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  • Nicky: Would you shoot your boyfriend in the leg for ten million dollars?
  • Neil: Andrew, you can shoot me and then when my leg heals we can buy another car and new Exy racquets
  • Andrew: If I shoot you twice, one in each leg, then we’ll have twenty million dollars.
  • Neil: Good thinking. Fuck the system.
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The Foxes As Texts I've Sent

Neil: just ate breakfast and we’re about to do a 10km flat track walk at 8am wbu

Andrew: bring me back a coffee and choccy croissant u fuck 

Kevin: join me on facebook as i livestream myself jumping off a fucking cliff

Matt: text me back ive been waiting since october 

Aaron: if i hear my cousin play bop it one more time i will rip out my own throat

Dan: the kids on this bus are playing nine in the afternoon v quietly and i want to punch someone just fucking blast that shit 

Allison: when a bitch wants to glow let her glow fuck you snapchat don’t make the eyes bigger make that highlight pop 

Renee: i’m convinced god wants me dead but it will take a lot more than that to kill me tough guy

Nicky: ich hate meinself i don’t know the translation sorry

  • Matt: [sleep-over voice] are you awake
  • Dan: [sleep-over reply voice] yeah
  • Renee: [regrettable sleep-over invitee voice] you guys SHH
  • Kevin: [confused sleep-over voice] what is the meaning of life
  • Aaron: [annoyed sleep-over voice] dude shut up
  • Allison: [sleep-over host voice] you guys be quiet my mom's gonna hear us
  • Nicky: [unknown voice] you kids wanna buy some drugs