by tai

i just got back my report card -

its a fricking 10 GPA ie basically a perfect grade. Since I was kinda curious to find out my percentage (our school doesn’t show that so) I calculated it myself and its a 97.11% as per my calculations (I just did 505/520 * 100%).

The thing is, I was considered a ‘new child’ since I joined this school just this year and new children are supposed to be dumb. but hah what I say is, prove them wrong bitch you’re capable of everything. :’)

anonymous asked:

tay, i'm in a bad mood. (I HAVENT COME TO HATE I PROMISE I COULD NEVER DO THAT TO YOU, YOU SWEET ANGEL) but i was wondering if you have any song suggestions for me? tank u bb, ily

normally i feel i would, but im also in a rly bad mood today lmao

chirrut + baze as yr chinese dads

chirrut:

  • wakes you up at 6am every day to train before school
  • pulls your ear when you’re being a shit. does the one finger shake in your face while he lectures you
  • knows every other dad at the dim sum restaurant, somehow, every time
    • remembers all their names and all their kids’ names and what they’re studying in school
  • your friends love him
  • tells your friends lots of embarrassing shit about you
  • never coddles you until you’re sick, then won’t leave you the hell alone
    • you swear he brews your herbal medicine more bitter + disgusting than it needs to be on purpose
  • will never give you allowance and indignantly asks what you even need money for every time you talk about it
  • bad presents. it’s always fucking socks or a screwdriver or something
  • stands and watches you doing homework
    • ETA: you can try to text on the dl. but he knows. he smacks the phone out of your hands.
  • interrogates all the partners you ever bring over (but waits until you’re out of the room to do it)
  • bad cop

baze:

  • good cop 
  • constantly talking shit in mandarin around non-mandarin speakers
  • secretly spoils ya when chirrut isn’t around
  • your friends are terrified of him
  • gets you + your friends to stand on his back when he does pushups
  • buys cheap stuff in bulk. ‘you don’t know when it’ll be on sale again’
  • interrogates all the partners you ever bring over (but you can tell exactly what he thinks of them because he’s staring you dead in the eyes while he does it) 
  • doesn’t care how well you’re doing in school except that you’re doing better than that next door kid whose parents he hates
  • incense burning all the time in the kitchen and bathroom
  • dumpling making machine. hand-minces the meat with a bigass cleaver
  • always trying new recipes from the cooking channel
  • PDA all the time. both you and chirrut are lowkey embarrassed but you’re used to it by now
  • ask him anytime for a piggyback ride and he’ll give it to ya