by remy

(( WHOA this has been sitting in my drafts for a few months yikesyikesyikes. I wanted to see how much of an animatic I could do in like an hour? I was originally going to wait to publish this until Remi had mentioned that clowntown zangoose, but yeah, it’s her jerky ex-boyfriend.

I’ve got a weird relationship with Heathers: The Musical because some of the songs are good, some are REALLY bad, and also I viscerally hate the original “Heathers” movie. ))

exojtm replied to your post “Écoutez les enfants: votez Macron. J'en ai rien à foutre que Macron…”

Bjr. Le programme du FN n'est pas axé sur le fachisme. A+

Bonjour. J’aimerais rappeler que le FN a été fondé par des nostalgiques du régime de Vichy, que Le Pen senior étalait ses blagues antisémites et ses opinions révisionnistes au grand jour et que Marine Le Pen veut promouvoir le roman national (donc une histoire unique, inattaquable et qui donc ne peut pas être remis en question), encourage l’islamophobie, la xénophobie et a déclaré la France non-responsable de la rafle du Vel d’Hiv. Aussi le FN est un parti d’extrême-droite dont certains hauts-placés et proche de Marine Le Pen sont des néo-nazis. A+

PS: C’est marrant, moi j’ai plutôt tendance à écrire fascisme à “l’italienne”! Je sais pas si c’est l’orthographe juste en français?

( @onestenrepublique @doucefrancecherpaysdemonenfance vous voulez ajouter quelque chose?)

Being plus size and married to Gambit would include...
  • Him buying you the right sized dresses as surprises. (And they look beautiful, not plain or, well, like tents.)
  • He says you’re snuggly.
  • “You look like a hot Renaissance painting.” 
  • “You fill that out quite nicely, Cherie.”
  • You got a craving? Remy will drive across town for it. 
  • He doesn’t think you eat too much.
  • And the person that says you do finds their car blown up in tiny pieces.
  • Remy absolutely adores you in cute lingerie.
  • You have to scold him for saying women on TV look too thin and have no curves compared to you, reminding him everyone is different and no body type is better than the other. 
  • Doesn’t mind you sitting on his lap, even in bed.
  • If people say you’re “too big” for him, he reminds you how much he loves you and that their opinions don’t matter.
  • Getting ice cream at 3 AM when you’re both awake doing nothing.
  • “Those jeans make your butt look like an oil painting.”
  • Constantly staring at you, touching you, kissing you, ect.
  • You have to actually remind him that some touching is inappropriate in public. (IE hand on butt.) He just loves your shape that much!
  • He enjoys cooking all your favorite foods for you.
  • He also exercises with you.
  • His favorite is going on quiet walks.
  • He will not tolerate anyone body shaming you in the street. “You want to say that again, hommes?” 
  • You feel bad for any man body shaming you. If it’s a woman, Remy just throws it back in their face. “That’s right, she IS more woman than you’ll ever be!”
  • He likes laying his head on your  stomach while you play with his hair.
  • Honestly, Remy is just too amused watching your belly and other jiggly parts jiggle and ripple. “Raspberries!-Pbtppppppssss!!”
  • It’s no secret that your shape turns him on. A lot.
  • “You know you have the most beautiful eyes?”
  • Lots of Cajun cooking, of course.

** I’m plus sized, oval or inverted triangle shape I guess. I’m not extra big, but I’m definitely not thin. So I know what I’m talking about when I say dresses can look like tents. Also, I was going to do dating, but married is more fun. And sorry-ish for the food focus, but I’m a fat girl that loves food and a lot of bigger girls do too. But I also know that weight gain can also come from medical disorders. 

Edit: I’m SO GLAD this imagine is liked! I’m afraid that with such a sensitive issue as weight, I might offend someone by inferring Gambit likes your belly fat or whatever. I was trying to keep it all inclusive. Plus size doesn’t always mean fat, it can mean big hips or big breasts on a small frame (my problem!). I was also thinking of girls that are at or over 300 lbs. (YES, Remy could like somone like that in theory. He’s not real, so it doesn’t matter. He might find them really charming. Also, in comics, he’s proven himself to be open minded.) So, again, thanks for the likes/rb’s.

lostsoulsalyssa  asked:

I heard that you tried flirting with Professor Dumbledore. What happened there?

He said something about “bravery in all forms,” which is great, because he was too busy chuckling to notice Jamie sneak in to grab the robe. 

Remi: This is Dumbledore we’re talking about, he let you steal that robe. He and McGonagall had a wager- 

Shhhhh Moony, Pads is bragging now. 

Totally stole it, 

We are geniuses. 

so nicki finally responded

and as much as her barbz are literally trying to grab at excuses to give(and dont get me wrong i loooooove Onika) she still took an L and here’s why

1. remy went into the battle alone, beat nicki up and then left only for nicki  come back later with her big brothers to beat her up.

2.for those of y’all saying that she won cause her songs are gonna be played on the radio and she’ll be earning from them. yes she won the forbes list position(if thats what she was trying to do) but still lost the battle. she can be the richest female rapper, but she’s cant say she’s the QUEEN of rap no more

3. the song meant for meek was the one i actually liked.but the rest was trash. because remy had an advantage in her track, she told us stuff about nicki that we didnt know.

4.as a fan of nicki, i call the track trash because I KNOW SHE CAN DO BETTER!! she has solo songs and verses that come harder than any of these songs(lookin ass nigga, monster verse, itty bitty piggy, e.t.c) heck even roman’s revenge can be considered a better diss track…….and its not even a diss track