by jazzi

The Hogwarts Houses According to What I've Seen from Myself and My Friends

Slytherin:
- epic bitch face
- they don’t cry often (try ever)
- great at lying but it’s (usually) for the right reasons
- feels everything or nothing
- everything exists in a moral grey area to them
- will do anything to accomplish their goals (even if that goal is simply to make someone smile or win an argument)
- SALTY AF
- corruption is their main prerogative
- best alcohol tolerance
- has literally never once been lonely
- will fight anyone who looks at gryffindor wrong

Gryffindor:
- very ticklish
- they take impulsivity to new levels
- happy when other people are happy
- have been known to cry when thinking about dogs
- just slightly more competitive than slytherin
- lightweight
- will do absolutely anything on a dare
- best people to talk to at 3am
- always (literally always) looking flawless
- 100% likely to be as bitter as the coffee they drink
- LOUD
- protective

Ravenclaw:
- no. 1 go to if you want a new book to read
- they have mastered the ‘disapproving eyebrow’ game
- mom friend™
- voice of reason
- very supportive
- nothing scares them like being considered stupid
- makes plans
- will make your phone calls for you
- highly irritated by Slytherin and Hufflepuff arguing for the 17th time that day
- smart enough to procrastinate
- would definitely read you a bedtime story if you asked
- likes to make an effort

Hufflepuff:
- puff puff love that wacky baccy
- they love cuddles
- value their alone time almost much as they hate being alone
- always have food to share (sometimes unwillingly)
- adamant that slytherin is wrong
- they are pure and smol
- blushes a lot
- did I mention PURE
- everyone else wants to protect them
- great laugh
- loves sweets
- gets drunk from just the smell of alcohol

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Sebastian Stan and the Tshirt™ for the Beauty Book (2011) (x)

Me and Musical Hamilton could chill and drink tea but I’d deck the hell out of Historical Hamilton.

  • <p> <b>Eliza:</b> Alexander, there's a letter from John Laurens' father for you<p/><b>Alexander:</b> what does it say?<p/><b>Eliza:</b> *opens letter* all it says is 'I love my dead gay son.'<p/><b>Alexander:</b> well fuck me gently with a chainsaw<p/></p>

[FREAKIN BORING]

Apparently, the rule of “if I fits, I sits” also applied to suitcases.

This was a problem that Kent discovered when he came back from the bathroom. Kit had decided the best place to sit in the entire house was on top of his folded clothes.

Laughing softly, Kent snapped a picture and posted it onto Instagram before he gently removed her from his suitcase so he could finish packing. She protested and tried to climb back in again as soon as he’d set her aside.

“You can’t come,” he told her, but she ignored him and hopped back in.

After the fourth time, Kent gave up and stretched out onto his bed. It only took a few minutes before Kit finally abandoned the suitcase and settled on Kent’s chest instead.

Mrow?

“Yeah, I love you, too.”

What I searched for: Alexander Hamilton

What I got: The human embodiment of Stress