DC: You know what would be awesome in Batman Beyond?
Me: Damian Wayne having become a cool retired crimefighter as an adult and Terry being like “?????how???”
Me: Damian trolling the heck out of everyone by pretending he has no clue what’s going on? Taking that Wayne Obfuscating Stupidity to new and untold heights of sheer unbelievable trolling?
Me: Just Damian sitting there, sipping his tea, going “oh that’s my clone, don’t worry about him, I have dozens” like that’s perfectly normal, while Terry tries not to twitch and Bruce is just internally screaming?
Me: Damian letting his clones troll everyone, but dropping the act in a hot minute the second Bruce is Too Extra™???
DC: actually we were thinking more along the lines of making him the new demon’s head and evil and crazy after another fall out with his father but you know
Me: LALALA I CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF MY NEW HEADCANON, AKA DAMIAN AND HIS CLONES HAVING A GOOD LIFE WITH NICE THINGS AND TERRY HAVING THE WORST/BEST NEW UNCLES EVER WHO TROLL EVERYONE WHILE BRUCE SIGHS A LOT AND DICK TRIES TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE BUT THIS IS SOME A+ BATFAM TROLLING GOLD AND JASON IS RIGHT THERE WITH A CAMERA LIKE SURPRISE U GOT CAUGHT.
Our 30th anniversary celebration continues with Ronnie Spector (of the ‘60s girl group The Ronettes), Ben E. King (of The Drifters, and singer of “Stand by Me,”) and Otis Williams, founding member of the Motown group The Temptations.
Imagine the squad meeting Holt and Jake at the airport terminal and Amy’s ahead of the group and tackles Jake in a hug first, ofc but Charles and Rosa and Gina catch up with her and all pile onto the hug, and the Hitchcock and Scully joon too, and then Gina yanks Captain Holt in and he goes “very well, just for a moment -” but that’s right when Terry decides to just grab the whole group in a hug, pinning Holt in between Gina and Rosa and nearly lifting everyone off their feet
I see a lot of bs and blaming the Olitz fandom for SCC not getting another season. I see stupidity and fuckery n there blaming the Olitz fandom. First of the bs abt Olitzers and Terry is just dumb and pathetic. Not going to even go there it is that laughable. The fact that Shonda Rhimes is just a EP and she has nothing to do with the show. Yes she does as EP she hires and fires writers actors set pll she can change the direction of the show if she wants. Now the real true reason the Olitz fandom ain’t fucking with anything Shondaland Shonda Rhimes is because her degrading disrespectful digusting abusive sterotyping writing of Olivia Pope and not just her Naiomi Bennett Bailey And every other poc wm. Olivia Pope has been physically choked by two male characters she has been slut shame by two male characters she has had doors slammed n her face called a botty call her life threathen sold herself n a auction during blk history month. Was written to b a sex crazed manic. Force finger fucked and so much vile nasty grotesque bs that has never been address. That the Olitz fandom ask and wanted a answer to and Shonda Rhimes told us to stop watching. The then to write a abortion out the blue for no good reason but to shock and awe ppl was low. This is why the Olitz fandom has left. Because under Shonda Rhimes Olivia Pope and many other of her blk wm poc wm characters all seem to lose they vioce lose they dignity lose there self confidence lose everything that made them themselves. All done under SR. The olitz fandom has always fought hard for Olivia Pope harder than the person playing
This band on SR isn’t abt Terry r liking white shows as one of u said and that is laughable because anyone knows me knows i i am all abt diversity. Diversity is great but when it comes to diversity it has to b more than n front of the camera. Shonda Rhimes backroom that includes writers directors and others is whiter than some white shows. I support real diversity. I do feel bad for the SSC fandom and cast but stop blaming me and other Olitz fandom for not backing SR creation because we choose not to fall for her fuckery especially when it comes to blk wm. Shonda Rhimes is bad for blk wm and i will continue 2 say that. Why don’t y'all ask Judy Smith abt SR. Stop trying to blame a fandom who main purpose is to want a complicated complex writing of a blk wm character
I had this great idea where a girl(who is not the hero) knows it's a book and has to narrate the hero's adventures. The only thing I could come up with was "'This isn't a goddamn book!' 'Wrong.'" Prompts please?
hecking r u terry pratchett??
am i terry pratchett???
-”Listen, everything is going to be fine.” insists the hero. Xe’s terribly, horribly wrong of course. Wrong with spiders on top. But it’s cute to see xir pretend to be an optimist.
-”Have you considered,” she begins “that maybe your plot armor isn’t as airtight as you want.”
“Main character business?? You know, you can’t die because the story would stop.”
The hero gives her a puzzled look.
-“Oh my god, I’m Deadpool.” she says “But not immortal. Or. Burned.”
“What the fuck are you talking to?”
-”I’m gonna fucking die at some point.” she says “but not before you. Someone needs to narrate in in a deadpan snark turned fucking tragedy.”
“You’re kindof scaring me.” says the hero. what a liar. xe isn’t scared of jack, except for like. Sand.
-“I have a perpetual nat 20 on perception.”
-”If we ever get a movie adaption-”
“Who are you talking to?”
“I’m petitioning to be played by Morgan Freeman.”
“You’re a teen[?] girl?”
-”Shit, [girl], don’t worry. I’ll fix it.”
What a hecking fool. There was no saving her- she needed to be xir angst catalyst. Motivation to save the day She tried to tell xir this, but only choked up blood.
-”Everythings going to be fine.” she lied. Being the narrator sucks. They aren’t even at the first climax yet.
-”Sometimes the main characters die!” she shouts, leaping on the back of antagonist, “But not today!” Fuck fate. She’s a hands-on kind of narrator.