So I just paid my $985 rent and have basically no money for my hormones. I have the option to either A.) Ask my Mom for money for my hormones and have her yell at me and 99.9% say no or B.) Suffer a month of dysphoria, mental breakdowns,and loss of appetite. Wow …just incredible.
tfc characters as things my roommate has done/said
listen - i'm trying to be encouraging and kick ass here but halfway through my speech i realized that i also have important and kick ass things to do so i have to leave but i love you and support you
-comes into my room with four things of doughnuts and places them on the desk and kisses me on the top of my head- when you want to cry just eat a doughnut and come get a hug from me
i bought four loofahs so i can use four different types of body wash with them
sometimes i lay in my bed and think 'i'm soft but deadly' y'know?
no YOU LISTEN - stop it LISTEN - cmon i'm trying to talk. i can talk? ok what i was trying to say is you annoy me
-literally comes busting through the door unannounced- I JUST ATE THREE HOT POCKETS IN A ROW AND I'M FAILING TWO CLASSES BUT GUESS WHO'S SMASHING TONIGHT??
by the way i'm putting an alarm system on my door so when you try to come in without knocking you get kicked in the nuts -says this right after coming into my room... without knocking-
-purposefully leaves the shower curtain open even after being reminded several times to keep it closed and also uses up all of the body wash in spite-
honestly, i'm kinda hurting really bad. where? oh, everywhere but i'm ok i think, i just can't really move that much so do you think you can drag me to my bed