Spawned by a conversation with dezzie-chan and requested by major-jamie-hill. Sorry it isn’t smutty, I honestly tried, but James Madison is too pure, too innocent. (And I am too asexual, too gay.)
Instead, have asexual (and maybe aromantic??) James Madison having a gossipy sleepover with a randy Alexander Hamilton while trying to write the Federalist #18. Rated PG-13 for sexual discussions.