“Honestly, where did the term make it rain come from? Could have easily been something about a piñata, or something cooler- right? I’m just saying that some phrases are strange as frickle frackle.”

I used to watch High School Musical with the excuse that my little sister just insisted, but really I was the one forcing it. And now I don’t have her to lie about.

But I’m not ashamed of the marathon I just had.

“I hate to be all Hyde about this holiday, but you know all this is just to distract us from the disgusting displays of consumerism in this country and I don’t want to imagine the pain these explosions are causing postwar citizens.”