by speak i mean as in

SEVENTEEN Radio China Line
  • The8: *speaking Mandarin in a very "standard" radio-like tone* Time flies, in a blink of an eye, it's already been two years. In these two years, we've especially gone through a lot of things; hopefully you will continue to walk this road together, and grow with us. Lastly, I hope you will sleep soundly tonight. Good night.
  • Jun: *imitating his tone in Mandarin* All right, why are you making your voice like this?

I’m not gonna reblog any W*TTM spoilers for now, at least until we get more high quality material, but 

HOLY FUCK THAT WAS AWESOME

YURIO IS SO EXTRA I LOVE IT

They took away the win from Moonlight tho by now making it about how the Blah Bland folk reacted and doing a whole investigation about how the mix up even happened. Mahershala said he couldn’t feel joy in knowing that he was somehow taking something away from someone else. How fucked up is that? They rightfully won but end up feeling like they were given something they didn’t deserve. It’s bullshit.

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tfw both of you spent so much time offscreenville that no one even remembers to reference a major event like finding out a vigilante’s secret identity

I love how atm Doomfist is basically a fuckin cryptid like there are mentioned sightings but zero photos. Even the poster of him is all shadowy and mysterious (assuming the last one is current doomfist)

If they do make him playable I hope all his teasers are like shitty blurry photos with circles and completely insane life accounts from people who’ve seen him.

“Yeah bro I saw Doomfist yesterday the guy leveled my favorite restaurant and stole all the fuckin chips.”

i want to make a list of movies/books/etc where a major plot point is “mom helps daughter kill a man who hurt her, or at the very least helps her hide the body” but in general that is never what the actual plot is about, so it’s huge spoilers, which is ACTUALLY KINDA WEIRD now that i am thinking about it. with dad movies it’s the whole plot of the things, SOMEONE HURT HIS DAUGHTER AND NOW THEY’RE GONNA PAY

but i read a book once that was entirely about a girl going back to her hometown after twenty years and trying to reconcile with her mother after The Incident. then they finally reveal 80% of the way through the book that The Incident was that protag thought she’d killed her date rapist and had been scared to come back because she’d somehow made it twenty years without consequences, but actually she’d only seriously injured her date rapist. protag’s mom had found the guy while looking for her wayward daughter, realized what happened, and ran him over with her truck and buried the body under her garden. she never said anything because of Mom Code.

there was no indication at any point prior to this that this was a book about a murder. it was a heartwarming coming-of-age story about a woman entering her middle years learning to better understand her mother. that just happened to include covering up a murder. protag thought her mom was just an obsessive gardener.

  • every chief before moana: let me use a nice flat rock so the next chief has an easy time stacking theirs
  • moana: imma use a pointy uneven shell lol suck it next chief

he’s gonna start reciting a poem any minute.


as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

Can we talk about how Jungkook is trying to speak english as most as he can these days????
AND HOW ADORABLE THAT IS????

“sorry i’m thinking about cats again”

(based on something that happened between a friend and myself, except that i was watching dog videos)

(also im sry i changed my url haha sweats)