bwahaha ;a;

i don’t trust ppl who type out ‘bwahaha’ instead of something like ‘lmao’ or ‘skdnksndkf’ are you some kind of cartoon villain in training?

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it’s so ridiculously pretty outside, my yard is absolutely filled with so many different kinds of wildflowers! my cousin let me borrow this amazing guide on all the wildlife in north america, and i’ve been having so much fun being able to identify and tell people which flowers are which :)

SELFISH (Part 5) - Stiles Stilinski smut

Title: Babysitting Isn’t Too Hard, Right?

Summary: After a last-minute arrangement, you and Stiles are roped into babysitting for Lydia. What commences is a night full of bonding, babies and sex. Hot sex.

Word count: 6.8k

Warnings: We’re back at it again with the smut! ;) Nothing too intense, just your standard m/f sex + dirty talk.

A/N: I wrote in Lydia’s kid for the sole reason of having a babysitting chapter ngl. Can you blame me? Stiles with a kid is cute as fuck. Siiiiiigh. Anyway. I’m pretty fond of this part so I hope ya like it too! Please let me know if you did :)

Song of the part: Hold Me Down - Halsey

PART 4 | SERIES MASTERPOST

Originally posted by dylanobriengirl

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Stray Kids Reaction to their S/O Telling a Stupid Pun

@emmaishere92 requested:  Can I have a Stray Kids reaction to the reader telling an stupid joke/pun? Maybe s/o idk, I’m indecisive😂

A/N: Ok here we go!! I’m absolutely positive this came out awful but oh well

Originally posted by bxngchan

Chan: 

He didn’t think it was a bad pun at all. In fact, he laughed more than you did, and then told all the boys. Which they gave him the most disgusted looks.

“What’s the difference of deer nuts and beer nuts?”
“I don’t know, what babe?”
“Beer nuts are a $1.75, but deer nut are under a buck.”
“BWAHAHA…HAHAHA, THAT IS THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THING EVER.”

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