by me:)

I had a fight with my mom over a female teacher who was sued for going to boys’ showers to “check their hygiene” and my mom was saying it was okay, because the teacher is a mother and I was like??????????

If it was the other way around everybody would lose their shit and no one would give two fucks if the guy was a father or not, but because she’s a woman and a mother it’s okay???

Well, okay then

some peronaxrobin modrenau headcanons that NO ONE ASKED FOR

-Robin owns a a book store, Perona runs the little cafe next door
-They know eachother before Zoro introduces them, but didnt know they both knew zoro. He tends to go into one store when he’s actually looking for the other and everyone just assumes he went the wrong way. It actually never occured to him that they were next door to eachother
-eventually they knock down the wall to combine the shops, and its very nice not to have to leave the store to get tea or to flirt with the cute barista
-they buy a huge beautiful victorian home for an insanely cheap price because the last 5 owners have all been murdered there. They considered this a feature, not a deterrent (robin says she hopes the ghosts of the former owners dont try to dismember them in their sleep. Perona kinda hopes they try)
-ALL OF THE GHOST TOURS, and vacations to big archaeological sites and haunted castles and the worlds spookiest places. Someone was murdered in that hotel room? lets us stay in there, we will pay double.
-The house is covered in flowers everywhere
-They own a yellow canary named Hana and a sphinx cat named Horo. He’s missing an eye and perona says he reminds her of Zoro
-100% get married on halloween 

SPOOKY GIRLFRIENDS

anonymous asked:

ahhh imagine harry and the missus revealing a baby bump at the brits later x

You’ve actually killed me. This has been on my mind for the whole morning; I’m not even joking with you, my lovely. 

Throughout the whole day of getting ready and pampering one another and choosing their outfits, he’d be taking photos of her to keep on his phone and to possibly share online later that evening when they’re tucked up and cuddling in bed together and discussing how well the day had gone. They’d both do face-masks to make themselves look presentable, they’d do each other’s nails and do each other’s hair and they’d definitely FaceTime with their families so that they could wish Harry luck.

And when they’re both dressed, Harry can’t help but compliment how beautiful she looks and her little baby bump looks so adorable between her hips and he’d run his hands over the curve and kneel down and whisper sweet things to your baby;

“hey, little one. mummy and daddy are going to a big event tonight and we’re gon’a show you off to everyone after a while of keepin’ you to ourselves. we shouldn’t be so selfish and keep you hidden away. mummy’s made herself look very beautiful, too. you should see her.”

“stop it, Harry.”

“what? m’not doin’ anything, Gorgeous. jus’ tellin’ our baby how beautiful their mummy looks.”

When they’re in the car and about to arrive at the red carpet to show their faces, he makes sure you packed tablets and a bottle of water in your handbag to soothe your heartburn when it peaks and he’s always asking you if you’re comfortable or feeling any pains or feeling a bit uneasy and sick. But, she’s promising him that she feels perfectly fine and that she’s really excited to be there to support him and be his date to the event; adding in that she’s a little nervous about showing off her bump but regardless of that, she can’t wait for the secret to be out in the open.

Walking the red carpet would be a nerve-wracking moment for the both of them because they don’t know what’s about to happen around them; they’ll be the big talk of the evening, they’ll have eyes on them the entire time, people asking and trying to find out the sneakiest of details about the pregnancy, they’ll be interviewed a whole lot about everything that happened whilst Harry went quiet and they’ll be sharing their excitement towards a new Styles coming into the world in a matter of months.

“feelin’ alright? shall we head inside?”

“i’ll head inside. you stay out here and do some more press stuff. they’re all eager to talk to you.”

“f’they wan’a talk to me, then, they can set up an interview. you’re a little more important to me right now.”

“are you sure?”

“of course, Gorgeous. i want you to be comfortable tonight. everyone is headin’ inside now, so, let’s go find our seats. get some colder water for you to drink.”

They spend the entire time sat with Ed Sheeran and the One Direction boys, laughing and joking around and cheering when people won the awards. And after the entire show has finished, and the missus struggles to walk out of the venue and back to the car to go home, Harry saves the day by kicking off his black boots and sliding them on her swollen feet - which sparks up a lot of interest by those who were standing around and trying to catch a glimpse of the celebrities leaving. 

“a’right now? feet feelin’ better?”

“i would’a been fine with my heels, Harry.”

“nonsense, Gorgeous. i don’t want you in any pain. do you feel okay now?”

“they feel fine. swamp me a little but they’re fine.”

“promise i’ll give yeh a foot rub when we get home, yeah? run a nice bath for you and pamper you down.”

“that sounds lovely, Peaches.” xx