poor alfred, honestly, i mean you know he ends up getting a lot of shit for the batman thing but you also know that man did the best he could with bruce goddamn wayne, the most stubborn-ass closed-off melodramatic dingus to ever punch a crime. good luck finding a therapist that kid will ever talk to. if he did not at least once try to make that boy talk about his feelings, only to be met with a broken third-story window and a missing boy, i will eat my hat. honestly. imagine batman. imagine him younger, with the impulse control of a young rich white boy. try and tell me he wouldn’t jump out a goddamn window just to prove a point about how willing he is to jump out a goddamn window to avoid this conversation. normal kids, you just wait until you’re driving and they’re stuck. i promise you bruce wayne nearly fucking died trying to fling himself out of the car and into the bed of a nearby truck because alfred had the audacity to suggest he might have had a feeling one time. i was a regular teen and i nearly flung myself out of many windows to avoid feelingschat, i cannot imagine the drama of a teen with the strength and willpower and poor coping mechanisms to one day Become A Bat. it’s amazing either of them even survived. give that butlerdad a medal and a bottle of bourbon.
Hi I noticed you're really into astrology so do you mind giving a rundown of all the rising signs and your experiences with them maybe? Thx