Little Monsters || Bill, Charlie, & Fabian
Dear favourite sister,
That really doesn’t sound fair at all, especially because the twins are obviously my favourite nephews. Bill and Charlie are little monsters who deserve only gnome droppings for their birthdays (Christmas too).
Quidditch is a good idea though. I’ll buy the twins top of the market racing brooms, one each. Little William and Charles can’t use them, no matter how much they want to. If you like I can bring my big bag of real live spiders to put in Bill and Charlie’s beds to teach them a lesson too.
Love your favourite brother