would never go THAT far. In a headcanon-y space, I would say that Ryuji’s dad is obviously The Ultimate Piece of Shit and 1) didn’t give Ryuji a good idea of what a man is so 2) Ryuji no longer has a male presence in his life and thus nothing else to go off of, which means 3) in an effort to be Masculine and Become a Man during his coming-of-age age (lol), he’s just copying what he thinks is how he’s supposed to act. I also think that Ryuji’s mom is a sweet, kind lady who wouldn’t hesitate to bitch slap her son if she heard him talk about girls that way and she’s raised him to be respectful so that also contradicts his behavior. It’s not genuinely who he is–he’s so quick to tell guys to back off the girls at the beach even tho he literally just went to do the same thing–it’s just who he thinks he’s supposed to be. And we all know Ryuji struggles with self-esteem and not putting himself down, so like, he doesn’t have the ability to outright reject that notion (yet). He so often wants to be someone other than himself that he adopts this persona (haha didn’t mean to do that) thinking it’s just the way of the world. 

None of the above makes his behavior excusable AT ALL, like more than once I literally said “dude chill out” to my screen ok, but I think in game-verse it can be explained and outside of the game it can also be explained. I contend that he is still pure and good and right and the goddamn sunshine incarnate, but dude’s got flaws and some things he has to work out (and I fully believe Ann threatens and then casually DOES call his mom to tell on him one day [much to his protests and FOR REALs and ARE YOU KIDDING MEs and ANN I’M SO SORRY I PROMISE I WON’T SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT AGAIN JUST DON’T TELL MY MOM] and Ryuji gets a Second Awakening when he gets home that night and never makes a lewd comment again)

((also he’s probably bi and doesn’t know how to face that yet so he’s overcompensating FIGHT ME ON THIS))

*EDIT* @defciggy pointed out the duality doesn’t have to be mutually exclusive which is something I normally try to be cognizant of bc ppl are gray areas but I got a lil carried away lol so I just want to retract a little bit and say the writing isn’t necessarily flawed/mistaken/poor but that the good in him is bigger than the bad
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UhOhBro was dropped by Fullscreen. Greg is quitting his UhOhBro channel (again) and he made a new channel “Onion Son”. I thought the name was really weird for two reasons. One is that in an old video (I think it was about how to be successful on Youtube) Greg said whenever he makes a username he tries to come up with something unique so that it’s easy to find on search engines. He said he would come up with names and not pick one until he googles it and nothing comes up. “Onion Son” does not follow this rule. Lots of things come up when you search it. I thought maybe is was a rushed decision. Also, I love the first image that came up when I googled it lmao!

The second thing is where the fuck did “son” come from? Everyone calls him “Onion boy”. He calls himself “onion boi”. Thennn I read someone’s theory about how this is going to be a channel for Greg’s son.. Interesting!

Edit: A few people have commented that people misread Onision as “onion son” and that’s where the name probably came from. Thanks! I did not realize this. I still stand by its an odd username choice for him and doesn’t follow his usual channel naming rule. To me it seems forced or rushed. Besides Onision and Uhohbro, he also had two short lived channels named Crovati and Vaitavious. (Out of the four I always thought uhohbro was a weird one for him too, but I think he was trying to be similar to pewdiepie with the three short words. Especially since it was originally a gaming channel.)

mydeer-darlinghart  asked:

How do you do your freaking makeup? I've never seen anything like it before!

ummm i put an eggshell color on my eyelids and white in the corner and waterline which i usually go over with a highlight, then i kind of extend my eye shape by drawing a lil tear duct in lipliner (i kno dats probly weird but whatevr). then i use a sort of tangerine red in the inner part of my eyelid and a crimson on the outer part. thennn i do my winged eyeliner and connect it to a deeeep deeeeeeeeep red underneath my waterline. THEN i take the same crimson i used for my outer lid and put it below my eyes. then i blend that into a peach blush which i also put on the tip of my nose!!!

anonymous asked:

Ayy your Blade of Marmora AU has literally helped my depression a little. Ever since I lost interest in other fandoms, all I ever really talk/care about fandom wise is BOM. THENNN I saw your au and I’m like “my life is complete” ,,, thank ,,, you so much for creating this blessed au ,,,, also your artwork is super pretty,,, I would commission you if only $100 wasn’t roughly 400+ in my currency :’> Keep up the great work !!

This is the kind of thing that makes posting art lovely, honestly. I’m so glad it’s helped you and although I never want to take credit for people’s journeys and power when overcoming hard things, I do know the impact having something you like to look at can have in my own bad days <3 Thank you so much for this message and oh my gosh if you have any questions about commissions on budget definitely contact me and we can talk something out and if not that is perfectly ok too! Just having your support here means everything to me! 

*cries because school gets in the way of the one thing I actually care about right now: dan and phil*