by me: teen wolf

“Drabble prompts! Send one of these and a ship :)

  1. “Oh go sit on a a cactus.”
  2. “The president needs me to do what?”
  3. “Do you even own a shirt?!”
  4. “Was I suppose to be impressed?”
  5. “How am I suppose to be calm at a time like this?”
  6. “Everything is awful and nothing matters.”
  7. “I forgot how much I hate you.”
  8. “Everyone knows the 90s were the epitome of high fashion.” 
  9. “Is that a dragon?”
  10. “Why is the bathtub full of gold fish?”
  11. “You call that a pizza?”
  12. “Stop complaining at least you only broke one leg?” “YOU BROKE MY LEG!” “I said I was sorry.”
  13. “Did you run a background check on me?”
  14. “How was I supposed to know there was someone in the trunk? I was just stealing the car not trying to kidnap you!”
  15. “Are you saying you don’t accept my rose?”
  16. “What do you mean you don’t know who Batman is?”
  17. “Are you trying to psychoanalyze me?” “Well I did take a psych class in college.”
  18. “Just go to sleep.”
  19. “You can’t sing and dance your way our of every problem, this isn’t a musical.”
  20. “If you frown any harder your face will stay like that.”
  21. “You’ve always been trouble.”
  22. “I heard you singing Taylor Swift in the shower this morning, are you okay?”
  23. “I’d tell you to go to hell, but I never want to see you again.”
  24. “I can’t understand a word you’re saying.”
  25. “What are you, a vampire or something?”
  26. “According to US Weekly we’re married.”
  27. “Don’t leave me alone with him, he’s got a murder-y face.”
  28. “You said you were good at baseball!”
  29. “Did you steal someone’s cat?”
  30. “I need a favor.”
  31. “Stop being such a baby.”
  32. “Who said I hate you?”
  33. “You’re not a 1920s mobster, stop acting like you are.”
  34. “Regina George would be impressed with you.”
  35. “Are you crying because we ran out of pizza?”
  36. “Wow she’s way better than you, does that make you feel bad?”
  37. “I bet you ten dollars you won’t kiss me.”
  38. “If you don’t hurry up all the good fruit will be gone.”
  39. “Since when do you have a stand at the farmers market?”
  40. “Did you actually carve that?”
  41. “I can’t get up there are three dogs on my lap.”
  42. “My dad mailed me all my old yearbooks, I never noticed that you were in ever picture with me.”
  43. “Stop playing games.”
  44. “It’s 2 AM, why are you here?”
  45. “… Where are your pants?”
  46. “Please don’t give me a ticket, my dad will kill me!”
  47. “How’d you get here so fast? Can you teleport?”
  48. “Is that my shirt?”
  49. “Are you an undercover cop or something?”
  50. “I’m not a pirate I’m a privateer.”
  51.  “Well my mom thinks I’m special.” 
  52. “I… I think I love you.”
  53. “Make that bird stop chirping, I’m trying to sleep.”
  54. “Stop running away!” “Then stop trying to protect me!”
  55. “Are you… are you growling at me?”
  56. “Look I was suppose to take my sister to the Ed Sheeran concert but she ditched me, want to go with me instead?”
  57. "You look really familiar, do I know you?” “I think we matched on Tinder a few months back.”
  58. “You brood more than Bruce Wayne.”
  59. “We’re closed.”
  60. “Shit! I forgot your birthday didn’t I?”
  61. “Just go with it.”
  62. “I need a favor, and not the sexual kind.”
  63. “Wow amazing, it’s like you’re trying to be an asshat.”
  64. “Your pickup lines weren’t cute in high school, they definitely aren’t cute now.”
  65. “Why did someone just tell me that they ship us?”
  66. “How many seasons did you watch today?”
  67. “If you make one more stupid pun, I will actually stab you.”
  68. “Never do stupid shit alone, always do it with a friend.”
  69. “Stop laughing every time the announcer says 69.”
  70. “You look good in green.”
  71. “You can’t come here and only eat the free samples.”
  72. “I’ve never lost in a bake off.”
  73. “I wrote you a song.”
  74. “It’s been 10 years how do you still look so good?”
  75. “Don’t you dare bite me, I’m mad at you!”
I SWEAR BITCHES, LEARN TO TAG CORRECTLY OR YOU’RE GETTING YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU!

Stop tagging shit where it doesn’t belong!!! Stop trying to tear down a character/ship someone else might be loving and then posting it in the PRO tag. And that goes for those who ship certain ships/or love certain characters and when they want to post something anti they tag it in the pro tag of their own ship/or character they prefer over the other character. WHY? WHY?!

Seriously, even if what you’re posting doesn’t necessarily drag the couple you don’t like I STILL DON’T WANT TO SEE STUFF I WASN’T SEARCHING FOR! I don’t care if you think your ship is more popular or better I DON’T GIVE A FUCK AND I DON’T WANT TO SEE IT! 

This isn’t limited to one fandom or one ship, I’ve seen this happen to so many fandoms I’m not even in. 

WHEN I WANNA SEE MY SHIP I GO TO THE TAG MADE FOR THEM. OR WHEN I WANT TO POST/SEE SOMETHING ANTI I GO TO THE ANTI TAG! 

THAT’S WHY TAGS EXIST! 

Seriously people who invade tags remind me of those great ass hats that come to your house at 8 in the morning to tell you about Jesus Christ. No bitch! If I wanted to talk about Jesus I’d go to church. Like, were you born stupid? Or were dropped on your head as a baby? If it’s anti, tag it ANTI, if it’s pro tag it PRO! IS THAT SO HARD TO GRASP?!?! RESPECT TAGS, DON’T POST SHIT WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG. 

Also new rule: Can we agree that we are all allowed to occupy the same space in a show’s main tag while trying to be respectful? Let’s say I ship a certain ship or like a certain character, if I want to post something positive about said ship/character, I can tag in the shared tag (meaning the name of the show) BUT if I want to post something negative I will tag it with name of the show + the word anti at the front, so everyone can have a positive experience? CAN WE TRY TO DO THAT PLEASE!?!

Sincerely, my slowly vanishing patience. 

P.S. For those who don’t respect tags:

prompt: trc/teen wolf crossover - stiles and derek at one of kavinsky’s substance parties, having the time of their lives under the glow of the neon lights. suggested by @yourlovelyalpha

(aka a perfect excuse for me to attempt blacklight coloring, it was fun, 10/10 would/will do again)

  • me: i'll just watch the 1st episode and if i like it i can watch it over the break
  • *2 days later*
  • me: *has finished all the seasons, watched all the fan edits, read all the fanfics, made a fanpage, filled up camera roll with screen shots, constantly ranting about the show, knows every character's mother's maiden name*