The Signs According to Books
1-3 of the Zodiac series
Aries: JUST. SO. AGGRESSIVE.
Taurus: Is probably always right. The cool big sister of the zodiac.
Gemini: 10/10 would invite to a party.
Cancer: Can’t catch a break. Ever. As in, the universe will probably implode before they catch a break.
Leo: Cares too damn much. Biggest strength, bigger weakness. Impossible not to like; if they stabbed you, you’d apologize for getting blood on their knife-level likeable.
Virgo: idk, man? Romina Russell was trying so hard not to self-insert, it’s almost painful. Probably 👍🏽
Libra: A f*cking delight. Coolest people you will ever meet. Also kind, smart af, adventurous, kinda slutty (and soooo good at it 😉). Hands down the best.
Scorpio: Looks like it’s evil. Walks like it’s evil. Quacks like it’s evil. Shockingly un-evil. Low key badass who you probably want on your side when the going gets rough.
Sagittarius: Pretty and popular, but has no filter. You will never have to question how they feel about you.
Capricorn: The Gandalf of the zodiac. The Dumbledore books 1-6 of the zodiac. Listen for they are wise. Human personification of cuddling up next to a fireplace with a blanket and cocoa on a cold winter’s night.
Aquarius: The root of all evil. Everything that has ever or will ever be seductive. A dream you could get lost in. Knows you better than you know yourself.
Pisces: Kind. Selfless. Good. Cinnamon roll. Literally too pure for this world–it will probably get them killed.