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A WORD TO THE WISE: IF YOU CAN’T REASONABLY BE EXPECTED TO PUT OUT AT LEAST HALF OF YOUR PARTNER’S PROMPT LENGTH FOR THE FIRST REPLY, DON’T EVEN BOTHER TAKING THE PROMPT. THIS ISN’T EVEN ABOUT BEING A LENGTH SNOB, IT’S BEING FAIR TO THE AMOUNT OF WORK THAT WAS PUT INTO CREATING A STARTING PROMPT. 

IF SOMEBODY HITS THE DOUBLE DIGITS CRAFTING AN ELABORATE SCENARIO FULL OF DETAIL AND GIVES YOU ENOUGH TO WORK WITH FOR AN OPENING, GIVING THEM A SINGLE PARAGRAPH IS A SLAP IN THE FACE WHEN THEY PUT IN A GREAT DEAL MORE EFFORT THAN YOU, LOOKING AT THE BARE FACTS. 

SAY YOU FIND A PROMPT THAT’S 8 PARAGRAPHS, YOU REALLY LIKE IT, YOU KNOW IT’S FOR YOU, AND YOU WANT THAT SUCKER, SO YOU TAKE IT. YOU KNOW YOU CAN’T MATCH LENGTH, BUT YOU ASK WHAT THEY WANT ANYWAY. BE PREPARED TO WRITE AT LEAST 4. I DON’T CARE IF THEY AIM LOWER, THEN IT’S THAT MUCH LESS WORK FOR YOU, BUT BE PREPARED TO WRITE AT LEAST HALF AS MUCH IF YOU NEED TO, AND DON’T COMPLAIN ABOUT IT, DON’T TRY AND NEGOTIATE, BECAUSE I GUARANTEE IT WOULD BE WELL WITHIN THEIR RIGHTS TO DEMAND THAT YOU MATCH THEIR WORDCOUNT EXACTLY. 

THERE’S NOTHING WORSE THAN HAVING YOUR EFFORTS LOWBALLED AND GIVEN 15 MINUTES OF WORK FOR SOMETHING THAT TOOK HOURS OR DAYS OR EVEN WEEKS OF YOUR TIME, SO PLEASE HAVE SOME RESPECT FOR PROMPT WRITERS AND EITHER SHOW THEM THEIR EFFORT WAS WORTH SOMETHING OR PICK PROMPTS THAT CATER MORE TO YOUR PREFERRED LENGTH. THEY’RE OUT THERE, I PROMISE.

anonymous asked:

Hello I was wondering if you could explain the recent talk about Liam's 4 tattoo? Im a little confused cause some are talking about ch*ryl and then others are talk about ziam Thanks (:

Hi!!!!! (Just so you know, Liam’s “4″ tattoo is one of my favorite topics, so this ask is very special to me. 😂)

So okay! Yesterday during an interview, Liam explained the tattoo a tiny bit (x). He said the 4 was an angel number (you can read more about what it signifies here: x / x / x ). (Cheers to somewhereisaplacethatziamknow for calling it early on!) It’s all very spiritual and beautiful and powerful stuff!

Probably what has Chiams (Cherliams?) and Ziams talking the most is what Liam implied about marriage. That when you wear a ring on that finger, over the “4″, it’s like a halo. Now what had some of us confused is that doesn’t exactly measure up with what he’s said recently about getting married. (Basically that he doesn’t want to. WEIRD.)

So add to that the timing of when the tattoo first showed up (just before Liam’s and Cheryl’s relationship became Tabloid Official™️), and what the number symbolizes, and it gets pretty interesting. Plus, personally, I don’t know why you’d choose to highlight that finger if you weren’t into marriage. But that’s just me!

It all really depends on what you believe about Liam’s personal life, I guess. 😊 And aside from that, the core meaning of the “4″ is so lovely, isn’t it?? 

Thanks for stopping by! xx 

im scared i have my first volunteer shift and im already nervous about that, but i also have to take the bus there which ive never done i wish i could have taken it before to make sure of the timing/the correct route..in theory i kno where to get off but i also have to walk after and im very bad w/ directions ;-;

anonymous asked:

Wait, do you mind if I ask what wowowashley did?

okay i already answered this but basically she was a really popular taekook writer and she pissed a lot of people off by taking down the taekook fic she was working on to rewrite it for some nct ship and she came off very rude and ungrateful when she told people about it (the a/n where she explained all this is taken down so i can’t link you but i’m sure there are ss out there) but yeah basically she didn’t thank anyone for all the love and support and basically told everyone to fuck off

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;pairing — jungkook/reader

;warnings — sex | implied exhibitionism | mild dom/sub tones | if u’ve got a praise kink then ur gonna love this | mentions of daddy kinks | instances of spanking 

;summary — you’re the supervisor of the clothing department with a lot of useless lingerie knowledge, jungkook is the jewelry department’s defiant hot boy who flirts in wristwatch brands. basically an upscale retail au, but with lots of implied under-the-counter sex. and when an opportunity presents itself to fuck each other in the boss’s office after hours, you’re both too hot for each other to say no.

;word count — 20k im so sorry

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