by dax


Taz: Hey, there you are. Jefferson finally asleep?

Charity: Yep, finally. Three bedtime stories later.

Taz: You’re a natural at this. And Jefferson really liked you! He doesn’t like anyone new, usually.

Charity: He’s a real sweetheart. Him and Ellie both.

Taz: It’s too bad Dax was feeling under the weather. He loves meeting new people. You’ll just have to meet him next time.

Charity: Okay, it’s a date.

The Signs According to Books 1-3 of the Zodiac series


Taurus: Is probably always right. The cool big sister of the zodiac. 

Gemini: 10/10 would invite to a party.

Cancer: Can’t catch a break. Ever. As in, the universe will probably implode before they catch a break. 

Leo: Cares too damn much. Biggest strength, bigger weakness. Impossible not to like; if they stabbed you, you’d apologize for getting blood on their knife-level likeable. 

Virgo: idk, man? Romina Russell was trying so hard not to self-insert, it’s almost painful. Probably 👍🏽 

Libra: A f*cking delight. Coolest people you will ever meet. Also kind, smart af, adventurous, kinda slutty (and soooo good at it 😉). Hands down the best.

Scorpio: Looks like it’s evil. Walks like it’s evil. Quacks like it’s evil. Shockingly un-evil. Low key badass who you probably want on your side when the going gets rough. 

Sagittarius: Pretty and popular, but has no filter. You will never have to question how they feel about you. 

Capricorn: The Gandalf of the zodiac. The Dumbledore books 1-6 of the zodiac. Listen for they are wise. Human personification of cuddling up next to a fireplace with a blanket and cocoa on a cold winter’s night. 

Aquarius: The root of all evil. Everything that has ever or will ever be seductive. A dream you could get lost in. Knows you better than you know yourself. 

Pisces: Kind. Selfless. Good. Cinnamon roll. Literally too pure for this world–it will probably get them killed. 

Ophiuchus: Oh, you poor thing


Here is a subtitled version of the audio drama released with the Diamond is Unbreakable Blu Rays! It is titled A Ghost Story from Budogaoka High. Translation and subtitling done by Daxing Dan.


First Drama track from “Jingle Bell ga Tomaranai” - Ruby the Chef subbed by Daxing Dan on Vimeo!